As Nick and Daisy arrived at the mansion, they were strucken with orgasmic excitement. "Oh, Nick! It's like a giant orgie! There are children everywhere!" Just then, Daisy spotted her daughter, Pammy. Pammy was a violent little fucker, always chasing Tom around the house with knives. But Daisy loved her anyway. "Look, Gatsby is talking to her. She must be special."
"Come on my sweet child, why don't you put down that cotton candy and come see my bedroom? We can play doctor!"
"That would be wonderful Mr. Gatsby!" Pammy threw her cotton candy behind her and twirled happily.
"Oh, Pammy, I'm so jealous of you," cried Daisy.
"Shut up bitch!" yelled Pammy.
"Oh!" exclaimed Daisy with delight. "What a sweet baby girl!"
Pammy and Gatsby held hands and skipped into the mansion, with a flock of cats behind them. Nick and Daisy walked around the fair looking at the different games and such going on. Jordan Baker joined them as they approached the dunking tank. Here, they stood watching Myrtle on the edge of the dunking seat. George Wilson was throwing the baseballs at the button. They hit it every time. Myrtle was soaking wet, so she took off her clothes. George stood up tall and announced that everyone should take off their clothes and go skinny dipping in the fountain. Everyone did as George had said.
"Oh, my! This is so exhilerating!" Nick was splashing all of the young children. They giggled with delight and Daisy handed out pints of vodka.
"Who wants to get tipsy?" she yelled. Just then, she saw Pammy and Gatsby join the crowd in the fountain. She ran over to Gatsby, eager to talk to him about the past. "Daisy, why I havent seen you in half a decade! I remember everything about you!"
"Well, Jay, you can't forget the past."
"Why, if you have alzheimers, of course you can."
"Oh, I just have a kitchen timer. It doesn't make me forget things." Jay stared at her like she was a freaking lunatic and walked away. Daisy was upset about this, but shrugged it off as soon as one of the little boys in the fountain started making out with her.