Drake and Josh

Episode 03: Weekend at Grandma's

The Two Boxes

"You know, Drake always takes advantage of everything," said Josh.

"You know Josh whines about me 'taking advantage of everything'" said Drake, taking some baloney out of the refrigerator.

"For instance, once, Drake and I went to the premier," said Josh.

"Like the time Josh and I went to watch the Drew and Jerry movie," said Drake, buttering two pieces of bread.

"While I was in the washroom, he took my popcorn, my soda and my jacket," said Josh.

"I just borrowed his popcorn and soda and only finished them," said Drake, grabbing the sandwich he had constructed, "And his jacket."

"He sold my jacket to a hobo!" said Josh, getting up from his couch.

"I made thirty bucks selling it," smirked Drake, taking a bite from his sandwich.

"I wonder how a hobo got thirty dollars," thought Josh.

"BOYS! Make sure you don't eat the baloney in the fridge! Its four months old!" called Audrey.

"I gotta get a bucket," said Drake.

Introduction

"Oh boy, I'm so excited!" squealed Josh.

"A weekend with all the appliances in the house at our fingertips," said Drake, "No Megan, no parents, just you, me, the TV, the fridge, the- "

"Okay, you don't have to name every item in the household!" said Josh, sitting back on the couch and switching the channel.

"Boys, have you packed?" asked Audrey, opening the room's door.

"Packed?" asked Drake.

"Ha?" asked Josh.

"Yeah, didn't Megan tell you?" asked Audrey, "You're staying at Grammy's for the weekend."

"What? Why can't we stay here?" inquired Drake.

"Because last time you did that you turned the house into an inn, got us sent to Downtown and lied to us," replied Audrey.

She walked out.

"Great," muttered Drake.

"I know!" said Josh, "We can play checkers with Grammy!"

Drake looked at Josh in a frustrated way.

"I mean… a spoon!" said Josh.

Drake widened his eyes.

The Story

Drake and Josh made their way down the stairs, each with one suitcase in hand. Drake spotted a piece of cardboard with the image of black hair sticking out from Josh's suitcase.

"Josh is that…Oprah?" sniggered Drake.

"No!" screamed Josh, pushing in the cardboard, "It's…it's Michael Jordan!"

"Come on boys, Grammy's here with the car!" called Audrey.

Megan clambered into the car and her brothers followed. Josh went and sat on the front seat next to their Grammy.

"Hello, Megan, Josh, Drake," greeted Grammy.

"Hey, you shaved!" said Drake.

Josh brought the cardboard out and hit Drake in the face with it.

"Mom and Dad just had to make you two come with me," muttered Megan, watching their grandmother try to stop Josh from knocking Drake off the car.

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The car came to a halt in front of a house decorated with flowers. Drake opened the door and saw a girl jog past the house. Drake stared at her.

"Get off boob," said Megan.

Drake remained on his seat. Megan shoved him off the car. She came out and was followed by Josh. Drake got up.

Drake lifted up the three cases and walked in with them. And as Josh opened the door, Drake saw the living room with an indoor swimming pool.

"Uh, Grammy," asked Drake, "Who was that girl who was jogging down the lane?"

"That was Mary Dunder," she replied, "You stay away from her, got it? The Dunders have a bad name in the neighborhood."

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At night, when everyone was asleep, Drake cautiously made his way to the door. He opened it and crept out.

"Drake!"

Josh was standing behind his brother and glanced at him with reproachful eyes.

"Hey Josh, how's doin'?" asked Drake, innocently.

"Where are you going?" inquired Josh.

"To um…buy new underwear…for Megan…"

"Ha?" asked Josh.

"Okay, fine, I was going to talk to Mary," said Drake, "Cover for me, okay?"

"What? No, okay? No," said Josh, "I'm not going through this again, alright? I'm not lettin' you sneak out, you…you sneaker outer!"

"Sneaker outer?" sniggered Drake.

Josh tugged Drake in. Drake struggled free and Josh was knocked back into the swimming pool. Drake rushed out.

Josh clambered out and whined, "He wet my shirt."

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Drake wandered the streets looking at each address poster.

"Dunder, Dunder," he murmured looking around. Then, he saw it.

Drake jumped over the fence and suddenly got his leg grabbed by Josh. Josh tugged him back and the two fell. Drake wound up sitting on Josh.

"Get off!" said Josh as his brother stood up.

"What are you doing here?" asked Drake.

"I'm taking you back before Grammy starts hating you again," said Josh.

Suddenly, a voice caused them to jump.

"Uh, boys, did you know it's against the law to wander the streets at this time of night?"

A policeman grabbed them and asked, "Where do you live?"

"Asia!" lied Drake.

"Really?" asked the policeman, "Do you know where Asia is?"

"Yeah, yeah…" said Drake, "It's somewhere in…in Africa!"

"Asia is a continent. CONTINENT!" said Josh, "We live in the house on the other side of the street," he added.

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The doorbell rang furiously as Grammy trudged to the door. She answered and was shocked to see Drake and Josh with a policeman. The policeman complained about them and walked off.

Grammy looked at them in disappointment.

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Megan walked into the kitchen to see Drake and Josh sweeping the floor.

"What did you two do now?" she asked, taking a carton of orange juice from the refrigerator.

"We-" Before Josh could answer, he found orange juice all over his hair.

"Megan!" he said.

"Okay boys, I'm going shopping!" said Grammy, opening the door, "Take care of Megan!"

"You hear that?" said Drake, "She's leaving."

"So?" said Josh.

"So, we can take a 'break' from our punishment. She won't know," said Drake, a wofish smile coming on his face, "We can visit a neighbor or two."

"Hey, ever heard of the word NO!" shouted Josh.

"Fine, you work your butt of and I'll visit-"

"Yeah, I get it," said Josh.

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Drake leapt over the fence and clambered up a ladder. A policeman saw him and started to follow him. He was about to knock on the window when he saw that the Dunders were sitting around a table with a crime plan. Drake suddenly felt he should leave Mary alone. As he climbed down, an Alsatian barked at him.

"Hold on Drake!"

"Josh!"

Josh ran and leapt onto the dog. Drake jumped off the ladder and wrestled the dog that was struggling with his brother. He threw the dog away. It charged back and the Dunders opened the door. The dog crashed into the door and fainted. The three Dunders ran at Drake and Josh with brooms, dropping an envelope as they charged.

"Ahem!"

The policeman who had chased Drake picked up the envelope and looked inside.

"New bills for the bank," he said, "So you were the ones who stole them after all."

"Bu-bu-but," stammered the Dunders.

The policeman handcuffed them and thanked Drake and Josh for their work. Before marching off, he handed them $100 as a reward.

"We done good, brotha!" said Josh.

"Yeah we did," said Drake walking forward, "Come on."

Suddenly, the ladder fell backwards onto Josh's head, knocking him out. As a girl walked past Drake, he grinned and followed her, leaving his brother unconscious beside a big black dog.

A/N: That part on Megan and the orange juice, it's based on something my little brother did to me. He poured orange juice on my head!