Okay, seems to be a bit of confusion. This is NOT a Larry Stu. Just making that clear...

Lets see what happens next...

Rukia sighed as she approached the front door. They were two hours later, having be delayed by the Hollow and H making a deal with Urahara. Now they were back at Ichigo's house, worried about what was going to happen when they walked in. Rukia dusted herself off absentmindedly, then gathered her courage and knocked on the door.

Knock-knock-knock.

"Rukia?!" Ichigo threw the front door open. "Where have you been?! My dad has- WHAT THE?!" Ichigo jumped backwards when he saw H. Apparently the sight of a guy wearing blood drenched body armor with an old suit slung over his shoulder suprised him. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Hollow," H shrugged.

"A Hollow?!" Ichigo seemed pretty stressed out.

"Ichigo, are you alright?" Rukia stared at her friend.

"No! But come on inside, my dad is asleep," Ichigo held the door open for them. "I told him you called on the phone, and Rukia had to go on home."

"What about me?" H asked.

"I told him you quit," Ichigo grinned mischeviously.

"Thanks... I save your girlfriend, and you cost me my job?" H glared at him.

"She's not my girlfriend!" Ichigo barked.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Rukia yelled.

H stared at the two Soul Reapers. "Okaaaay... If you say so..." H smirked.

Ichigo led his two "guests" back up to his room upstairs. The first thing they noticed was the imprint of a face in one of his walls. "My dad got on my nerves..." H explained when he saw Rukia and H staring at the wall.

"So, where am I sleeping?" H asked.

"Outside," Ichigo replied.

"Huh?" H raised an eyebrow. Without warning, Ichigo threw his window open, grabbed H, and hurled him bodily into the outside air. "Aaaaaaaaah!"

Thud!

"That takes care of that..." Ichigo slammed the window shut and clapped his hands together.

"Um, Ichigo..." Rukia tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hm?" Ichigo turned around. Sitting in the corner of the room was a very angry H. "WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!"

"SPIRITS CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS, REMEMBER?" H roared. "YOU'RE THE DUMBEST SOUL REAPER EVER!!!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Ichigo dove at H and tackled him to the floor. Rukia sat down on Ichigo's bed and watched as the two men fought.

"Nii-san!" Kon suddenly popped up from under Ichigo's bed and wrapped himself around her chest. "You're back!"

"Hello, Kon..." she pulled him off and dropped him on Ichigo's pillow.

"You should have seen it!" Kon laughed, "I've never seen Ichigo's face get that red! Especially when his dad started telling him about-"

"SHUT UP!!!" Ichigo fought his way out of a headlock, losing his shirt in the process, and grabbed Kon. "NOT A WORD ABOUT THAT!!!" He threw Kon into the closet and slammed the door.

"WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE?!" Ichigo's door suddenly flew open, revealing his pajama-clad father.

Dead silence.

Isshin's eyes slowly shifted back and forth. First he looked at Ichigo, who was shirtless. He didn't see H, who had dove into Ichigo's closet the moment the door opened. Then he looked at Rukia, who was sitting on Ichigo's bed. It didn't even take half a second for his brain to register what he saw. "YOU PAID ATTENTION!!!!" he roared happily, tears of joy rolling down his face. "MY SON IS FINALLY BECOMING A MAN!!!"

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU PERVERT!!!" Ichigo dropkicked Isshin through the doorway and then slammed the door shut. "AND ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!" he yelled through the door.

"SURE IT ISN'T!!!" Isshin's voice replied jovially. "SORRY TO INTERUPT!!!"

"ARGH!!!!" Ichigo yanked at his hair. "WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS LIFE?!"

"I dunno," H poked his head out the closet door, "Rukia never told me how you became a Soul Reaper. But it may have something to do with th-"

"SHUT UP!!!" Ichigo roundhouse kicked H in the face, launching him back into the closet.

Rukia rolled her eyes. There was no use in commenting on the stupidity.

"Urgh..." H clawed his way back out of the closet. "So really, where am I sleeping?"

Ichigo growled. "You. Aren't. Staying. Here."

H glared at Ichigo. "I. Work. Here."

"No. You. Don't."

"Yes. I. Do."

"No. You. Don't!"

