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Drake and Josh

Episode 06: Megan's Birthday

The Two Boxes

"We're all humans, right? We make mistakes," said Drake.

"We're all humans and we all make mistakes," said Josh, "But Drake? He isn't human."

"Josh shouts at me all the time about how I mess everything up," said Drake.

"He makes bigger mistakes than shaving your sweater on purpose. PURPOSE!" shouted Josh.

"Take last week for example," smirked Drake.

"Last week, I was painting the wall while looking out of our window, and he accidentally pushed me off," said Josh, "My pants didn't come along."

"So, I accidentally push Josh out of the window, right? And he lands in dad's cacti in his underwear," said Drake.

"My underwear got torn in the cacti," said Josh.

"His underwear…ripped," said Drake.

"And then Drake picked me up," said Josh, "And then, he fell backwards."

"I tried to save him but fell backwards," said Drake.

"Luckily, I fell outside the horde of cacti," said Josh, "But Mindy saw me naked."

"So Josh stumbles butt naked onto the ground into view of his girlfriend," said Drake.

"Drake makes baaaad mistakes," said Josh.

"Josh punched me after that," said Drake, "But people do make mistakes."

Introduction

"Boob, boober, GET DOWN HERE!" called Megan.

"Coming!" called Drake.

Josh ran down the stairs and asked Megan, "What happened? Does anything itch?"

Megan stared at her brother blankly and said, "No. Listen, my birthday party's going to be held in Pizza Palace, and mom and dad need you two to look after us."

Drake rushed down the stairs at that moment on his new skateboard. He lost balance and landed onto the floor with a crash.

"You alright?" asked Josh, running over to Drake.

Drake got up and threw his fist upwards into Josh's face, knocking him backwards over the sofa. Megan tossed Drake the car keys and opened the door. Drake and Megan walked out. As Josh was about to leave, Drake shut the door and it hit Josh in the face, knocking him out.

The Story

Walter's new car skidded to a halt and Megan and Josh climbed out. Drake tried to open the door, but it was stuck. So, he pushed it and then shoved it. Drake struggled with the door and suddenly dropped headfirst out of the car.

"Oh no!" exclaimed Megan, rushing over.

"Don't worry, I'm fine," said Drake, getting up.

"Not you, the car door!" shouted Megan, pushing Drake out onto the ground.

The door lay broken on the ground.

"Okay," said Drake, "You guys go inside and I'll find help. If mom and dad see this…"

"We'll be toast," said Josh.

"Hopefully they use peanut butter," said Drake, "I want girls to like my taste."

Josh looked at his brother in a frustrated way and shouted, "It's a metaphor! METAPHOR!"

"Metaphor? Is that a new kind of language?" asked Drake.

Josh escorted Megan in as Drake went off to find help.

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Josh walked in to find Walter and Audrey hanging up balloons.

"Megan, aren't you a little too old for balloons?" asked Josh.

Megan only sniggered. The Pizza Palace staff looked busy, running around everywhere. Suddenly, a waiter came running at Josh and threw a balloon at him.

The balloon popped, engulfing and soaking Josh with water.

"Josh! When I told you to get the balloons, you got these?" asked Audrey.

Josh looked at the triumphant Megan and murmured, "Megan!"

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Drake walked into the kitchen and asked the chef for a screw driver and inquired if there was anyone there who was good at mechanical skills. The chef replied that he himself had once been a computer engineer. Drake told him about the problem.

"Come on!" said Drake. Drake and the chef ran to the car and as the latter was looking at the car, Drake accidentally dropped the door.

The result was immediate. The door banged onto the chef's foot and he jumped up and down in pain.

"I…I'll get some ice!" said Drake, rushing off. He ran into Pizza Palace and told Josh what had happened.

"Oh no!" said Josh, "I'll get some ice!"

The duo rushed into the kitchen. Josh ran into the freezer, grabbed some ice and came running back. Drake jerked open the door and suddenly, the handle broke. The freezer door rammed Josh in the face, and the broken handle went flying into Walter's face.

"Walter!" cried Audrey, running over and taking a look at the problem.

Josh knocked on the door, locked inside the freezer.

"Darn!" said Drake. He pulled the door but couldn't open it. "Hold on!" shouted Drake, "I'll get help!"

"But-" started Josh. He banged his head on the door.

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"Megan! It's Josh! He needs help!" shouted Drake, running over to a table where Megan and her friends were all talking.

