Crossover and I suppose AU ---

To Bleach a Fox

ch.2 The Frog, the Baboon and the Man in the Moon

A gigantic red frog with yellow eyes, a blue coat, and a long pipe was sitting in a wide open field smoking said pipe and enjoying the drizzle of rain. Just as he was beginning to think what a peaceful afternoon the day melted into…

"CRACK" the sound rang out through the peaceful scene shattering his naïve assumption. The source of the sound was soon revealed as a huge scroll fell from a smoking point in the air and hit the ground in front of the frog. Surprise and the little disgruntled the frog leaned forward to looked down at the scroll it had popped open showing one line of text. It read- Uzumaki Naruto-the frog blinked wondering what the hell the blonde idiot had done now.

The chirping of crickets filled the warm night air, a white baboon with black markings and a red face was sitting in a banyan tree watching the moon. A white snake slithered up the branch next to it.

"Something's coming." It rested its head on the baboons open palm.

"Yes, we should tell him." Apparently not heeding what he himself had said that the bloom remained seated.

"Well if we're going to tell him then let's tell him, you take too long to decide anything... I can't believe I'm attached to you." With a disapproving look at the snake the baboon stood up on the branch, the snake lifted with the it, curving around its side. The baboon turned, clearly outlining its spine in the moonlight, it smoothly morphed from a tail into the snake's body.

The baboon-snake Chimera leapt down from the tree, and walked over to a small body of water where it sat and leaned over.

" Renji"/" Renji" the baboon and snake spooking unison. "We need to talk".

Standing silently, the breeze rustling his hair, a man in tattered black coat balance on the weathervane of a skyscraper. He looked up at the blue sky, vertical white clouds racing past in the warm summer heat. The only thing out of place in the bright light was the bone chilling laughter drifting on the gentle breeze.

" Ichigo..." He turned his head to the south taking in the whole world, nothing but the blue sky stretched endlessly across the vertical Horizon. He sighed and turned again, looking down towards the street. "It finally stopped raining... and now something is coming that will make poor."

In the dead of night, high up above a sleeping city a crack darker than the night sky itself, breaks the stillness. As it spiders its way across the moon, it rips a new pathway between worlds that should never touch. A black contorted mass, about the size of a person, is formed as the cracks sealed themselves once more separating the two worlds. The black mass hangs in the air for a moment before plummeting to the wooded park below As it hits the black shadows are wrenched apart revealing a small figure dressed in orange. All goes quite. For a long time the figure does not move, only when a curious orange tabby comes to investigate the oddity does the person show any signs of life.

When the tabby batted at an ear sticking out from under a messy mop of blonde hair, the young boy, for that is what he was, twitched. The tabby leapt into the air, fluffing himself up and hissing; the boy sat up yanking out a sharp knife and looked around for the source of the noise. Gold eyes met blue eyes and both owners blinked. The tabby un-fluffed and sat down while the boy lowered his knife.

" Sakura?" He looked around, warily keeping an eye on the cat as if he thought it might attack him. Silence. " Sasuke bastard if you finally decided to come back and that's you messing with my head I'm going to frikin' kick your ass." Silence. The boy cautiously stood up, still holding his knife- there had better not be any gigantic man eating snakes in this stupid forest-suddenly something brushed up against his leg and he jumped at least 5 feet spinning around to look at whatever touch him. It was the cat.

"Meow" the cat happily walked over and began rubbing up against his leg. He relaxed a little, leaning down to stroke the cats head. He closed his eyes trying to remember what happened, dark inky black smothering him a man's voice, it was so cold and uncaring it made him shiver. He looked down at his feet trying to remember what the man said.

-- "... neither living nor dead, born in between life and death in the habitable areas of Hueco Mundo. That is what true ninjas are. Souls that have been taken by Hollows and somehow managed to escape before they were eaten. They set up their hidden villages, their towns, their cities and go about life in a mundane way. I left them alone, I thought them worthless but I was mistaken and it has cost me. But now, now I understand "-- he stood from his raised chair and placed a hand on the boys head – Naruto those things you call demons are my experiments. You see there are people, you would call them fallen Angels, for they are soldiers of heaven who try to attain the powers of hell, these people are what your ANBU masks are based off of. These people awaken demons. By forcing the person to visualize not only their Zanpakutou but their inner hollow the "shell" can be destroyed and demons set free The summoning animal's are a result of this to, they are the left over consciousness of the Zanpakutou, free from its cage. I set the demons on your people mainly for my own amusement, you see I couldn't control them, the demons, but now because of you. No. Because of the fourth you are the perfect Jinchuuriki, and I now can wield the power that resides inside of you "-- at the time Naruto did not understand what the man was talking about, he still didn't but what he did understand was this man had not only create demons but he did it for fun. And he wanted to use to Naruto as a weapon -- I won't let him, I won't be used, not like Haku --. After that he had locked him up in a simple white room and left him. Shortly after a man with chocolate colored skin and white eyes came in, Naruto remembered looked at him for what seemed like forever until the man had summoned one of the guards into the room. He and the guard then led Naruto down a corridor to large room with a small table in the corner. Sprawled out on the table was another Naruto. The guard grabbed hold of his arms and pushed him in front of a wall lined with paper, the blind man came up behind him holding the other him and said-" I agreed to s for a erve in order to protect those less fortunate, those who my comrades were hurting. Not to torture a child into causing more chaos."-and with that he pushed the other body he was holding into Narutos back, the most curious sensation consumed him. Naruto felt as if he was being pulled inside the other body and then… He was lying on the ground with a cat poking his ear.

Naruto crouch down now scratching behind the cats ears wondering, panicking and trying to figure out what to do.

"Are you all right?" Naruto, now holding the cat, spun round yet again to face his opponent. A young woman with glasses dressed smartly with the tie holding an arm full of papers with a bag hanging at her side stood before him. "Whoa easy there, I didn't mean to scare you, what are you doing out here at this time of night you can't being any older than my students and they're all in bed... hopefully." She looked at Naruto, Naruto look back. "What are you holding your arms like that?" Naruto looked down at the tabby.

"Because of the cat?" The woman stared and slowly, carefully said-

"What cat?"

TBC...no for real, I know I've been dead, for like a year but I'm back now. I apologize for not updating my story but I was getting transferred from one school to another and I was behind on all my schoolwork; I'm up-to-date now and I will be adding new chapters. It should be easier to read because I got this software called Dragon naturally speaking t's a dictation software, so instead of spending like two hours on one page I take like 20 minutes to just say it and the computer types it. Cool yeah?