Strength and immortality

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. Ooooooooooohhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea (oops sorry I spaced for a minute there). Throws sponge bob DVD in the closet. "He he what it was all a figment of your imagination. Any way now that ive gotten my mad ness out of the way.( or is it)any way On with the show.

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Chapter 13

Akatsuki dinning hall

" Hey pweety lady wanna go to my woom…. i gots lots of gooooood stuff to show ya" Kisame wiggled his eyebrows suggestively will he slurred drunkly at the Akatsuki member sitting in front of him.

Hidan just raised an elegant eyebrow as to question what the f&$.

" I hardly doubt you're my type" Hidan said with amusement lacing his voice.

Sake bottles littered the cherry wood table in the dinning hall. Kisame had decided idiotically so that he was going to have one last night of fun before they were sent to take care of the nuisance in Steal. Somehow even though nobody knows how he had managed to drag the remaining members with him for one last hurrah.

Zetsu sat at one end of the table laughing to himself what he found so damn amusing no body knows. Tobi on the other hand was swaying back and forth saying.

" Tobis a good boy… he no drinky …hiccup..much" After a small chuckle and one last sway the masked man fell unsconious on the table.

The large oak doors to the dining hall swung open revealing one very messed up Sasori. Loud laughter erupted from the table as the other Akatsuki members looked at the sight before them.

" You look like somebody put you through a wood chipper Sasori-san" Kisame said while holding his sides from all the laughing.

The puppet master just shot the shark like man one of his infamous death glares. His body did in deed look it had gone through a wood chipper his right arm and leg where nothing more then splinters barely hanging on to his body. After he had released his favorite puppets technique the Satetsu (or iron sand). Sharp iron sand spikes impaled the ground and one of Jouso's legs. That's when it happened a flurry of hand seal and a shout later he was in the jaws of a huge tiger made of ice. Sasori didn't care he had other things to worry about like Dei and Sakura. Damn that woman for making me go soft.

So thinking quickly he played dead. Well actually he reopened the wound on his face considerably and let the blood drip through the broken cracks of his wooden armor. Believe it or not the snow Nin actually feel for it only saying

" How pathetic and the Uchiha said you would be a challenge" Jouso scoffed and limped away. Sasori was broken from his revelry by a rather loud gruff voice.

" Hey puppet boy you gonna sit down or stare at us all day"

" Where is Deidara I need to speak with him"?

" Probably with Sakura-chan you know how inseparable they are" The shark like man had a huge grin on his face by the time he looked up from his sake cup to gouge Sasori's reaction but the red head was already gone.

" Hey pinochio where did ya go"

Sakura's room

A sea of long midnight black and pastel pink locks flowed off the side of the queen sized bed like a river. One tiny hand was interlocked with one strong one. The two's breaths mixed while she was sleeping peacefully with her face hidden in the crane of his neck.

Sakura had depleated a lot of her chakra reserves healing all the cuts and brocken ribs the blond had sustained during his squirmish with sharringan user. N ow the two were dozing peacefully until a loud knock came at the door.

Slight groans and soft footsteps could be heard from the other side of the door as Sasori commenced his infernall knocking. Finally but slowly the door opened till amber eyes locked with blue ones.

For a moment the puppet master was shocked aside form the amber eyes and multicolored hair Sakura looked the same as she always had. She must have figured out how Orochimaru hid his jinchuriki features

But that didn't matter at least she was ok. Now what about his partner?

" Where is your boy toy I want to show him the true meaning of art" Sasori said with an amused tone as he leaned on the door frame.

" What the hell would you know about art doll collector ..yeah"

Sasori now had a devilish smirk on his lips from the looks of his comrade the blond appeared to be fine, not a scratch on him except for his bandage ribs which gave away that he may have suffered some broken ribs.

"It seems me and you need to have a talk about or dear Itachi" Deidara's lone blue eye widened considerably.how could he have known he was not here when this happened.

" I ran into an Akatsuki from steal it seems he was working with the uchiha . He was merely a diversion so I wouldn't interfere with his play time with you." Sasori answered Dei's unspoken question as he turned to leave the door with the other two trailing behind him. This was also the same time that Kisame was chasing tobi throught the halls at full speed for waking up and taking the last bottle of sake. All the trio saw wasa blur of a masked man fallowed by a blue blurr and a high pitched wail of

" TOBI IS A GOOD BOY" All three sweatdropped

" They'll let anyone into Akatsuki theses days ..yeah"

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sorry for the sillyness of this chapter but I was in a comical mood today. Oh and as for the war and Itachi's part that will come in the next chapter. Gives you guys a big hug and lollipops see told ya I was in a mood today.