A/n: Hiya! Finish my homework early! Woot! Anywho, Thankies for teh now 14 reviews! -dances with her Gaara plushie- This chapter we go to Hogwarts University! Yes, fangirls and boys, an Adrien devoted chappie…fear me. OH! If you have any questions please email me or put it in your review. Buh bye and Enjoy!

Chapter Four: Seven Deadly

Baby blue Thunderbird hastily parked in front of Hogwarts University campus. Adrien opened his door, retrieved his bag and coffee, before casually walking towards Building E. Far to distracted by keeping all his things in his grasp, Adrien did not notice small crowd of girls following him up cement walkway. All the girls whispered, giggled, blushed and whatever smitten crap that fangirls pull these days. Each was waiting for that one morning occurrence: one activity Adrien always did.

Cling!

Adrien realized he had dropped his keys.

Bending over to retrieve them, you could get a front row view of that royalty worthy, jean clad buttocks. This caused each fangirl to swoon. Totally full-filled with warm and fuzzy emotions, they bum-rushed Adrien:

"Adrien! Adrien! Good morning!"

"I like you new name!"

"Have you been working out, Adrien?"

"Is you brother really attending that private school?"

Smiling wolfishly, the eldest Potter greeted every girl politely. Hurriedly he answered each question:

"Morning, ladies, I hope you all are well. Thank you for the approval on the name. Yes, I have been working out. Also, my little brother Harry is attending Dumbledore's Private."

"I bet he's a cutie! Is he a freshman?" asked one girl.

"Yup! Poor thing was shaking. He was so nervous that I had to fix him up."

"Aw, that's so sweet! You're so nice, Adrien!"

"Thank you! Well ladies, I have to get to class. Stay beautiful!"

Kissing some random chick's hand, Adrien waved goodbye to his dreamy fan club. Once he was in Building E, Adrien stepped on dangerous grounds with out knowing:

"HE. IS. A. DEAD.MAN!"

"Seven, just calm down…I'm sure he's-"

"I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO CALM DOWN? THAT HEARTLESS HIND STOLE THREE OF MY ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE TODAY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT HE CAN'T READ SHAKESPEARE!"

"No it isn't but I think you should-"

"DON'T TRY TO TALK SENSE INTO ME, HERMIONE! I- THERE YOU ARE!"

Turning around, poor Adrien looked down to meet his light hazel eyed, blue haired pink tipped, emo glasses wearing, fuming, '5 "5 Italian- American lover named Seven, who currently wanted blood… preferably Adrien's. He couldn't help to think that his uke looked adorable even with murder in his eyes:

"Un figlio di puttana!"

"Oh but you love me."

"No…, no I don't'."

"Seven-tan!"

"SHUT UP! Where are they?"

"…"

"You didn't-"

"Seven-tan, you know that back road is bumpy and I have to have my coffee-"

"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO USE A LID? A LID!"

"ITE! My ears! I'm sorry!"

"Grrr…just die…"

"But- but- but-"

"I'm going to become a college dropout. My boyfriend is an idiot. I might as well change my name to Candy, become a hooker, and die in a cockroach infested hotel after being raped and killed by some crazed sadist & wearing leopard printed mini skirt along w/ red velvet 6" heels from Goodwill."

"Well that answers my question about Law and Order's influence on you." muttered Hermione. "Hey, Adrien .a.k.a. 'Dead man Sam'."

"Hermione, do you think you could- oh?"

Adrien had been searching his pocketbook for another sugar packet during Seven's 'prediction' when he felt some papers out of his binder. Curiously, he pulled them out:

"MY PAPERS!" squealed a relieved Seven.

"Heh, heh, heh…" Adrien sweatdropped. "Wrong papers I spilled on, I guess."

"Moron." Seven added before giving Adrien a peck on his right ear.

"As touching as that is, I hate to say you two missed half of Business III." Hermione spoke up.

"DAMNIT!"

"Ah…well…I hate that class anyway…"

"Exactly why you're failing it. You need to become the responsible college student and actually DO your classwor-"

Seven was promptly cut off by Adrien's soft lips and coffee-tasting mouth. Moans escaped the couple as they kissed, groped, and appreciated each others wandering hands. Finally, mouths separated for air:

"Why- pant- did you-pant-kiss me?" blushed Seven.

"Because, Carino-" started Adrien while he tilted Seven's chin up. "You were being cute."

Kissing again, but shorter this time, Seven watched Adrien flee down the hallway: calling out to meet him after school. In a daze, Seven meekly waved: his legs still jelly:

"You know he has you're Engineering essay from last night, right, Sev?", reminded Hermione.

"…ARRRGGGGGHHHH! BASTARD!"

A/n: Introducing SEVEN! Yes, he's my OC. Fiery little thing, aint he? You know you love him. OH! Remember…R&R! I do not own Harry Potter or Hogwarts or anything else related to the series! Cya next chappie! – Bunni kisses

Btw...

Words which are italized mean... 1) "You bastard!" 2) "Ow!" or "Ouch" 3) "Cute"