"I don't have time," said Megan, "And where's the food?"

"Yeah, I'm hungry. I skipped lunch today, so my dad tried to skip it too so he could eat at work. Then, he wet his pants in the car," said Neil, "Glad I didn't." he added.

"Well, the chef is… uh… praying! Yeah, uh… he's in the FRIDGE," he said the word with emphasis while squinting at Megan, "And praying for the…uh… fish to…to rest in peace."

Megan got up and dragged Drake to the kitchen. She looked at the door and said, "Get me one of mom's hair clips."

"Gotcha!" said Drake, running off.

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"Aw man…" whined Josh, looking around the freezer, "There's got to be a heater around somewhere…"

Josh spotted a small circular item hanging from the wall. He pushed the fire alarm, thinking it was the heater. Immediately, a shower of water fell on the entire restaurant, leaving everyone soaking wet.

"Who puts a fire alarm in THE FREEZER?!" shouted Josh.

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Drake, wet, sneaked thru the room to his mother's purse and grabbed it. Hiding under the table, Drake got a hair clip and pocketed it. As he crept out, the Pizza Palace doors swung open and Wendy spotted Drake; she pounced forward and knocked Drake over, saying, "How are you Drake? Did you miss me? Have you lost weight? Do you want a pickle?"

Drake climbed up into view of his parents and picked up the hair clip.

"Drake," said Audrey, "What are you doing with that hair clip?"

"Oh, uh," said Drake, "I'm, well… donating… hair clips to the poor!"

And he rushed off.

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Drake handed Megan the hair clip and she started to use a screw driver to fiddle with the door. Suddenly, she flung the door open and Josh stumbled out, freezing.

"BOYS?!"

Drake and Josh had been spotted. Walter and Audrey watched them with reproachful eyes.

"Did YOU TWO break the car door, knock out the chef and push the fire alarm?" asked Walter.

"All except the fire alarm," said Drake, "Josh did that."

"Josh!" shouted Audrey.

"Well, Drake broke the car door AND knocked out the chef," said Josh.

"C'mon, man, shush!" cried Drake.

"Hoh hoh, You wanna TUSSEL?" shouted Josh.

"Boys," said Walter, "You're ruining your sister's birthday. I expect you two to make the food until the chef wakes up."

Drake and Josh looked down at the floor.

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Josh was flipping the bread and Drake took some burgers off the grill. He took a bite out of one and said, "Mmm, this is good!" Drake delivered a tray of burgers to a table.

"Drake?" said one of Megan's friends, "This burger's…bitten."

"Oh, thanks," said Drake, picking up the burger and chewing on it. He ate it on his trip to the kitchen and saw Josh's pizza.

"Drake, I'm gonna wash my hands, could you deliver this to the big table where Megan's going to cut her cake?"

As Josh left, Drake licked his lips at the sight of the pizza. He took it to the table and then cut a slice out. As he started to eat it, he found it was burning hot. Drake jumped up and down with the pizza dangling from his mouth screaming, "Mwhot, mwhot!"

Josh heard him from behind and saw him jumping up and down.

"Drake? What happened?"

"Mwhot!" cried Drake, after dropping the pizza.

"You ATE THE PIZZA?"

"No," said Drake, "I was tasting it."

"DRAKE!"

"Hold on!" said Drake, "We can make another slice and just put it there!"

"Yeah, before mom and dad see your big mistake."

Drake and Josh were about to get inside the kitchen when Walter and Audrey said, "Okay, pizza, and then cake!"

Josh rushed in and Drake ran to stall for time.

"W…wait!" shouted Drake, leaping up to the stage at the side of the restaurant, "Why don't you listen to some music as you guys… brush your teeth!"

"Brush our-" started Neil, but Drake interrupted by pulling his guitar string and then singing:

I never thought that'd be so pimple,

I mean simple!

But… but I found a way, I found a tray,

Sorry, tray! I…I mean way!

And I always thought that it'd be so crazy but,

Not that butt, okay?

"What's wrong with him?" asked Neil.

Josh walked in with a slice of pizza and put it in the box. Drake jumped off, alarming everyone and shouted, "HUG ME BROTHA!"

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"Whew, nice work," said Drake leaning against the freezer door. Suddenly, it opened, and Drake fell inside. The door slammed shut; and Josh looked inside and turned around.

"Oh, jeez," he said, flinching.