A/N: So, I was sitting in front of my computer, pondering what a horrible person I am for not updating, when it occurred to me that I was bored out of my mind. So, I have decided to write something. And, since I have no commitment to this story, I decided it was only logical to ignore poor RfV (which has been taken down anyway) and do this instead. Brilliant, aren't I?
The next day, when James read in the paper about the police chief's breakdown, he didn't feel the least bit remorseful. Quite to the contrary, he was extremely proud, and related the story of the previous day (with plenty of.. accidental exaggerations..) to Sirius and Remus, who, upon hearing the "fuckling Sirius" bit, exchanged quick glances.
Well, Remus exchanged a glance. Sirius broke under the pressure, and jumped to his feet, shouting something in semi-incoherence about wishing it hadhappened, and that he and Remus had only done it once.
Tonks, having just entered on this, looked at Remus, entirely stunned. "Anyway," Remus began, in hopes on changing the subject. "I was thinking that, since these Muggles have no anti-werewolf legislation, I'd apply for a job at one—or all– of the local high schools."
A/N: I don't think these will be oneshots... But they are being reposted.