Here's the fifth chapter! Sorry it took me so long to update. Writer's block. What are ya gonna do? Oh and if anyone has suggestions on how to continue this story, please don't hesitate to put in you veiws. Thanx! Here ya go! -

"Hey, Tea," Yami started, without anyone else hearing, "I'll bet you twenty pounds of sugar that Solomon doesn't get a strike."

"Are you kidding?" Tea questioned. "With all of that sugar in his brain already, I'd be surprised if he didn't get one."

Solomon was already beginning to roll. He pulled his arm back…

"TOILET PAPER!" Yami shrieked, trying to make Solomon miss the pins. Surprised, Solomon threw the ball behind him instead of in front of him, missing Yami's head by centimeters. It bounced off of the pole behind him, barely missed his head again, rolled down the lane and got a strike.

Solomon didn't know whether to be angry or happy. Neither did Yami. On one hand, Solomon just got his first strike (remember, he thinks strikes are bad). On the other, Yugi would probably yell at him for giving all of his sugar to Tea….Oh well.

"Thanks, Yami," Solomon thanked, with a blank expression on his face.

"Why are you thanking me?" Yami asked. "You and Yugi have your first strikes, and Tea and I don't have any. We're winning."

"Oh…right," Solomon said, remembering that he was the one who told Yami how to play. "Never mind. Anyway, it's your turn, now, Yami."

"Okay," Yami responded, hoping that they do not shout out random things, like paper that you use in a bathroom to clean your…

"Yami!" Yugi shouted. "Stop daydreaming and bowl!"

"Huh? Oh…uh…okay," Yami stuttered. He picked up his ball and went to the lane.

"Turkey!" Tea called. "Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey…"

"We've already done that, Tea," Yugi told her.

"What? Oh wok-wok!" Tea mumbled.

"What was that?" Solomon asked.

"Nothing…nothing," She replied. "CHICKEN! Chicken, chicken, chicken…"

"You can get a chicken, too?" Yami asked. He looked at Yugi. "You little LIAR!"

"What?" Yugi asked innocently.

"You said turkeys were the only poultry you could get in bowling?"

"It is!" Yugi responded. "Tea's playing tricks on your five thousand year-old mind!"

"Don't call me old!"

"Don't call me little!"

"Fine!" Yami said. "But you better hope I get a chicken by the time the game is over!"

"You can't get a chicken in this game!" Yugi said getting annoyed.

"What?" Yami said. "You…uh…I can't think of any descriptive words, but you're a liar!" He pointed at Tea, who at this point, was on the floor, laughing too hard to say anything at all.

"Can you just bowl?" Yugi said.

"Fine, whatever."

Yami swung back his arm in attempt to roll the ball, when Solomon yelled, "YAMI LOVES KAIBA!" That caused him to let go of the ball when he swung it backwards (again). It nearly missed Tea that time.

"Wow," Yugi said looking at the ball rolling down the girls' bathroom. "I should have got those construction hats in our basement."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Yami yelled at a laughing Solomon.

"Hahahaah!" Solomon…uh laughed. "It's funny! Plus, if you haven't noticed, I have ten pounds of gum in my system and it will take more than a couple of words to stop me! Oh, and to give you a clue on how much you need to stop me with, that gum in the machine was not sugar-free! Muahahahahahahaha!"

"Oh no…" Yugi could just see Tea holding a bowling ball over her head above Solomon's head…at that thought, he vowed to never eat sugar again. A vow he planned to break very soon. "Uh…Yami, just take your turn."

It wasn't until Yami went into the girls bathroom (it was empty, thank you very much) retrieved his ball, and knocked down seven pins down (with Solomon unusually quiet) that Yugi and Tea realized that everyone was watching them. Some people were just standing there with there mouths open in plain sight for them to see (one of them was in the middle of chewing on a pretzel), and other people were in other lanes pretending to bowl, but really listening in on their abnormal conversation.

"Hey Tea?" Yugi asked. "Do you think you could distract all the people so they aren't watching us? They're starting to creep me out."

"Sure!"

Tea walked up to the middle of the bowling alley with a microphone from…somewhere, and said:

"Attention people!"

At first, no one paid any attention to her, that is, until she yelled, "FUTURE FRIENDS!" (Oh, I think we all know where this is going…) After she got everyone's attention, she continued on with a very long friendship speech.

"Friends are like big fluffy pillows. Without them you cannot sleep at night. The more pillows you have, the easier it is to fall asleep (of course unless you have way too many and there isn't any room on the bed for you.). Each friend cradles your head all night. And what do we do? We punch the pillows to soften them. That's not right people. We also leave them on our beds for them to do nothing all day except wait for night so we can hit them some more. That's not right, either. So, I ask you to treat your pillows with the kindness they deserve, and don't bother them when they don't want to be bothered, especially if you're eating a pretzel. Thank you." Tea tossed the microphone over her shoulder and rejoined her pillows.

"…That was…awkward, Tea," Yugi told her.

"That was the whole point," Tea replied. "Anyway, is it my turn, now?"

"No, I still need to take my turn," Yami said.

"What?" Yugi asked. "The purpose of that was to bowl while Tea distracted everyone else!"

"…I forgot," Yami said.

"Sheesh, Yami," Yugi started. "Next thing you know, you're going to forget my name!"

"Well, they say that when you grow old, your memory's the first thing to go," Yami stated.

"That's weird. It was my eyesight with me," Solomon recalled.

"Oh, is that why you eat rocks? You think they're chunks of chocolate?" Yugi asked.

"No," Solomon said. "I thought they were paperclips."

Everyone stared at Solomon, not knowing how he could mistake paperclips for a rock, or why you would want to eat paperclips at all, for that matter. They have no taste, they are long and cold and moderately pointy.

"Uh…Ok…Yami, just bowl." Yugi said taking his eyes off his insane Grandfather, as did everyone else.

"Will do Charles!" Yami said facing the lane.

RxR!

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