Ah, well, I was gonna wait till 5 reviews (reasonable amount, no? T.T) but I just decided to post what I have written so far.. Really, this is all I've got now, I was having fun writing the KHII fanfic, it was a little scene that kept playing in my head, drunk jack and sora...
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto...(will she say it? O.O...) naruto pwns you. there. :P
.:Recap:."Teme!" Sigh.
"What?"
"How do you like your girls?"
Sasuke shot up from his position on the grass and glared at his friend. "In what way does it concern you?"
Naruto smiled sweetly, "I just wanna know…"
Running an elegant hand through his now blue from the setting sun hair, he sighed, and drew his knee against his chest, draping his arm over it. "How do I know you're not a girl who is posing as Naruto?"
The blonde threw a forceful punch at his friend, who easily caught it, to prove he wasn't one of Sasuke's fangirls using Henge. After all, they would never want to harm their beloved Sasuke-kun. Not that they could anyway.
"Weak punch, dobe."
"Shut up, teme!" Sasuke smirked.
"So, what kind of girls do you like?" Sasuke dropped his smirk and replaced it with a frown. He sighed again and rolled his eyes.
Seeing as Sasuke wasn't going to say anything, Naruto offered, "Do you like them with long hair?"
Sasuke looked at Naruto oddly. "…no." He glanced up at the sky. A few of the first stars began to shine. "I don't really give these things much thought." Naruto ignored that last comment.
"Really? Sakura-chan was said you liked girls with long hair."
Where the hell did she get that idea?
Naruto put a hand under his chin and brought his brows together as if in deep concentration. "No long hair…" he muttered. As if in frustration, he ruffled his golden blonde hair vigorously and shook his head, letting his bangs fall into his eyes.
(his headband, I forget what exactly it's called in Japanese, i'll come to me though, but his headband was off, btw. just might be handy to know...:smirk:)
"Ah! Do you like girls who are tall? Slim?" Suddenly Sasuke smirked, but Naruto was in too deep thinking to notice.
"Around average, maybe slightly short."
"Hmm…maybe brunettes?"
"No."
"No brunettes? Maybe red heads?" How many red heads were in Konoha? Idiot. "No."
"Blonde, then?"
Looking stunned, but pleased, Naruto continued.
"Pretty eyes? Round, narrowed? Long eyelashes?"
"Big, round."
"What color? Brown? Blue? Green?" Naruto looked dazed, as he thought of his female team mate. "Pale?"
Sasuke's eyes widened. "Are you suggesting a Hyuuga?"
"Er, no, no!"
Black eyes glared venomously at a certain blond haired ninja.
"Eh! Moving on to personality?" Naruto didn't seem to notice that Sasuke hadn't answered the eye color preference.
"Would you like them to be quiet or loud?" He questioned.
"I think they would be quiet, if they were wise enough, but they seem to be quiet loud."
"…they?" Sasuke stiffened slightly. Since when had the dobe become so ..attentive?
Naruto beamed. "Aw, Sasuke likes somebody!!" He began to chant. "Sasuke-kun has a crush! Sasuke-kun has a crush!" He put strong emphasis on "kun" to annoy him.
Sasuke growled and whacked Naruto upside the head. "Itai…" Naruto whined and rubbed the back of his head. "Ne, now I get to guess who you like!" Naruto grinned evilly. "Wait till your fangirls hear their Sasuke-kun has a crush…
"Does she have long hair, or short?"
"Short."
"Is she tall? Is she slim?" Sasuke groaned quietly.
"Didn't we just have this conversation?" Talk about déjà vu…iie,, not déjà vu, just a typical conversation with an idiot…
Naruto pondered. "Oh, we did, didn't we? Well, I don't remember what you said, so we're doing this all over again." He smiled sweetly.
Sasuke stared up at the sky that was now a blue-violet. He noticed more stars had appeared. The Uchiha felt calm and relaxed as night came but unfortunately that wonderful calmness was interrupted by some baka who asked:
"She lives in Konoha right?" Sasuke felt his eye twitch. BAKA! He picked up a rather large rock that happened to be right next to him and threw it Naruto. Said boy, being Naruto, didn't dodge the rock; therefore he was pelted on the forehead where a large painful lump was beginning to form.
"ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI!!!" Naruto yelled, clutching his forehead.
"Please keep your headband on at all times," Sasuke said in a monotone voice. Naruto stared at his friend in awe.
"What?" Sasuke snapped.
Naruto still stared. "Sasuke made a joke! Uchiha Sasuke-THE Uchiha Sasuke-made a joke!
maybe if people didn't know, a bit of vocabulary...
teme: bastard dobe: dead last baka: idiot Henge: that jutsu where you look like someone else..right? correct me if i'm wrong..T.T iie: no itai/ita: ouch/ow I think that's it... so..yeah, still waiting for 5 reviews:3 i get motivated with more reviews cuz i know people are reading my story and are either enjoying or not enjoying my story. review with any comments/questions/suggestions on my lame story ( i have such a positive personality, right? no. T.T)