"That's it pissy prissy prince, its over." Rin prepped herself at the mirror, brushing her dark hair to a straight shine. Fixing her tight black leather skirt to wrap just right below her waist to show her pink thong modestly. Yea modestly, I'll modestly take Haru right from under him. Ughh that stupid homo, how dare he do things with my Haru. Pulling down her tight red tank and with a push on her bra she was ready to get her man back.

Haru flicked cream puffs at the wall, enjoying the powdery sugar that flew around the room, resembling snow. "Haru," a sexy voice cooed from behind him, "can't we have a little chat."

"I'd rather we didn't."

"Oh come on now, how can you say no to such a pretty face." Rin looked down at him prettily with her eyes fluttering.

"Extremely easily," he responded dryly.

"C'mere already would ya'." With a yank Rin got Haru to stand up.

"Now," Rin said urgently annoyed, this should be that hard, damn this was her highest skirt, "I think we should get back together,love. Don't you think? Drop that rat already, he doesn't have half of what I can give you," she said huskily thrusting her breasts on him in case he didn't get the hint.

"Look Rin, I lied, Yuki isn't going out with me, okay. I did it to get you jealous."

"Then what's the problem? Let's kiss and makeup."

Rin leaned forward, but Haru pushed her face away gently.

"No, Rin. I can't, I don't love you anymore."

"What the hell are you talking about Haru? I'll clear that clogged head of yours."

And she did, she leaped on top of him before he could react pinning him against the wall, sucking the so-called clogs out.

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Yuki started in his nap as if someone had slapped him awake. He looked around, but found nobody. That's odd. He got up and slipped on his fuzzy slippers before groggily walking down the stairs to the living room.

And as he walked in he felt before he saw the scene before him, Rin clutching onto Haru in a lip-lock. Somewhere inside Yuki a match lit and he saw flames. He didn't feel his hands grab Rin by the hair and pull her backwards to the floor and he also didn't get to enjoy the feeling of strangling her thin throat. He did feel two strong arms grab him from behind pulling him away from her.

Coughing the poor confused thing sat up. "What the fuck? I thought you guys weren't actually dating," she managed to wheeze.

"We aren't." Yuki said calmly, realizing how much shit he was in, he didn't want to look at Haru. This was just way too embarrassing. He jumped up with the sure intent of running away, far far away, but the same two arms grabbed him again.

"I think we need to talk." Haru said sternly into his hear, Yuki flinched.

"Whatever you homos, I don't need you," she weakly got up still holding onto her throat like it'd fall off, "Shigure's way better in bed anyway."

"True, but you won't be having anymore of it."

Her eyes widened in fear as she looked at her elder, and her now ex-lover. Shigure stood behind her with blackened waves of annoyance "I saw everything, it's over, my dick ain't your slave anymore."

"No wait, Gure-san, come back, you're mistaken."

"Won't you leave already?" Kyo who had been peacefully sleeping on the porch grounded out his comment.

"Kyo? You like me don't you." She crawled toward him and hugged him. "Kyo, you're so strong, protect me," she whimpered pressing herself closer.

"I think you'd better leave," said a voice Rin least expected to hear at the moment.

"Tohru-chan, we're buds aren't we? Don't let these mean ole' men kick me out."

Tohru smiled dangerously making everyone quiver in fear "Get out right now, I'm sick of you making this house a brothel. You come here again I'll make sure you leave with half your limbs."

Rin scrambled out the front door terrified without even putting her boots on. There was nothing scarier than that look of murder on Tohru's usually so innocent face.

Tohru closed the door behind her and when she turned around her face was sweet and sparkling again.

They all stared completely at a loss. Where the hell did that come from?

"What? She tried to come on to Kyo."

Don't mess with a person's man. Especially if said person represses their feelings. cough

"Yuki?"

"..yea.." the boy blushed brightly and tried not to look at Haru who was the only one left in the livingroom.

"What was that all about?"

"Err..Tohru just went insane."

"Don't try to avoid it. Why did you stop Rin from kissing me?"

"I went mad too?"

Haru tipped Yuki's head up, but he looked away. "Look at me Yuki."

He looked up reluctantly, his cheeks still tinted.

"Seriously."

"I was jealous alright, satisfied?"

Haru smirked like Yuki knew he would, "Not completely."

Dipping his head down he stole Yuki's lips. The ones he had dreamed of since he was a little kid. The ones that assured him he wasn't just a dumb cow. And the ones he wanted for himself to keep.

Pulling away for only a breath, the two didn't want to, couldn't possibly, let go of each other. Slender hands dug into Haru's back as he was pushed down on to the floor. The floor was cold, but neither of them minded, they had quite enough warmth. There was something very desperate about how his tongue darted into Haru's mouth. And Haru knew at that moment he wasn't the only one who had waited so long for this.

TBC

Tohru: evil cliffe! You'll just have to comment if you want that smut action. teehee

A/NWasn't Tohru cool? I just love making Tohru OOC, I dunno why, I think It's really funny. Yea Rin came out as a total slut, I couldn't keep my dislike for her out of this. I know she really isn't all that bad, I know the whole "truth" w/e. I just really don't like her. And yet I like Akito.

Let me take this chance to write down the anime characters that piss me off

Misa Misa (DN), Risa(DNA), Sakura(Naruto), Rin, …I think there's more, but who cares, I don't like em' anyways.