Alagaesian chat room
a/n um… no one commented on the cliff hanger. oh, well…
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or Eldest. I do not own The Matrix.
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Previously… (see ch. before)
Revenge – you think it will work?
HuMaNeLf – um… no. but lets try it anyway.
Scarback – so… where do we fight?
HuMaNeLf – You don't. I do. I fight on a street in Dras-Leona.
Scarback – No fair!
HuMaNeLf – shut up and good bye.
POOF
Revenge – oh! squiggly line!
Scarback – shut up!
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While Eragon and Agent S. are fighting, here are the thoughts and talks of the other Smiths.
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Agent S. 42 – Shouldn't we help him?
Agent S. 43 – No… it's our job to stare blankly into space.
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Agent S. 56 – I have something to tell you.
Agent S. 57 – What?
Agent S. 56 – I like you.
Agent S. 57 – well, I like you to.
Agent S. 56 – no, I mean, like you, like you.
Agent S. 57 – um… this is awkward…
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Agent S.'s 59 – 81 – Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay (dully)
Agent S. 82 – Where were you?
Agent S.'s 59 – 81 – sorry, the cubs were in town.
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Agent S. 4 – hmm, my fingers look like small sausages…
- bite –
Agent S. 4 – ouch.
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Agent S. 5 – his head looks like a pizza…
Agent S. 4 – what are you doing? Arghhhhh. (note the period instead of an exclamation mark)
- chomp –
Agent S. 5 – yum. tomato sauce and pink ham.
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Eragon – YES! I killed you!
Eragon – uh… why does Joel have no head?
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Eragon – Yay! everything's back to normal!
Joel walk's by with no head
Eragon – um… almost normal
Arya – STALKER! – hits Eragon on his head with a comically misshapen carrot –
Eragon – hey! – runs after her with an elongated leaf in his hands –
Logan – playing hard to get only makes me love you more Eragon. (has a blank stare on her face)
Murtagh waves his hand across her face. no reaction.
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a/n I think it was to short… you tell me