There's a fine line between "Wanting to be friends with your rival" and "Wanting to rip his guts out". Dist, with his "Unique" mindset, walks that line... fairly well, I might add.
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The Fonmachine whirred as it brought its fist to Jade's stomach. The Necromancer flew three feet and crashed to the ground; the wind was knocked straight out of the Colonel.
"Mwahahahahahaha!" Dist laughed aloud as the rest of the group rushed to face the God-General's monstrosity, "Finally! Dist the Rose has defeated Jade!" He leaned forward in his chair, staring at Jade, smiling. Jade wasn't moving. Dist's eyebrows then upturned in worry.
"Jade, you fool!" Dist screeched, "Wake up!" There was no answer. Dist threw a tantrum in his chair, screaming, "You're supposed to get beat up, not get HURT!"
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Hope you liked it! Review...? Come on, someone's got to love Dist as much as me...