Shenanigans
"Scheming Beauties"
In which Fred and George help their lovesick Ronnie-kins get his girl.
"Ron." Fred placed a hand on the said person's shoulder.
"Face it." George placed his hand on the other shoulder.
"You're lovesick." The twins said in unison.
Ron glanced up at them tiredly. "Well, what are we going to do about it?"
"The answer-" George began.
"-is ridiculously simple." Fred concluded.
"Make Hermione want you." They cried.
"And how am I supposed to do that?" Ron placed his head in his hands.
"Invite her over and then go swimming so she can gaze upon your half-naked body." Fred suggested blankly.
"Bake her something with a love potion." George countered.
"Buy her jewelry." Fred insisted.
"Make her jewelry." George fixed Fred with a glare.
"Tell her she's pretty." Fred patted his shoulder enthusiastically.
"Insist that she's beautiful." George ruffled his hair.
"Write her a letter." Fred shook him slightly.
"Compose a love poem." George thumped his shoulder.
"Wait- STOP!" Ron held out his hands to break the twin's incessant chatter.
"Yes, ickle Ronnie-kins?" They answered at once.
"Um…"
"Yes?"
"Hermione's special. I can't do just anything."
"Our Ronnie-kins is growing up." Fred crooned.
"Look at him, completely back-asswards about a girl." George stroked his head.
"Get off of me." Ron wrestled them off.
"Well," Fred said, holding up one finger thoughtfully, "There is one thing…"
George nodded in agreement. "This, my friend, always works."
And they bent over to whisper their plan in Ron's ear.