(A/N: This chapter is pure humour…. Ha ha ha… well, actually, never mind, yeah, this chapter is pure humour with a bit drama….)
Chapter 4: Ed eats dinner… cough 'enough said' cough
Chapter 4 part 1:
"Dinner's ready…" a shrill voice said…
Everybody rushed to the kitchen to find a delicious spread of food laid across the magically enlarged table. Amazingly, they all fit around the table but, like I typed earlier, the table is magically enlarged. So, everyone is happily eating. Then, …….. they saw Ed…….
Everyone's jaw dropped as they saw Ed eating…. Like I typed in the title, enough said. Alphonse was calmly eating at a very slow pace, as if what his brother was doing was normal, and it was.
"This is normal," Alphonse assured everybody.
"How does he pack it all in and how is it he's not fat from eating so much?!?" Ron was shocked. This guy was eating more than him!
"He works out every morning and the two of us tend to get into very rough, and sometimes deadly, fights as you saw earlier."
Everyone was thinking 'Woah….'
Soon, they all went back to eating, still watching Ed with awe. One by one, they finished. Even Ed finished, and everyone thought that he was full but that notion was quashed when Ed said that he would save more space for lunch. Then, they all went back to the main room, except Fleur, who stayed to help Mrs Weasley wash the dishes.
Chapter 4 part 2:
They were sitting about in the main room, here and there, when, Fleur burst in shocking everyone. But, since she's part veela, when she asked for someone to help her with the dishes, all the guys, except our favourite pair of brothers Ed and Al, came running up to her. Everyone, (Okay, usually when I type everyone, I am referring to Harry and gang. Usually, sometimes I'm referring to really everyone.) was shocked. Why didn't the brothers succumb to Fleur's 'charms'? The brothers became more popular with the girls instantly. Hermione voiced the question first, "Why aren't the two of you rushing to help her?" Ed's answer shocked everyone.
"Simple, we've seen and known prettier girls." Jaws dropped.
"Really, who?" and "Tell me more!" were just two examples of the flurry of questions shot at the brothers.
Then, Ed took out a folder from the inside of his coat.
"This the profiles of all the people I know." (I know he doesn't really keep profiles of the people he knows but I'm the authoress so deal with it.)
"Some examples are Riza Hawkeye," he showed them a picture of the trigger-happy first lieutenant, "Lust," he showed them a picture of her and all the guys immediately agreed, " Dante, well actually its Lyra's body but Dante took over it so I'm not sure if I should say Dante or Lyra…," a few raised eyebrows at what he said but still a lot of nods of the head, "Heck, even Envy is prettier then her and Envy's a guy! Or maybe he is a girl… never mind. That should be enough examples."
"Nii-san, "Al said teasingly, "You didn't mention a certain girl that to you I thought would be the prettiest one…"
Ed's face was so red that all the guys jaws dropped and the girls were shocked. They didn't think it could any redder. They were wrong.
"Seeing as the last thing the two of you did was make out on the porch…" Al trailed off. (Ha! I found a way to make it EdxWin….) Ed's face was a shade of red that no one had thought even existed. To be continued…..
(A/N: Ha ha ha…. Alphonse is soooooo evil here. Never mind, well… it is officially an EdxWin fic now. And if you're wondering how Alphonse got dirt on Ed, he said he was going on a walk when he actually just hid somewhere near the porch. Ha ha.)