Alagaesian chat room
a/n to be… or not to be… that is never the question… always is you! That was stupid…
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or Eldest OR Naruto…yet…
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HuMaNeLf has logged on
HuMaNeLf – Hello!!!!!!!!
HuMaNeLf – not again…: P
Scarback has logged on
HuMaNeLf – Hello…
Scarback – Hullo Eragon
HuMaNeLf – What's with the U instead of the E?
Scarback – I just got chased by a blond boy in an orange jumpsuit who was throwing little knives at me.
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Scarback - …
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Scarback has been sent to a digital therapist
HuMaNeLf – … why'd I do that…?
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HuMaNeLf – hey Joel! I found your head! it was in Saphira's poop…you owe me five bottles of air freshener!
Shipsforneedy – fork it over, chum
HuMaNeLf – I'll give it to you if you get me that freshener.
HuMaNeLf – wait a' minute you have no head! how are alive and typing!?!
DIE has logged on
DIE – it's quite simple my young Neanderthal.
HuMaNeLf – who's saying I am one?
DIE – well it's quite obvious! You smell, you're covered in poop, and you look like one too!
HuMaNeLf – uh… who are you?
DIE – why, I'm the incredible Dr. Phil
HuMaNeLf – Dr. who?
DIE – Dr. who what?
HuMaNeLf – you just said that you were Dr. something-or-other
DIE – well why would I tell you anything. you never said sorry for killing me
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HuMaNeLf – you tried to kill ME!
Scarback – I did…
HuMaNeLf – YES YOU DID! I DON'T KNOW WHY ANGELA WOULD HELP YOU!
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HuMaNeLf – why'd he go?
DIE – simple misunderstanding! Why, I remember a time when my friend Bob over heard me yelling at Tim…
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HuMaNeLf – … I was talking to Durza.
Scarback – ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………….
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Scarback – I'm board
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a/n my stories are getting short please give my more ideas!