AN: Total chapter count reduced to fifteen chapters. I might make more if I can get some more reviews.

Drake and Josh

Episode 10: Prank You Very Much

Introduction

"You know what really bugs me?" asked Drake.

"You know what frustrates me more than itchy bugs?" asked Josh.

"Pranksters!" they said at once.

"…like Megan!" said Drake, "Last night she placed a stink bomb on my bed. What do you think happened when I went to sleep?"

"An example would be Megan," said Josh, "She tricked me into climbing up the roof…." Josh paused with a frustrated look, and continued, "On a ladder she had GLUED!!"

"But you have to appreciate the fact," said Drake, picking up a chicken wing.

"But at least there's one fact to keep my spirits up," said Josh, sitting down on a chair.

Drake swallowed the chicken wing and said (with his mouth full), "Thar's only run pankster in the rhouse."

"Megan's the only prankster we have to deal- What's that smell?" asked Josh.

A green gas began to emit from Drake's mouth.

Josh's chair was electrocuting his bottom.

"See the evil?" asked Drake, "Poisoned chicken wings!"

"Bottom electrocution," said Josh, "NOT ENJOYABLE!"

Introduction

"Drake," said Audrey, "Will you go get the mail?"

"Oh, sorry mom," said Drake, "I'm doing my homework."

"Josh," said Audrey.

Josh looked up from his homework and looked at Drake's copy. Then he snapped, "You're not doing homework! You're doodling me when my foot got stuck in the toilet!"

"I'm not doodling you," said Drake, putting a sniggering emphasis on "doodling", "I'm drawing diagrams of the human body and the advantages of toilets.

"Ha?" asked Josh, screwing up his face.

"Josh," said Walter, raising his head from the newspaper, "Get the mail."

"But-"

"Josh."

"Okay."

Josh trudged to the door and opened it up.

"OW! WOW! OW! WOW!"

Drake, Walter and Audrey gazed at the door. Josh walked in with a mouse trap on his left hand, a bunch of letters on his right hand and his face looking like he had been whacked in it with an iron baseball bat.

Josh thrust the letters at Drake and opened up the mouse trap. He flung it in rage, and it went and clamped shut on Walter's nose. He fell backwards off his chair and Josh's jaw fell open.

"Walter!"

Audrey managed to take the mouse trap off, and Walter, glanced at Josh, "No video games for a week."

"Oh jeez!" exclaimed Josh.

Suddenly a letter went flying into Josh's mouth as Drake gave a loud exclamation of "Whoa!"

Drake opened up the envelope and read, "You have just been invited to Clickster studios for a day! Clickster studios! They developed "Drew and Jerry" and the "Blues Brothers" series!"

"Whoa!" shouted Josh, "How many people can go?"

"Three. It says we won this because their random house ID was our house!"

"Three?" asked Walter, "Well, Audrey and I aren't going for one thing."

"No problem," said Drake, "We'll just take a girl. I'll ask Lucy." Drake made for the phone but Josh stopped him, "No way! We're taking Mindy!"

"No you're not," said Walter, "You're taking Megan."

The Story

It was early the next morning.

"Megan?" shouted Drake, pacing up and down his room, "We have to take Megan?"

"Man," said Josh, "I hope you remember that Clickster studios also produced the Ashley Blake series. She's going to be there too!"

"What?" asked Drake, turning around with a horrified expression on his face, "No way! Two prankster divas equals to a zillion pounds of evil."

"This is going to be a nightmare," said Josh, "NIGHTMARE!"

"You do realize Megan placed that mouse trap there?" inquired Drake.

"Yeah, totally," said Josh, "Strawberry."

Heeding his brother's word, Drake threw Josh a strawberry, and Josh managed to catch it in his mouth.

"Boobs!" called Megan, "Let's go!"

"Come on," said Drake, grabbing his jacket.

"Coming," said Josh. He suddenly tripped on a banana peel and fell with a "HUYPEE!"

"Josh?" said Drake.

Josh sat up, "Megan!"

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Drake, Josh and Megan walked into the Clickster studios building.

"Hey," said Drake, pointing at an iron door at the far left, "Look! It's the broadcasting room."

"Yeah," said Josh, walking forward and opening a door that led into the main lobby. Lots of people were running about busy. Josh saw a vending machine as Drake and Megan entered the lobby. Josh whipped out 10 cents and inserted it into the coin slot.

A chocolate bar rolled out and Josh proceeded to grab it. Suddenly, a familiar figure went dashing past; he collided with Josh, and the duo fell in a heap. Drake quickly snatched the chocolate bar and pocketed it before looking at the two lying on the floor and saying, "Hey, Jerry."

Jerry got up. Josh used the wastepaper basket as support as he attempted to get back up on his feet and suddenly knocked over the bin and fell alongside it.

"Hey, Drake, what's up?" asked Jerry, "Want me to show you guys around the set?"

"Sure," said Drake.

Josh got up on his feet with the bin stuck on his head. He began to move around with his harms in front, and suddenly shook his metal bin head forward and hit Drake on the head.

"OW!" said Drake, slapping the bin-head.

"OW!"

Josh's muffled voice could be heard, "Slappin' metal always smarks. Remember that Drake."

"Megan!"

"Ashley!"

"NOOOOOO!"

Drake leapt backwards and knocked Josh backwards. Josh stumbled to the ground and remarked, "I'm cursed, aren't I?"

"Not her," said Drake, "PLEASE not her."

"Major headache, she is," whispered Jerry, "Keeps making me tap dance."

"And boy, he looks ridiculous."

