High School hell

Daisuke woke up the next morning, groggy and unaware of his surroundings until he realized where he was and remembered the events of the previous night! He got up and headed down the stairs, trying not to let his morning routine back home come to surface. He was greeted by Tohru and Kyo of all people, the latter drinking what milk was left straight from the carton.

"Morning Daisuke!" said Tohru.

"Morning…" said Daisuke with a yawn.

"Where's that Damn Rat?" said Kyo.

"He was still asleep when I checked. What about Satoshi?"

"He looked about as awake as Yuki when I woke up."

Yuki and Satoshi entered the room, barely half-awake. Kyo made a comment about the two being 'peas in a pod' which caused Yuki to kick Kyo through the screen door. Satoshi wakes up and sits next to Daisuke.

"Hey, Satoshi-kun, why are you and Yuki never fully awake in the morning?" asked Tohru.

"I don know Yuki's excuse, but the main reason I'm never really awake is because I have low blood pressure. It generally takes around thirty minutes for me to even be aware of my surroundings." Satoshi replied, sipping his tea.

"Oh dear! It's almost time for first period!" said Tohru in an upset voice.

"Relax Ms. Honda, we're on a late start today remember?" said Yuki gently.

"I forgot!" said Tohru with a relieved laugh.

"Morning! Don't you look like the Bluebird of Sunshine this morning Kyo!" said Shigure as he came in.

"Is he blind or just exceptionally stupid?" said Satoshi to Yuki. Yuki shrugged and went back to his breakfast.

"Well Satoshi and Daisuke, what do you two plan to do today? Are you going to enroll in the middle school?" said Shigure who hadn't heard the comment.

"What school do you guys go to Tohru?" asked Daisuke.

"We're in the High School. But I don't think that you two would be able to apply for another year…" answered Tohru.

"Why? Because of our age and height?" said Satoshi.

"Yup," said Kyo.

"Well I don't think that'd be a problem…" said Daisuke with a mischievous glint in his eye. Satoshi saw it and grinned. He knew what Daisuke had in mind.

"Oh? And why's that?" said Shigure.

"You ready Satoshi?" said Daisuke.

"You bet. We'll be right back. I can guarantee that you three won't recognize us!" laughed Satoshi as they left the room with a grin.

5 minutes later, the door opens to reveal an older boy with purple hair and violet eyes. Another follows with amber eyes and blond hair.

"Well, what do you think?" said the first boy.

"Who the hell are you two?!" said Kyo.

"Told ya you wouldn't recognize us!" snickered the second boy.

"Daisuke and Satoshi?!" the Sohmas exclaimed in shock.

"Heh, you're looking at 2 guys who are masters at disguise!"

"I'll say! I couldn't even tell the two of you apart from your real forms!" said Shigure.

"So which is Daisuke and which is Satoshi?" said Tohru.

"I'm Daisuke…"

"And I'm Satoshi."

"So the purple haired one is Niwa-kun and the blond is Hikari-kun?" said Tohru.

"That pretty much sums it up."

"I dare say that you two could easily pass as high school students! The only question is whether or not you pass the entrance exams…" said Yuki.

"That shouldn't be a problem!"

"Yeah really… High school is NOTHING compared to college! I should know," replied Satoshi.

"You went to college?!" said Tohru impressed.

"I graduated from college when I was 8. I'm only in middle school because I wanted to have a NORMAL life!"

"Define normal with our families…" Daisuke muttered. He received a quick jab from Satoshi for the comment. Yuki, Tohru and Kyo all headed to the school. Shigure took Daisuke and Satoshi to the building where the Entrance exams were taken; the two passed with flying colors. Shigure was a little surprised when he found out the names the two used however.

"Why did you say your name was Dark Niwa? And what's with Hikari Kuro?"

"I'm more used to being called Dark in this form. Though Satoshi's is another story…"

"There's no chance in hell that I'd put down HIS name! Kuro was the best thing I could come up with on short notice."

"Well either way, tomorrow you two will join Tohru and the others to school; be sure to stop by the office to get your schedules though!" said Shigure when they got back to the house.

They got their uniforms the next morning and left for their first day of High School next to Kyo and the others.