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a/n by request from nobi-nobi… never mind, I'll surprise you. I'm thinking about a crossover where Harry goes to Eragon's world and hatches the last dragon… what do YOU think? PLEASE tell me!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or Eldest or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter
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Eragon – That was an AWSOME party.
Murtagh– Yeah! I can't believe that Arya played Strip Poker!
Eragon - … But she won… I'm cold…
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Gandalf – Don't worry Frodo! Everything will be fine! now, uh… get this helmet on.
Frodo – why do I need a helmet?
Gandalf – Who knows where you're going to land? Now, uh…get on that glowing rune
Frodo – wh-
-SHOVE - -ZAP-
Gandalf – Happy Travels!
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- ZAP –
Eragon- AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Frodo – AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Murtagh – it's a Midget!
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HuMaNeLf – so you're saying that a crazy old wizard sent you here to… do what?
Half-bling – He's not crazy… he's just… well, if you died and came back, wouldn't you be a little… burdened with other worldly wants?
HuMaNeLf - …
HuMaNeLf – look. I know a guy who can probably get you back to your dimension. But you're going to haf'ta pay him a hefty price to do it. Unless you have the right connections. hint, hint.
Half-bling - … how much?
HuMaNeLf - -sigh- around… 30,000, but I doubt you have that amount.
Half-bling – who's the connection?...
HuMaNeLf – ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Half-bling – oh….. I was wondering the hint, hint thing was about.
HuMaNeLf - … idiot.
-zap-
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Half-bling – hello?
Neo – who you?
Half-bling – Frodo…
Neo – You are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do you want?
Half-bling – go back home…
Neo – 30,000 please
Half-bling – Eragon sent me…
Neo - … that changes EVERY thing! 300,000 please.
Half-bling – what!!!!
Neo - Eragon's annoying…
Half-bling - …
Neo - …
Bob - …
Neo – who are YOU!!!???
Bob has logged off
Neo…
Half-bling – OHHHHHH! red button! Must press!!!!!
Neo – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-press- -ZAP-
Half-bling - … What happened?
Neo – you…blew…up…PIE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Half-bling – um… OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo – SUPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-press- -ZAP –
Neo –NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-zap-
Neo – where'd he go? he blew up that cursed subway.
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Frodo – I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf – finally! I thought Neo was going to make you press the button that blew up this world.
Frodo – you knew!!!!!!!! You son of a …..
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Eragon – Frodo's weird…
Murtagh - … who's Frodo?
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a/n I think that was the most random ch. EVER. in the whole U-N-I-V-E-R-S-E. Surpassing all randomness ever written… except for Cheesy Goodness' work…