(A/N: Ed is not short here because I'm the author and I love him…sigh… and Al is about same height as Ed and Ed has his right arm but not his left leg back and you obviously know by now that Al has his body back. Ha ha ha. I'm listening to 'Undo' by cool joke right now as I type this…)

Chapter 3: Moody questionnaire extraordinaire attacks

Continued…

…raising a few of the guys' eyebrows. Those boys didn't look 'poor' at all. Then, in steps Moody, now those boys were poor, poor things…

"I go away for one, maybe two, minutes and some hooligans come attack! Do not fear. I'll question them and make sure they will cause us no harm. You, boy!" he said pointing at Alphonse and scaring him, "I heard the conversation from outside and I know that you're Alphonse… and the other one is Edward. So answer these question …Alphonse…where are you from, where are your parents and what other family do you have?"

"I-I'm from Amestris (sp?) a-and our parents," his expression suddenly changed from scared to sad and forlorn, "Our father abandoned us soon after I was born and our mom died soon 5 or 6 years after that. We have no but each other." Tears were beginning to form at the corners of his eyes, threatening to fall. All the girls squealed at the sight, "He's sooooooooo cute!" The guys were shocked and were thinking 'How does he do that? Creating tears at will…'

A strong silence filled the room before…

"You! Edward," Moody shouted making everyone jump, "Alphonse is too cute to be any trouble or to lie so I'll let him off the hook. Now, you answer a few questions. Who or what is that corpse on the ground, that thing that you were fighting and what is its gender?"

"That," Ed said with disgust, "is Envy, a shape shifting homunculus and it's a guy," 'oh' could be heard from Harry and gang, "I think…" making everyone sweat drop.

"What's a homunculus?"

"…"

"Answer me!" Moody roared.

"It's the result of a failed human transmutation." Everyone was silent again. They knew what that was.

"Next question! Why do you two have golden-coloured eyes?" (Actually, Alphonse has more of a golden brown eye colour, kinda like his hair…)

"We were born that way," Ed stated simply. The HP crew looked at the brothers in wonder, they hadn't noticed their eye colours at first.

"What's that symbol on the backs of your coats?"

"It's the flamel. Duhhh…"

'Seriously, how dumb is this guy?' Ed and even Al thought.

"Oh. Now both of you show me your left arms."

"…"

"NOW!"

Ed and Al ran over to him and stuck out their left arms. Moody pushed up the left sleeve of their coats (they wore tank tops and I don't know why I made them both wear the same thing, I just think it's cute for the brothers to wear the same thing) and looked at their forearms. No tattoos. Which, to Moody meant that they were safe.

"My name's Alaster Moody, that's Ronald, Charlie, Bill, Fred, George, Ginny and Mr and Mrs Weasley, Remus Lupin, Tonks, Fleur and Kingsley Shacklebolt." (I think that's it…so correct me if I'm wrong and I'll correct the story) Ron's eye twitched when Moody used his full name instead of the usual short 'Ron'.

"You didn't mention him," Alphonse innocently said pointing at Harry.

"You don't know who he is? I thought everyone knows who he is."

"I only know that he brought us here." Everyone glared at Harry.

"He's Harry Potter. The boy who lived."

"Ummm… well, none of you are dead, so why is he the only one who 'lived'?" Edward asked curiously.

"He survived a killing curse that no one has ever survived before."

"Oh! I see…" Inside Ed's mind, he was processing all this information.

"Dinner's ready…" a shrill voice said.

(A/N: It's longer and well I know Ed should have gone psycho by now so just pretend that Ed is still trying to comprehend what has happened inside of his mind. Next chapter, Harry and gang find out about Ed's massive stomach, and Fleur finds out there are prettier girls than her back where Ed and Al come from.)