Author's Note: Hi, this is me again with my new chapter. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Disclaimer: I'd never owned the Kingdom Hearts characters. But I own my evil self. BUWAHAHAHA!!!

Chapter2: Nobodies & Heartless Crush

Sora didn't go to school that Tuesday morning. He slept throughout the day, and his mom gave him some chicken noodle soup, along with his favorite orange soda. He was quite upset that Riku lied on him about some stupid food fight. Around three o' clock in the afternoon, Riku and Kairi came over for a visit. Sora was so happy to see Kairi, but he wasn't happy when he saw Riku.

"Hi, Sora," said Kairi, sitting on the edge of the bed. "Feeling any better?"

"I guess," said Sora. He looked up at Riku and gnawed his teeth. "I am going to kill you for this, Riku."

"What?" said Riku, pretending to look perplexed. "What are talking about, Sora?"

"You know exactly what I'm talking about!" Sora yelled.

"Look," Kairi began. "I just came here to give you the homework our teacher gave us."

"Thanks," Sora said miserably.

"Well, see you tomorrow," said Kairi. She and Riku both walked out. "That was very mean of you."

What!?" asked Riku, getting annoyed. "I don't know what you're talking about."

"You know," Kairi stopped walking. "I've noticed something. You've began picking on Sora for the past few weeks."

"I've always have," said Riku, looking at Kairi through his long, sexy bangs.

"Yeah," said Kairi. "But not like this."

"What's going on, Riku? Do you like- like Sora?"

"What the fuck!?!" Riku said, frowning. "No! He's just a friend."

"Yeah. That's what they always say." Kairi continued walking, and Riku just stood there.

Do I like Sora? Riku thought. Nah!

After Riku came home, he found a note on the kitchen counter.

"Riku," he read. "I'm gone to get some drugs for your crack head father. I'll be back soon…. Mother."

He put the note down and went to the refrigerator to make him a turkey sandwich. For a moment, Riku knew he would have the house to himself… or so he thought…

At The World That Never Was….

"I hate being a Nobody!" a boy named Demyx said.

He was talking to a dude with fire-red spiky hair. They both appeared to be wearing long, black hooded cloaks.

"Relax, man," said the red haired guy." Being a Nobody can't be that bad."

"Are you crazy, Axel?" asked Demyx. "Xemnas keeps telling us what to do. Like, cook his food, wash his clothes. Even worse, clip his toenails."

"Well," said Axel with a short laugh. "At least I don't have to do that."

"I'm tired of wearing this hot cloak," said Demyx. "I rather be naked."

"Speaking of naked," said Axel, picking up the remote. "The Playboy Network is on."

"WHERE"S MY FUCKING HAIR GEL!?!" a male voice bellowed from upstairs.

"Uh-oh," said Axel. "Sounds like Saiix is throwing one of those tantrums again."

There was a tall man with long, sky-blue hair coming down the stairs huffing and puffing. He walked over to Axel and Demyx.

"Hey, Saiix," said Axel.

"What did you do with my hair gel?" asked Saiix, breathing hard.

"I don't know," Axel crossed his arms.

Saiix raised his right hand up and stick out his index finger and placed it on Axel's head.

"What's this?" he asked, putting his finger in Axel's face.

"I don't know," replied Axel.

"You've just put some gel on your hair this morning, didn't you?!" said Saiix.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Axel got up." So what if I did used up all of your gel?" My hair needs some, too. Got it memorized?"

"Well, get THIS memorized!" Saiix punched Axel clean in the face. Demyx, however, shrieked like a girl and ran away.

Meanwhile…

Riku was sitting on the couch in his Inuyasha boxers and no shirt, showing off his tight muscles, and he was eating some chocolate ice cream and watching "Dawson's Creek" on Tivo.

"Psst!" someone whispered outside of the window.

"Who's there?" Riku looked over his shoulder. All he could see were a pair of orange eyes and some silver hair.

Riku placed his bowl of ice cream on the table and walked over to the window.

Ansem??" he said, a little surprised. "I thought you were dead?"

"Let me in!" Ansem ordered.

"What's the secret message I've told you about?" asked Riku with a toothy grin.

"Look, damn it!" said Ansem. "I'm burning up out here!"

"What's the message?" Riku sang.

"Alright," Ansem sighed heavily. "Don't forget to brush your teeth, if you want to kiss my feet."

"Thank you," said Riku. Then he opened up the window and pulled Ansem in. "What are you doing here? You know Sora's gonna be pissed when he finds out that you're still alive."

"So?" Ansem started walking around the house as if he lived here. "You know, I thought I would never see your face again."

"Huh??" said Riku, puzzled.

Ansem was looking at him as if he was delicious.

"Why in the hell are you looking at me like that?" asked Riku.

"Come here," Ansem said seductively.

"No,"

"Come here,"

"NO!"

Later…

"Why do you like me, Ansem?" asked Riku, who was handcuffed to the head board of his bed.

"It seems that every girl likes you," Ansem replied, holding a whip. "They can't take you away from me."

"Look, Ansem," Riku said. "I do NOT like you, okay? In fact, you're too old for me. You don't have boobs or an ass."

"I do have an ass!" Ansem protested. "You wanna see it?"

"I think I'll pass," said Riku, disgusted.

"Oh, so you're offended now?" said Ansem.

"I didn't say that," said Riku.

"Well, I'm still going to show you my muscular ass," Ansem got up and unbuckled his pants and revealed his…faints