Alagaesian chat room

a/n I've gotten some pretty weird requests. I will choose the following: Arya and Eragon fighting, a joke made by either Cheesy, or Goodness, or both of them…, and, uh… that's it! bye! I also got hate-mail by Christy.

Okay.
Have you even READ ERAGON?
I MEAN COME ON.
Wow.
They're in a chatroom.
Wow.
You gave them. SCREENNAMES.
WOW.

COME ON.
This is a pointless waste of time, space and energy for not only you but the vast majority of humans that have ACTUALLYY read the book to understand its point and its characters.
Try picking a more...oh I don't know. Maybe a...PLOOT? or some actual DIALOGUE.

This is just sad.
Pfftt.
I read the first chapter. HOPING the second chapter wouldn't be as dumb, but no, it was just as stupid.
Well...nice meeting someone as idiotic as you. Haven't seen one like that for a long time.

Just to let you know, I'm going to do this until Cheesy Goodness rejects it! which will be a longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time. I mean that in a good way.

Disclaimer: I dO nOt OwN eRaGoN oR eLdEsT. i Do NoT oWn ThE mAtRiX

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Scarback has logged on

HuMaNeLf has logged on

HuMaNeLf – I remember when Saphira was an egg…

Scarback – ya know...dragon eggs kinda look like giant jelly beans...

HuMaNeLf – hmm?...sure...until they hatch! P

Scarback - They hatch when they become expired!

HuMaNeLf - …

Scarback - …What!? What's a jelly bean?

DramaElf23 has logged on

DramaElf23 – it's a candy that's chewy

DramaElf23 - ??? why'd I say that?...

HuMaNeLf – whats a candy?

DramaElf23 – don't know, don't care

DramaElf23 has logged off

Scarback – I like dollys!

Scarback has logged off

HuMaNeLf - … am I the only sane man left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????

HuMaNeLf has logged off

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Agent S. has logged on

Ishallrule – ohhhh! black stuff! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Agent S. – thank you…

Agent S. – your welcome.

Agent S. and Agent S. has logged off

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Agent S. has logged on

Secretrider has logged on

Agent S. – you will be happy with us.

Secretrider – I, … will? Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Agent S. – yes, you will…

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Agent S. goes around taking over everyone who logged on to the chat room besides Eragon, Logan ( DramaElf23), Murtagh, and Oromis. it's up to them to save… the thing they do in their free time.

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HuMaNeLf – wait here.

- ZAP –

DramaElf23 – wait

DramaElf23 has logged off

Scarback – where'd she go?

Elfmaster – why are you asking me?

Scarback – for someone who is so wise, why don't you know what a rhetorical question is?

Elfmaster – harrumph

Revenge has logged on

Scarback – who are you?

Revenge – I'm Logan

Scarback –you changed your screen name?

Revenge – 'cause they took over Vanir. I also signed you up for yoga!

Scarback – what's yoga?

Revenge – don't know, don't care

Scarback – harrumph.

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HuMaNeLf has logged on

HuMaNeLf – neo?

The Chosen One has logged on

The Chosen One – like it?

HuMaNeLf – whatever. Agent S. has taken over everyone on the chat room!

The Chosen One – including your lover?

HuMaNeLf – who?!?

The Chosen One – oh, she didn't tell you… anyway… what were you talking about?

HuMaNeLf - … Agent S. has tak-

The Chosen One – -en over everyone in the chat room. yeah, yeah, yeah

The Chosen One – you told me, didn't you?

HuMaNeLf – uh… yeah. how do we beat them?

The Chosen One – have all of the other Agent S.'s line up in parallel lines while you battle the real one

HuMaNeLf – okay…

The Chosen One – bye,bye.

HuMaNeLf – wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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HuMaNeLf has logged on

HuMaNeLf – here's what we need to do…

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a/n CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!