As much as I love the Christmas pictures and stories where Jade is NICE to Saphir, I find that this is painfully more IC.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
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"Merry Christmas, Jade!" Saphir proclaimed with a smile as Peony hugged his stuffed rappig and Nephry fingered her new silk dress, both from Professor Nebilim. Jade eyed his friend's wide smile and carefully opened the package. It had:
"A tie…?"
"You're far too feminine, Jade!" Saphir squawked happily. His friend blinked, "Ties are very masculine. Why don't we both wear one?"
"Uh… huh…" Jade murmured, staring at the turquoise, silken tie. With a flash, it exploded in a blast of Fifth Element Fonons. Saphir gasped as it was reduced to a cinder. Saphir cried in a corner, and Nebilim sighed…