Sorry this took so long! I do have to go to prison-uh-I mean, school...uh...anyway...here's the 8th chapter!

Kaiba took his ball and walked to the lane.

"Pizza face!" Yami called as Kaiba began to roll. Predicting oncoming danger, Yugi and Tea ducked. Of course, they didn't need to. Kaiba rolled the ball down and got a strike.

"Hey!" Yami moaned, disappointed. "How come my comment about two things that have nothing to do with each other didn't affect your bowling skills?"

"What's that?" Kaiba asked Yami. "I can't here you because of these ear plugs I put in my ears so I couldn't hear you."

Kaiba picked up his ball again and walked to the lane. Yami, thinking quickly, sent his earplugs to the shadow realm. Yugi saw this, and immediately noticed that Yami had sent something else to the shadow realm, too. Something that would make Kaiba immediately notices that his earplugs were missing.

For not only were his earplugs missing, but his ears along with them.

"Uh…oops…" was all Yami could mumble to himself when Kaiba went to take his next turn that he missed before he came in.

"Yami!" Yugi frantically whispered to Yami. (I don't know why he's whispering since Kaiba can't hear him anyway, but just go along with it.) "Put his ears back right now before he notices!"

"But-but, what if they have eyes…or other odd things that would want me to loose my breakfast?"

"Just do it!"

"Ok! Ok." So, in one swift movement, Kaiba's ears were back. No, they didn't have eyes or anything else on them that would make one loose control of their bodily fluids or something like that. They were looking regular. Kaiba, even as it may, didn't even notice a thing. He just picked up his ball and looked down the lane. He rolled the ball, but at the exact right moment, he fumbled and what would have been a strike, or something close to it, came out to be only five pins. The infamous Seto Kaiba with his gold bowling ball got five pins…

"What did you say?" he rounded on Yugi.

"What?" Yugi asked innocently. "I didn't say anything!"

"Yes you did! You said, 'I'd like to see what Kaiba looks like in a Ballerina's Toto when he bowls.' You said that!"

"What? No I didn't!"

"Uh, Kaiba," Tea finally spoke. "I didn't hear Yugi say anything. Nobody did."

Kaiba just looked at all three of them, and just shrugged it off, thinking he was just hearing things. Yami was silently laughing to himself.

Then, when Kaiba rolled his ball down the lane the second time, he fumbled again and he only got one pin. This time, he rounded on Solomon, who everyone conveniently forgot he was there for the time being because he was taking a nap. (Uh…I have nothing to do with it!)

"What did you say?" he yelled. Everyone in the bowling alley was looking at them now. However, that wasn't enough to wake up the sleeping man.

"Kaiba," Yugi said. "He's asleep! He didn't say anything."

"That's what he wants us to think! He can't just eat an entire gumball machine and just fall asleep afterwards! I know he said something just to mess me up!"

"Kaiba, grandpa fell asleep in the shadow realm once," Yugi told them.

"Yeah, and just what exactly did you think you hear him say?" Tea said.

"He said…he said that I was wearing 'Barbie' underwear."

"Are you?" Yami asked eagerly.

"No of course not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I am not, and that's not the point! I think you all are against me just to make me loose! And, what's worse, my earplugs aren't working…wait, my earplugs! They're gone!"

Kaiba got down on his hands and knees to search for them on the ground.

"No! I can't block out hazardous noises without them!"

Yugi just glared at Yami for not bringing them back too, and Kaiba must have noticed this, because he then rounded on Yami.

"What did you do with my earplugs pharaoh?" he asked.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Yami said trying not to burst out laughing about the trick he played on Kaiba to help him become the next "King of Bowlers."

"Liar!" Kaiba accused.

"I am royalty! I never lie!" Yami found an excuse.

"You're a lair! It's written all over you're face! At least, it's going to be…" Kaiba reached into his pocket and pulled out a permanent marker.

"No!" Yami screamed. "You'll smudge my mascara!"

"Uh, Kaiba! Look! That monkey over there is making odd faces at your backside!" Tea called, not wanting to say anything to graphic, and pointing at a completely random and innocent bystander named Jim who just happened to be standing at the wrong place at the wrong time because he was completely unaware of the horrors that awaited him simply for standing in a specified area of a completely random and innocent bowling alley that was built and founded in 1988 by a man named Ferris Bowler, who was a completely desperate person and once jumped in a lake to hide something that he didn't think was that big a deal. Jim was holding a hot dog.

"What!" Kaiba yelled, turning at the "monkey." Yami used this 4-second opportunity to return Kaiba's regular ears. At the end of those four seconds, Kaiba turned to Solomon, who was still asleep.

"Stop calling me that!" Kaiba yelled. He then looked around a little more. "Why's everything so quiet all of a sudden?" Kaiba asked. "And why's everyone staring at us?"

"I think I deserve a pat on the back," Yami said to Yugi. Yugi gave Yami an odd look and turned toward Kaiba, who poked his ear and noticed his earplugs were back. He shot a suspicious look at Yami, and went to his seat on the other side of the bowling alley. He picked it up and moved it farther away.

(A/N-Just so you know, Kaiba will have to make up the turn he missed before he arrived, so, that is why he will be going an extra time…just thought you outta know…)

Anyway, there it is. I will try and post more often. Byeye!

Yugisrose