Disclaimer- Naruto, Kenta, and Mizuko do NOT belong to me.


Chapter 7- Smiley-Faced Boxers and Pictures Galore

Ino was pissed. No, she was more than just pissed, she was furious.

"How COULD she!" Ino yelled, "how could she run off with him?"

The red waves of anger were rolling off of her in spades. It was a small wonder as to how meager Hinata had managed to pluck up the courage to speak, but the matter was of utmost importance, or rather hilarity.

"I-Ino-san..." said Hinata, barely able to hold her laughter, "I think I know where Sasuke is."

Hinata, however, need not have pointed out where Sasuke was, for all four group members were staring out the window in front of them in shock.

For there, right THERE in front of them on the other side of the window with his backside facing them hanging one-handed from a tree, was none other than THE Uchiha Sasuke in his smiley-faced boxer glory.


"Shimatta!" Cursed Sasuke aloud.

How am I supposed to get down from this tree?

Sasuke sat there surrounded by a score of birds weghing his options.

1) He could stay in the tree all night. (and risk getting bags under his eyes in the morning)

2) He could wait for someone to help him. (and let the birds eat him alive)

3) He could jump down.

"Down it is."


Oh Sakura you GENIUS!

Ino was no longer furious, if anything, she was ECSTATIC.

There right in front of her was THE Uchiha Sasuke with his pants around his ankles!

Even more unbelieveable was the huge yellow and black smiley face on the white cotton material that covered his ass.

Oh Sakura, I owe you BIG TIME.

"There is only one thing we can do," said Ino solemnly as she pulled out her camera-phone, "take pictures."


A/n This was what I was working on before I decided to rewrite this fic. (Refer to my profile for my info).