Alagaesian chat room
a/n um… Door!
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or Eldest or any other books or shows or ppl I might put in this ch.
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Elfperson24 has logged on
HuMaNeLf has logged on
Frogsn'toads has logged on
HuMaNeLf – who you?
Elfperson24 – I am super secret spy from a land far, far, far away.
HuMaNeLf – Arya?
Elfperson24 - -Damn! – uh, no as I was saying, can I have some pie?
HuMaNeLf – Arya…
Elfperson24 – YOU WIN!
Arya runs for a distance about ten inches away from Eragon when Murtagh logs on in her path. (This is a chat room where they can move around and when a person logs in it looks like a door opening from nowhere)
CRASH!
Elfperson24 – ahhhhhhhh…. my digital nose…
HuMaNeLf – Ha! You ran into a door!
Babyguy has logged on
Frogsn'toads – I found a baby!
Babyguy – goo!
HuMaNeLf – say goo!
Babyguy – goo!
HuMaNeLf – say gaa!
Babyguy – gaa!
HuMaNeLf – say goo!
Babyguy – gaa!
HuMaNeLf - hey!
Elfperson24 – Ow!... SHUT UP ERAGON!
HuMaNeLf – not in front off the baby!
Babyguy – SHUT UP!
HuMaNeLf – see what you did!
Babyguy – NO! I'm telling YOU to shut up!
HuMaNeLf –???
Babyguy – The names' Stewie, and I'm running thing around here!
HuMaNeLf - …
-POP!-
Babyguy – where'd he go!?!
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HuMaNeLf – Neo, can I have a heavily armed guard or two?
Neo – here you go!
HuMaNeLf is forcibly removed by two heavily armed guards
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HuMaNeLf – Guards! Kick Stewie out!
Guard 1 – but I like Stewie!
HuMaNeLf - …
Guard 2 – I like him too!
HuMaNeLf has downloaded a virus into Stewie's computer
Babyguy –ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
HuMaNeLf – YAY!
The guards went home
Elfperson24 – but I liked Stewie…
HuMaNeLf - why?
Elfperson24 – Because he was talking about world domination or something… it was kinda cute
Scarback – HELLO! I'm here too!
HuMaNeLf – Hello…
Elfperson24 – I'm going
Elfperson24 has logged off
HuMaNeLf – do you like pizza?
Scarback – Duh! Hey, wana go put graffiti on Bush's car?
HuMaNeLf – Sure! Let's go!
HuMaNeLf - …
Scarback - … why'd I say that?
HuMaNeLf – I think you're crazy
Scarback – you were sayin' crazy stuff too!
HuMaNeLf – so what, I'm special!
Scarback – why?
HuMaNeLf – 'cause I'm a HuMaNeLf! BURN!
Scarback – right…
HuMaNeLf – that wasn't funny…
Scarback – ya know, we should fid out who is doing this to us.
HuMaNeLf – scorp890
Scarback – why?
HuMaNeLf – because he's like, the God of this world.
Scarback – well… he did bring back Joel…
HuMaNeLf – but now he's headless…
DramaElf23 has logged on
DramaElf23 – HI ERAGON! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Hi Murtagh…
HuMaNeLf – Hi Logan, Whatchya doin?
DramaElf23 – oh nothing… I have your Christmas present at my tree house.
HuMaNeLf – What's a ' Christmas present'?
DramaElf23 – Don't know, don't care… Why you asking me?
HuMaNeLf – you mentioned it!
DramaElf23 – well, I don't have all the answers to your life!... but I might have some…
Scarback – I'm here yoo!
HuMaNeLf – What's a yoo?
Scarback – I meant too! I'm not the best typer!
DramaElf23 – I think we all know that… But I think Eragon is the best typer!
HuMaNeLf – I am? Ugly bunny! (0,0)
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Blue has logged on
Blue – hello everyone…
Blue has logged off
Scarback – hey, did you notice that the upper left 6 keys spell 'QWERTY'?
HuMaNeLf – uh… that's weird…
DramaElf23 - … that bunny is weird…
HuMaNeLf – I tried! how bout' you do it!
DramaElf23 – okay…
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HuMaNeLf – That looks like a Terminator bunny with the big O 's
DramaElf23 - … you're right… what's a Terminator?
Scarback – it's a buff guy with lots of guns… how'd I know that?
DramaElf23 – Don't know, don't care
Scarback has logged off
HuMaNeLf – wana go out?
DramaElf23 - ……. sure… where?
HuMaNeLf - don't know, don't care…
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a/n Logan has got here wish! She's going out with Eragon! where will this lead?... who knows!