Here's the third chapter for anyone who may be reading…review please!

So, a few minutes later Yugi came back with his bowling ball and he missed the recent scenario (luckily) with Solomon explaining all of the rules.

"So, you got it?" Solomon asked a very confused Yami.

"Uh…sure! Let's go with that!" Yami said not catching some words Solomon said.

"Ok then! I'm going to go first." Solomon stated, grabbing his ball.

"He should be good!" Yami said. "With that heavy ball, I wouldn't be surprised if he got a Turkey on his first turn!"

"Uh…Yami," Yugi started, "A turkey can only be gotten with three strikes in a row…which takes three turns!…unless it's the tenth frame."

"Oh…Get a Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Gobble Gobble! "

"Don't get your hopes up. He's not a very good bowler," Yugi said.

"………….Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Turkey-"

"Will you stop that? I'm trying to concentrate!" Solomon yelled.

"Sorry!…" then Yami whispered, "Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! LAXITIVES!"

Solomon rolled the ball into the lane, but it never actually reached their lane, probably due to Yami's sudden outburst about digestive medication. It rolled into someone else's lane and still missed the pins. Luckily there was no one bowling next to them on either side. There was a second of silence when Yami burst out laughing.

"Ha! Even I, a pharaoh with no former training of the ways of bowling, know that…YOU STINK! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Yeah, well I'll shout out random words while you're bowling, and we'll see just how good you are. Besides, I'm just getting warmed up!" Solomon said with a glare. "Wait till the seventh frame and there'll be holes in the ceiling!" He picked up his bowling ball, which just came up onto the rack next to theirs, and he threw it as hard as he could towards the pins…except he missed again. It bounced against the wall, and Yugi and Yami stepped sideways to avoid the ball from hitting them. It hit one of the candy machines making piles of candy fall to the floor and some kid ran over to it and just yelled, "SWEET!"

"Yugi!" Solomon said, "Why did you get me such a heavy ball? Please get me a ball with a more suitable mass!"

"I-but-I-but-you-……ugh! Fine!" Yugi then found the ball that was covered in Solomon's kisses, and kicked it back onto the rack. He then got Solomon a ten-pound ball.

"Ah! Much better!" Solomon said viewing his newest creation…wait…never mind. "Now I'll show you how it's done!"

"Actually grandpa," Yugi piped in, "It's not your turn anymore."

"Yes it is," Solomon told him. "My ball never reached the end of the lane, past where the pins are."

"Oh, yes, well, okay then," Yugi stuttered. Solomon rolled two more times and got a gutter ball both times. Yami clapped.

"Oh buggar," Solomon moaned.

"Yami, It's your turn," Yugi said.

"Is it really?" Yami questioned.

"No! Wait, I wasn't done!" Solomon moaned.

"Yeah, you are. And if you don't like it, I'll put you down in the dungeons!" Yugi said.

"O.O. Uh…there aren't any…SKELETONS down there…are there?" Solomon looked very afraid.

"Is that a problem?" Yugi grinned.

"I have a fear of skeletons…"

Yami just stared at the two of them…very afraid that they could actually have dungeons in their house…so he made sure not to raise any objections. Neither apparently did Solomon anymore when Yami went up to bowl. Yami just kept thinking, "O.O. O.O."

"ROCKS!"

Yami's ball slipped out of his hand due to this not-so-sudden outburst from Solomon, and it flew down the lane and hit all of the pins except one. Yugi just stared.

"Solomon, you made me miss!" Yami yelled at him. "I was trying to hit the pins on lane seven to mess up those people, but you had to suddenly start talking about hardened lava!" Solomon, however, wasn't paying attention. He apparently just noticed that his twenty-pound ball broke the gumball machine.

"ROCKS!" He said again, staring at the gum on the ground. "There are colorful rocks everywhere! It's a colorful rock bonanza! Oh rapture! YES! They are called Rapture Rocks, and I will eat them all! HAHAHA!" Solomon ran over to the "rapture rocks" and ate every single one of them.

"Uh…Yami," Yugi asked to Yami, who was also staring. "Has anyone ever swallowed that much gum in one sitting?"

"Don't bother asking me," Yami replied. "I only learned about gum a few hours ago. I still have Joey's teeth in my pocket. Want to see?"

"…No." Yugi answered. "You're not going to think that the gum Solomon ate were demons, too, are you?"

"No,"Yami said. "Unless you want me to fight them while they are still inside his mouth, like I did with Joey.

Yugi considered for a little bit. "Nah. I can barely understand what grandpa says with all of his teeth."

"Good point."

"…Anyway, you still have one ball left."

"Okay," Yami said, acting like he was before again. Solomon waddled back over to them and sat down. Yami picked up the ball and stared at the pins on lane seven again.

