Author's Note: I was in my room dreaming about Riku getting freaky with some girl, and I woke up and had an idea for this next chapter. Sorry to disappoint you people who would like to see Riku get freaky, but he's not going to get his freak on any time soon.

Disclaimer: I do not own the KH characters, but I do own Hana.

The Girl

At school, Riku was sitting next to Sora with a horror look on his face. He was mumbling some words to himself.

"Uh, Riku," said Sora, looking at his best friend shaking. "Are you okay?"

Riku was still mumbling some words he couldn't understand. There was one word he immediately recognized.

"Ansem!?" Sora blurted out. Luckily, there was a male substitute taken over for the math teacher. He was leaning back in the chair asleep with his mouth wide open.

"Riku!" Sora said, shaking him. "Tell me what you know about Ansem."

"Don't touch me, man!" Riku panicked.

"What's wrong?" asked Sora.

"Man, I don't want to talk about it " Riku put his head on the desk.

"Is Ansem still alive?" Sora asked anxiously.

"Don't say his name!" complained Riku.

Just by looking at the expression on Riku's face, Sora knew something was wrong.

"He forced you to get freaky with him, didn't he?" he said.

"Look, that's none of your business," said Riku.

Just then, something caught his turquoise eye. There was a girl who looked like she was the same age as he was. She was very beautiful with her razor-cut brunette hair and a cute smile. Riku couldn't help but noticed that the girl was revealing her sexy legs in her black and pink skirt and her matching tank top.

"Who is that hot chick?" Riku said, his eyes still glued on the girl.

"She must be a new student here," Sora guessed.

"I'm gonna check her out," said Riku. He got up, put on his sexy smile as he approached the girl. "hey. What's your name? Mine's Riku."

"Hi," said the girl, kind of shy. "I'm Hana." She looked over at the substitute who was snoring loudly. "Is this your teacher?"

"Hell, no," replied Riku. "Would you like for me to take you on a tour in this school?"

"Sure," answered Hana, smiling.

Riku winked at Sora as he walked Hana over to the door. They both walked down the hallway and went outside.

"So, you're from here?" he asked, sitting on the bench underneath an oak tree.

"No," replied Hana, sitting next to Riku. "I'm from Tokyo."

"You guys probably party all night, huh?" Riku smiled.

"I guess," Hana, laughed.

There was a moment of silence between the two. They both stared at each as if they were thinking about kissing.

"I like your flip-flops." Riku said, trying to break the silence.

"Oh, thanks," said Hana.

Later, Sora came out running towards Hana and Riku.

"Hey, guys," he said, panting. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing," Riku said. "Now go away."

"Is he your brother, Riku?" Hana asked.

"No," answered Riku. "He's just a friend of mine. Don't pay any attention to him. "C'mon, Hana. I wanna show you something." He and Hana both got up and walked away.

"Hey!" Sora shouted behind them. "What about me?"

Later…

Around five o' clock in the evening, Sora was over at Riku's house to play a game of Battleship. Riku wasn't really paying close attention to his ship; he had Hana on his mind.

"I've sunk your ship, Riku," Sora told him.

"That's nice," Riku said, daydreaming.

"Riku! Wake up!" Sora yelled. "She's just a girl."

"No, she's not, Sora," Riku said, resting his chin on his left hand. "I can't wait to marry her."

"You barely know her," said Sora. "What if she's a lesbian?"

"I'll still marry her," said Riku. He leaned back on the leather couch. "Sora, when you first met Kairi, what was your reaction?"

"I don't know," Sora said, trying to remember. "Happy, I guess. What is it that you like about Hana?"

Before Riku could answer the question, the door opened and Ansem came in.

"Hey!" Riku immediately got up. "How in the hell did you get my house key?"

"Your dumbass left it underneath that mat," said Ansem.

"Get out!" Riku pointed at the door.

"Make me," Ansem sat over on the couch and knocked over the Battleship off the table with his foot.

"My ship!" Sora whined and getting down on his knees.

"Ansem," Riku said through clenched teeth. "We have explained this before. I do not like you."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Sora walked over to Riku. "What's this going on?"

"Butt out!" Riku and Ansem said simultaneously.

"Ansem, I have a crush on someone else," Riku said, sounding proud. "It's a girl."

"You have a crush on a baby?" Ansem said stupidly.

"No!" Riku said. "There's this girl at school I like."

Ansem sat there with no expressions on his face. Sora was over by the refrigerator trying not laugh.

"So," Ansem said slowly. "Who is this girl?"

"Her name is Hana," Riku told him.

"Fine," said Ansem, getting up. "But don't come crying to me when your girl dumps your ass." He walked over to the door and left.

"What a bastard," Riku shook his head.