Alagaesian chat room
a/n hello people! I have a riddle from bananasrokk It goes, wat starts wit E and ends wit E and only has one letter? the answer is at the bottom. this ch. is … interesting. see for yourself
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or Eldest. I do not own The Looking Glass Wars, or The Matrix.
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HuMaNeLf has logged on
DramaElf23 has logged on
HuMaNeLf – hey, I found this really interesting link.
DramaElf23 – what is it?...
HuMaNeLf – I don't know but I found something called and I spanked a monkey at 153 mph!
DramaElf23 – what's, mph,?
HuMaNeLf – I don't know, who are you?
DramaElf23 – Eragon, snap out of it
HuMaNeLf – The Looking Glass Wars is a good book…
DramaElf23 – What?!?
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a/n it really is
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HuMaNeLf – E mc2…
DramaElf23 - …
HuMaNeLf – y…o…u… a…r…e… f…a…t…!...!...!...
DramaElf23 – I refuse! I am not fat you filthy mongrel!
DramaElf23 – um,… I didn't mean that…
HuMaNeLf – Mean what?
DramaElf23 – what I just said
HuMaNeLf – What did you just say
DramaElf23 – why can't you say anything that makes sense!?!
HuMaNeLf- I can say that. anything make sense!?!
DramaElf23 - …
HuMaNeLf - …
DramaElf23 – stop doing that!
HuMaNeLf – stop doing that!
DramaElf23 – I'm not doing anything to you! You're the one doing things to me!
HuMaNeLf - I'm not doing anything to you! You're the one doing things to me!
Scarback has logged on
DramaElf23 – YOU DEAL WITH HIM!
DramaElf23 has logged off
Scarback – what did you do to her?
HuMaNeLf – did what to whom?
Scarback – Did you take your medicine?...
HuMaNeLf – maybe….
Scarback – I'm shipping you to has been shipped to – hope they fix him.
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Elfmaster has logged on
Ishallrule has logged on
Elfmaster – You…
Ishallrule – Me. Me, me, me…
Elfmaster – what's this black stuff? Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ishallrule – Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Muhahahahahah – cough, cough – hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
Elfmaster – Muhahahahahahaha!
HuMaNeLf has logged on
HuMaNeLf – I'm back from the therapist!
Ishallrule – Muhahahahahahahaha!
Elfmaster – Muhahahahahahahaha!
HuMaNeLf – I'm going to the therapist!
HuMaNeLf has logged off
Both – Muhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HuMaNeLf has logged on
- Toad hops across the screen in to a portal. Eragon clicks on the portal. –
Neo – glad you could come!
HuMaNeLf – uh … Galbatorix made Oromis evil
Neo – uh, who's Galbatorix, and Oromis, isn't that a robot?
HuMaNeLf – No, Galbatorix is an evil dude and Oromis is an elf dragon rider. What's a robot?
Trinity has logged on
Neo – go away.
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Neo – A robot is a … never mind. what's a dragon rider? is it a person who rides a dragon? and aren't dragons and elves made-up?
HuMaNeLf –if you're someone who can summon people from different dimensions, then why don't you know more about that dimension?
Neo – uh…
HuMaNeLf – NEVER MIND! how did Galbatorix make Oromis evil?
Neo – depends.
HuMaNeLf – there was a bit of black goop on Oromis's screen name.
Neo – Download this into the elf's computer through a virus.
HuMaNeLf is forcibly removed from this chat room using heavily armed guards
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HuMaNeLf has logged on
Elfmaster – Muhahahahahahaha- Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
HuMaNeLf – hello.
Elfmaster – where am I…? Eragon get me a mocha cappuccino!
HuMaNeLf – what's a mocha cappuccino?
Elfmaster – I have no idea. why are you asking me? get me tea!
HuMaNeLf – OK
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Elfmaster has logged off
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Agent S. – well…?
Ishallrule – well…, uh…, I failed…
Agent S. - then you shall die!
Ishallrule has gone back to his own chat room/dimension
Agent S. - Damn!
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a/n did you like it?