"The object is to hit the pins on our lane, Yami!" Yugi called.

"What?" Yami called back, surprised. "You little old LIAR!" He pointed at Solomon.

"Your older!" Solomon insulted.

"JUST BOWL!" Yugi screamed. Yami turned and stared at the pins on their lane.

"Turkey," Solomon said randomly. "Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey! Gobble, gobble, gobble!"

"What," Yami asked. "Gobble up the ball? OKAY!" Yami threw up the ball and opened his mouth, hoping to catch the ball with it (how stupid can you get?). Yugi stood up, walked over, and caught the ball before it hit Yami's mouth. It was the lightest possible ball, so Yugi could hold it.

"You don't want to do that, Yami," Yugi told him. "Trust me."

"Oh…" Yami just stood there for a second before yelling, "You liar! Why did you tell me to eat the ball?"

"That's the sound turkeys make Yami!" Yugi said the answer for his gum-filled thing of a grandfather. "He was being weird like you were when you bowled. Speaking of which, just bowl…in our lane, I mean, if it's not too much trouble."

"…Ok." Yami took the ball from Yugi and threw it down the lane to hit the remaining pin, resulting in a spare.

"Alright!" Yugi cheered not knowing how an ancient Egyptian could be so good at bowling on his first try.

Yami, noticing that the machine said, "SPARE!" on it, said, "Why didn't you guys tell me that the pins wanted to be spared from a horrible fate? I didn't have to hit them!"

"Yami, that the term used to say you got all of the pins. It's another weird one like 'turkey.'"

"Oh…YAY!" Yami went over to Solomon and immediately began to gloat. "Oh yeah! Who's the king? I am! I beat your butt! I win!"

"Actually, that was only your first turn." Yugi piped in getting his own ball.

"Yeah," Solomon sulked while his belly was full of gum that would never fully digest for another ten years. "It's bad enough you're the 'King of Games,' but now you have to be the 'King of Bowling' too?"

"Wow good idea!" Yami said. "I am the next 'King of Bowlers!'"

"Oh great!" Yugi sighed. Then he turned to his grandfather and asked, "How can you eat two-hundred gum balls and not get hyper, but when you suck on a centimeter of rock, you disappear and reappear in South Carolina fast enough to tell us whether the food is good or bad?"

"…"

Realizing that he was not going to get an answer, Yugi turned to the pins.

"What?" Yami screeched. "How did the pins get back to the way they were before?"

"…They were re-racked, Yami," Yugi said.

"What?" Yami protested. "Then what's the point of this game? Why go through all of the trouble of knocking down all of the pins if they just go stand back up again?"

"Well, no one would get any more points if the pins weren't set back up again. The game would be extremely short and the winner would knock down the most pins. Is that the kind of game you were thinking of?" Yugi asked.

"Actually, yes," Yami answered.

"How can the King of Bowling not know that?" Solomon mocked.

"Because he has memory problems!" Yugi taunted.

"Hey, you'd have memory problems, too, if you were 5,000 years old," Yami insisted. "At least I don't have rock-eating problems," he stared at Solomon, "Or height problems!" He stared at Yugi.

"Hey, that was a secret!" Yugi yelled.

"… Yugi, you can't keep your height a secret unless you are walking on stilts and wearing a very long pear of pants," Yami told him.

"Yeah, and besides, if you were wearing stilts, you wouldn't be able to bowl very good," Solomon said.

"Yeah, but for Yugi, stilts might make him better at this, seeing as he can't bowl for soup," Yami taunted.

"Beans, Yami," Solomon told him.

"No, thanks."

"No, it's 'Yugi can't bowl for beans,' not 'soup,'" Solomon said.

"Well, I'm not taught in the ways of your modern sentences," Yami replied. "The point here is that Yugi can't bowl."

"I'll show you who can't bowl," Yugi finally said. He rolled the ball down the lane and got a strike. Yami looked up at the screen, which displayed a giant X and the word "Strike" underneath it.

"Ha!" Yami proclaimed. "That's your first strike! Two more and your out!"

"…Actually," Solomon pointed out. "He did better than you."

"What? NO! I only had the title of "King of Bowlers" for a minute and seventy two seconds and thirty-three nano-seconds before it was blown through my hand like dust on a windy day with-"

"Can I have my turn without you babbling on?" Solomon asked striding past Yugi to retrieve his own ball to take his turn.

Yugi went next to Yami and said, "Two more strikes and I'll get a Turkey!"

"Thank you oh-so-much for reminding me. Please hesitate to tell me again."

Solomon just went up to it mumbling something about "beginners luck" and something else like how his bowling ball looked like a rock, but the other two ignored the last part.

Wow, what an incredibly long and annoying chapter! Well, I thought it was funny and I hope you all do to! RxR! Please!

Yugisrose