At that moment, the door to the bowling alley opened…again. Of course, it opens a lot, but usually it's not someone that they are acquainted with (With the exception of Tea, of course). This person was someone that they knew. It's not Joey (He's somewhat frightened of Yami at this time), nor is it Tristan (He said over the phone when they asked him to come that his grandma stole his joke book and he had to fly to the Bermuda Triangle to get it back). It was someone else they knew. It noticed familiar shapes in a nearby lane and walked over to them.
"Hello, puppies," Kaiba said to them with a superior-sounding tone in his voice.
"Why hello, what's your name, young one?" Solomon asked him.
Kaiba just stared.
"Like I said, the memory's the first thing to go," Yami said again.
"What are you doing here, Kaiba?"
"Well, I thought that since the title of King of Games is still available, and that the best duelist title was stolen from me, I thought I'd go for the title of King of Bowling. So, I did the math, (Actually, I paid someone to do the math for me, but I like to take credit) and figured out that if I'm going to practice that much, it would actually be cheaper to buy the place than pay for every single game. So that's what I'm doing here. I'm buying this place."
"…Why?" Yami asked, unaware that Kaiba just told him why.
"Oh, and I just remembered," Kaiba said, ignoring Yami's one word sentence. "Where's that punk that hangs out with you people? What's his name again… Tristan? Yeah. Where is he?"
"Why?" Yami asked again. This time, Kaiba answered.
"I've just got a few questions for him, that's all."
"What kind of questions?" Yami asked.
"Stop asking me questions, " Kaiba ordered.
"Why?" Yami asked.
"Because I ordered you to!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm the boss of you!"
"Why?"
"Because your IQ is equivalent the amount of pepperoni on a veggie pizza!"
"Why?"
Kaiba gave Yami a look that said, "If you ask me another question today, I'll take your bowling ball and do horrible things to you with it too horrible to describe." Yeah. It was that kind of look that made Yami go quiet. However, that silence was short-lived when Yami remembered what Kaiba said before.
"Hey!" Yami pointed at Kaiba. "I already stole the spot for the title of 'King of Bowlers!' Go find your own title!"
"Is that a challenge?" Kaiba smirked. "If so, I'll take you on. In fact, I'll take you all on!"
"Well," Yugi finally spoke. "We could always add you to our list…"
"You're on!" Yami said triumphantly. "I'm winning anyway."
Kaiba looked at the scoreboard. Well, He wasn't last like Solomon was, but he wasn't winning. He was third to last. Tea and Yugi were in front of him, Yugi being in first.
"Yeah. Sure you are," he said sarcastically.
Kaiba sat down next to Tea and took out his bowling ball. It was made out of gold…and it sparkled.
"Ohhhh!" Tea awed. "I like your ball! Can I touch it?"
"Touch it, and die."
"Eeep!"
"Now you're calling me a sheep?"
"What? No, I said 'Eeep,' not 'Sheep.'"
"Oh, never mind."
"Uh, Kaiba, Yami has to finish his turn first, then, me, then Tea before you can, and then you need to go twice for the first two frames," Yugi told him.
"Oh, fine then," Kaiba, moaned. He put down his phosphorous ball on the rack and took a seat. No really, he took it. He picked up a seat and walked away with it.
"Where are you going, Kaiba?" Solomon asked him.
"I'm not sitting near you inferiors," Kaiba barked. "Everyone will stare at me. I'm sitting over here."
"I'm okay with that," Yami stated.
"Good," Kaiba said. "…Wait, was that an insult?"
"…Maybe…"
"How dare you insult me, you crippled old pharaoh!" Kaiba…uh…insulted. "I have an insulting sequel to a whole insulting book of insulting insults inside my insulting head, and I'm not afraid to insult you with those insults, either!"
"Hey, what happened to the first book of insulting insults?" Yami asked, referring to a book that Kaiba referred to before they went camping.
"It died," Kaiba said.
"And you didn't invite us to the funeral?" Tea asked. "What a cruel man you are."
"Thank you," Kaiba thanked.
A few random and silent moments passed.
"…Anyway, can I finish my turn now?" Yami asked when these few random and silent moments were over. "A few random and silent moments just passed. Moments I could have spent bowling."
"Oh, sure, Yami, go ahead," Yugi said, hoping that his turn wouldn't end up at all like his last turn.
"Turkey!" Kaiba yelled.
"Okay, how old is that getting?" Yugi asked. "We've done that three times already, Kaiba."
"Okay, fine, ruin my fun."
"What did you want to ask Tristan earlier, anyway?" Yugi asked Kaiba.
"Oh, yeah, I nearly forgot about that," Kaiba said. "Well one day, I was walking down the street and I noticed Tristan following me. Eventually, I turned around and he wasn't there. When I got back to my mansion, I noticed that my five 1943 pennies were missing. I think he pick-pocketed me."
"Oh yeah, I remember that," Tea said, butting in, talking very rapidly. "He said that he was following you and you dropped five pennies and he decided to pick them up and take them home and later he said that he didn't even know that you carried pennies with you because he thought you thought they were to insignificant compared to all of your paper with Ben Franklin on them and then he gave them to some weird farmer in exchange for letting us have the worst camping trip in our lives."
"What? So he did take them," Kaiba shouted triumphantly. "Haha, I have a witness!"
"I didn't want to tell him that," Yugi told Tea.
"Oh…sorry, slipped out," Tea said.