"Yes. I. DO."

"Why. Are. We. Talking. Like. This?" Rukia suddenly asked innocently. H and Ichigo stared at her. "Sorry..."

"I don't work here, eh?" H picked his suit up off the floor. "I'll be right back..." H walked through the door and left.

"Huh?" Ichigo raised an eyebrow. A few minutes later, he heard a knock on the front door. "No..."

"Hello?" Ichigo heard Isshin's voice.

"Hi, boss!" H's happy tone hurt his ears.

"Mr. Hunt, I heard you quit!"

"No, no! I said over the phone that I was quite delayed!"

"Really?"

"Yes sir. I guess the static on the phone was bad or something..."

"Well come on in. I'll make sure your sleeping arrangments are in order."

"Where am I sleeping?"

"Ichigo's closet. It's big enough to fit a person." Ichigo and Rukia stared at each other. "But you may want to wait a minute before you go in there."

"Why?"

"Ichigo and Rukia are-"

"SHUT UP YOU OLD PERVERT!!!!" Ichigo screamed. Silence followed.

"Doing their homework..." Isshin finished his statement.

"I see..." H replied.

"I hate them both. So much..." Ichigo shook his head.

"So... what do we do now?" Rukia asked.

"Mind erase?" Ichigo suggested.

"Might as well..." Rukia shrugged and went to get the memory-eraser out of the closet.

Knock knock knock!

"SONNNNN, CAN WE COME IN?" Isshin asked in a sing-song voice.

"Sure, come on in!" Ichigo grinned.

"HI THERE!" the door flew open. The moment Isshin walked in, Rukia spun around and hit the switch. A flash of light later, Isshin was sprawled out on the floor. H, back in his brown suit, stood in the doorway, a bit confused as to what had just happened.

"Excellent!" Ichigo smiled. "Now he won't remember us being a couple, or H working for him! Everybody wins!"

"Um, Ichigo..." Rukia held up the device. "The batteries are low. I only erased the last two hours... He still think we're dating, and he knows H works for him."

Ichigo stared at her, his face a mixture of sorrow and rage. "What?" he asked weakly.

"Good night, folks!" H waved as he slammed the closet door shut.

"Well..." Rukia shrugged, "I'll just take the bed then!"

"Huh?!" Ichigo stared at her as she made herself comfortable in his bed. "Where will I sleep?!" Rukia patted the floor next to the bed. "Great... just great..."

"What happened?" Isshin raised his head up and blinked a few times. Then he realized Rukia was in Ichigo's bed under the covers and Ichigo was still shirtless. He opened his mouth to scream something, but Ichigo's foot beat him to it.

"NO!!! GET OUT!!!" he yelled as he picked his dad up and hurled him out the door. "Rukia," he turned around, "I don't think-" Rukia was already asleep, and the sound of snooring was emanating from the closet. "Grrrrr..." Ichigo growled. "Forget it..." he flopped down on the floor. "The perfect end to the perfect day..." he muttered as he closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep.

------------------------------------------OMAKE-------------------------------------------------------

Isshin: ((tears streaming down his face)) MY SON IS FINALLY A MAN!!!

Ichigo: ((dropkicks Isshin)) SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!

Agent HUNK: Aw, how sweet. Family bonding...

Urahara: Lets see... You'll be working weekends for the next 5 months.

Agent HUNK: WHAT?! But I'm off on weekends for Mr. Kurosaki!

Urahara: I know. That's why you're working for me then!

Agent HUNK: Can't I just sell you Ichigo or something? ((grabs Ichigo))

Urahara: Hmmmm... ((surveys the prospective purchase))

Ichigo: ((punches them both)) YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!!

Rukia: You just now realized that? Wait, are you talking about me to?

Ichigo: Yes. I mean no!

Rukia: ((chokeslams Ichigo)) JERK!!!

Agent HUNK: Once again, my Omake is nothing but violence...

((In the background, the Menos Grande is now surrounded by a circle of normal Hollows, and he is breakdancing.))

Hollows: ((clapping hands)) GO GO GO GO!!!

Agent HUNK: And dancing...

Isshin: He's got style!

Agent HUNK: I give up... ((Walks away))

Oh, the insanity...