Nick Fox and the Six Power Gems
Out of pure boredom I made this Sly Cooper parody for fun…enjoy.
New York City 3:45 a.m.
It was a cold and dark night in the big apple. Almost everyone was asleep, except or those burglars and criminal masterminds. Suddenly on the rooftops, a young shadow was dashing at full speeds, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. A chimney blocked his path, but that wasn't going to stop him. He took from behind his back a shining red and gold sword. He sliced the chimney clean in two and jumped to his destination in the alleyway. The dim light revealed it was a fox, no older than fourteen. He wore a shirt similar to Sly Cooper's except that it was red and the raccoon symbol on the belt was a fox symbol. He also had a red cap with a feather stuck in it. He took out a communicator. "Hey Jerry Tomcat come in!" He whispered. "You there?" "Hear you loud and clear Nick!" Jerry answered. "You sure you want to go through with this?" "You bet." Nick said. "If I plan on getting back those gems, then I'm going to need that file!"
He quietly snuck into the air vents and found the room with the case file heavily guarded. Two guards with shot guns and grenades were standing by the file along with some heavy-duty robots. "This is going to be fun!" Nick whispered. He ignited a smoke bomb and threw it down into the room. A huge wall of smoke surrounded the guards and robots. "Wh-what's going on!" The guard cried. "I don't know!" The guard called back. There was a swift slashing sound and then everything went quiet. Nick leaped from the air vent and noticed that he got a direct hit this time out. The guards were knocked out cold by the tranquilizing shuriken stars. The robots were cut in two. Nick smirked and grabbed the file and jumped out the window. Nick sighed, and then his ears twitched. He leapt out of the way of an incoming flaming bullet, which exploded the second it touched the ground. Nick looked up and grinned. It was Johnny Wolfstone, head police chief and former ninja student. "Well, if it isn't Johnny Wolfstone." Nick muttered. "Thought I gave you the slip back at Paris. "Well you thought wrong you wretched fox!" Johnny cried. "Gee Johnny…" Nick said. "I thought you would still be in the training grounds at police academy for another ten years."
"Just because I couldn't take the pressure of ninja school, doesn't mean I can't be a police officer!"
"Sure it doesn't…"
"Damn it Nick!"
"Johnny! I thought you wouldn't go and do any cursing!"
"ENOUGH!" Johnny hollered. "You've crossed the line Nick! Now I'm going to turn you into a barbequed fox!" Nick moaned. "You're better than that." Johnny roared and started blasting at the young fox. Nick just grinned and started moving at blazing speeds. He dashed off leaving Johnny in the dust. "I'll be back for you Nick Fox!" Johnny cried.