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A game of HORSE

"Hello Tohru. Lovely day, ne?" /Wonderful wonderful. With a beautiful blushing Yuki at my side. That horse is gunna be sorry she left this pimp-master Haru. And I'm not only sexy in the spring/ (1)

"O hello Hatsuharu-san. Are you staying for dinner?"

"huh, what? (the idiot was lost in his pimp-fantasies) ..well no, I'm sleeping over"

"O, how lovely. I'll make a little extra than. What's the special occasion?"

/ah, yea Rin you jealous of this, my dick aint your slave you know.I--/

"Haru she's talking to you."

"uh, sorry. I'm staying actually to spend more time with my girlfriend."

"HEYy" the poor rat protested

"Didn't you break up with Rin-chan?"

"Yea, I meant Yuki" the cow explained as if it were as obvious as a hard-on in a speedo.(2)

Tohru blinked speechless/Yuki? But he's a boy and he's a boy. I don't get it/ (the riceball is a little slow) Slowly it sunk in and she smiled. If anyone deserved Yuki-kun it was Haru.

Yuki covered his face with his hands, trying to hide the too apparent blush.

/He's so cute when he blushes/

"Come on lets go upstairs,sweetie. We can do some homework before dinner"

"Sweetie? Dammit Haru" but Haru was already skipping happily up the stairs humming like a schoolgirl.

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Yuki tapped his pencil against his notebook trying to concentrate on his math assignment. It was very hard when a certain boy next to him stared unabashedly and scooted closer every few moments.

/ hmm. Well the answer can't be 17 but…damn why does he keep staring, its really starting to freak me out. Maybe if I jusr ignore him a little longerrrr, ahhhk/

" Don't touch me"

Haru removed his hand from his cousin's knee sadly and whined into Yuki's ear" But Yukiiii, you have to let me touch you, if we're going to have them believe us"

"You are enjoying yourself way too much on your- make-Rin-jealous-and-come-running-into-your-arms- plan"

But once again Yuki found himself talking to a wall. Haru had gotten up and walked down the hall into a bedroom. Yuki counted on his fingers 1,2,3

"AHK you stupid cow! Where the hell did you come from,the kitchen is downstairs"

"Sorry Kitten-chan" "What did you call me, get back here ya damn cow!"

Yuki laughed as he watched a red-headed blur chase after a white-headed one. Haru was amusing if nothing else.

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Haru rubbed against Yuki's ear as Yuki pretended not to notice and eat his food . He didn't want Rin to think it was a fake. Haru was such a good friend after all.

Rin draped her arms around Shigure looking coyly at Haru. Haru and Rin seemed to be playing a little game. Like a game of HORSE (no pun intended, but hey puns are stupid-cool(3).)

/You can drape you arms around him well so can I. I can nuzzle him like this, take that Rin/…

/I can nuzzle him too and I can kiss him on the neck gently like that, try that one cow-boy/

/So, what I can do that too, and also this …./

Haru reached down too pet Yuki's crotch. Yuki saw it coming and was about to smack it away, but he felt that he would ruin Haru's plans. He had to trust him or atleast pretend too. Any way Yuki couldn't help but get excited and want the other boy's soft touch.

Yuki closed his eyes as Haru touched him gently trying not to squirm. /wow,that feels sorta good/

Yuki opened his eyes to look at Rin. She stared in utter shock. / I thought they were faking it, but they must be serious, that fukin rat./

Yuki smiled at Rin in an almost challenging way and was rewarded with an angry humph and a few muttered curses.

Tohru was the only one able to eat unfazed by the mounting tension in the room. Oh, sweet ignorant bliss.

Even Shigure could tell this was getting serious. At another time seeing Haru doing those things to Yuki would of made him go into hysterics, but Rin's hard grip on him told him this wasn't the time for his silliness. Kyo was not stupid and was becoming more annoyed by the second. And when Haru reached for Yuki's nether-regions Kyo had sprinted for the roof. But no one noticed.

"Well, I'll just clean this up. I wonder where Kyo went, Oh well you can leave your plates..lala lala" and so Tohru skipped down the yellow brick road with her little brunette braids.

The tension was beginning to get to Yuki. The two couples on either side of the table sat menacingly quiet. Rin and Haru glared at each other waiting for the other's move.

Tbc dum dum dum

(1)- The joke is Haru means spring.

(2)- I couldn't think of anything-else. My mind was in the gutter and refused to come up with a nicer metaphor.

(3)Just in case you never played HORSE. Its that basketball game where one person makes a shot lets say a 3-pointer. Than the next person has to shoot the 3-pointer and than he'll try a fancier shot to try to outdo the other player. And you win if you can make the other team mess up 5 times to spell horse. Got it good.

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