Drew walked up to them and saw Josh sitting on the floor with a dust bin on his head, "What's wrong with him?"

"Never mind," said Josh.

"So, Ashley," said Megan, "How's it been?"

"Great," said Ashley, "But no pranks lately."

"No pranks?" asked Megan, "Must be painful."

"You really need to repair your priorities," said Drake under his breath.

"Hey," said Drew, "Why don't you come see the set?"

"Okay," said Drake, "C'mon Josh."

Drew, Jerry and Drake walked off. As Josh took off the bin, Ashley whipped out a "Kick me" sign from her pocket and slapped it onto Josh's back.

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Drake and Josh looked at the giant set. Drake began to approach a lever at the far end of the room. As Drake reached for it Ashley smirked, "Megan, watch this!"

Drake pulled the lever.

"AAH!" A platform shoved Drake upwards and had him stumble onto a hanging sack. Drake began to swing on it and it suddenly blew up. Drake fell on top of Josh as a shower of butter rained down on them.

Megan and Ashley began to laugh hysterically. "Of course that's what you should expect," said Ashley, "From the best prankster in the world."

"Best?" asked Megan, "I'm pretty sure I could've enhanced that."

"The prank isn't over yet," said Ashley, "It has only just begun."

Suddenly a group of child actors walked in and spotted Drake and Josh. They all ran and began to kick Josh.

"See?" said Ashley, "I could outprank you any day."

"Oh really?" asked Megan, "You wanna bet on that?"

"Fine," said Ashley, her eyes suddenly narrowing, "Loser has to stay a day with a bin on his head."

"You're on. I prank Drake and Josh, you prank Drew and Jerry. Most pranks at 6:00 wins."

"Fine, let the games begin!"

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"We're spending an entire day here," said Drake, as he and Josh threw their towels away after having wiped off the butter.

"And with those two divas! DIVAS!" exclaimed Josh.

Drew and Jerry suddenly walked in.

"We're on an hour later, the time's around 2: 00 PM. Wanna have a game of Chess?" asked Jerry.

"Sure," said Josh, getting up.

Jerry grabbed the Chess box from the studio table and beckoned them into the computer room. There was a red carpet spread on the floor and pictures of cartoons on the walls. Josh spotted a poster of "Drew and Jerry" hanging on the wall.

Josh and Jerry sat down on two chairs and Drake walked up to the writer's desk. Drew began to fumble with his hair in front of the mirror.

Suddenly, an egg went flying into his face.

SPLAT!

A second egg caused Drew to flip backwards and stumble onto the ground.

"Holy underpants!" shouted Drake, looking upwards.

Josh began to rush up the stairs to see what was going on at the higher part of the room but was greeted by a banana peel.

Drake began to make his way to the stairs but was hit by the giant body of Josh.

Drew grabbed a book and began to block the eggs that went flying at him. Jerry was suddenly struck by an egg and he collapsed backwards. Drake and Josh got up and began to rush up the stairs. They saw Ashley crouched down behind the railings and made to grab her. Ashley gasped and rolled aside, and the Josh missed and stumbled to the ground. Ashley made for the door and began to run. Drake suddenly bumped into a man holding a bunch of scripts. Drake pushed him aside with out consideration and the scripts fell on the floor. Drake continued to run towards Ashley and was suddenly hit on the head by a heavy book. Megan laughed from above: Ashley's eggs scored her one, and Megan's book gave her one. Drake puffed.

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"Oh man! I'm too egged for my set!" exclaimed Drew, washing his face.

"Those two are in SO much trouble," said Jerry.

Josh pocketed his portable video game and sat back. Drake was pacing up and down in the room.

"Drew, Jerry, the show's about to sta- What up with the eggs?!" asked the director.

Drew puffed and sat down.

"Come on, we have to start filming!"

"Do you not see this?" snapped Drew, "I need a new outfit!"

"Then put one on."

"Oh yeah, I should've remembered that."

Drew walked into the changing room and Jerry rushed out.

"Hey," said Josh, addressing Drake, "Wanna play some Chess?"

"Use my brain?" asked Drake, "Sorry, but it's bad enough at school."

Suddenly an actress began to walk past Drake and caught his attention. Drake grinned wolfishly and followed her, leaving Josh there standing alone. Josh walked into a room to find it was a cartoon set. He was about to leave when he suddenly saw one of the voice actors, and it was a complete surprise- Mindy!

"Mindy?!"

Mindy was distracted, and looked back, "Josh!"

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The actress walked into the lunch room and sat down. Drake proceeded to follow her and was suddenly hit in the face with pie. He stumbled backwards and the actress spotted him on the ground, fumbling with his face. She helped him up and Drake grabbed a napkin from the table to wipe off the pie. He then looked at the actress.

"So," said Drake, "What's your name?"

"Katie," replied the girl, "I'm a voice actor who was ill a few days back, so they've been using a replacement for a while."

"I see," said Drake, planting himself behind her and trying to smile a good smile.

"So," said Katie, "Who're you?"

"Drake," said Drake, "Drake Parker."

"So, Drake…"

"So, Katie…"

Drake leaned forward but was suddenly knocked off his chair. Megan had pushed it upwards! Drake heard her whisper something about her second point as she slowly backed away and ran.

"MEGAN! GET BACK HERE!" shouted Drake.

"You know that girl?" asked Katie.

"YEAH, I DO! AND I'M GONNA GET HER!"

Drake ran after Megan and forgot about Katie. He reached out for her, and almost caught her… And then, he clasped his arms on the back of his sister's collar and pulled her back.

"MEGAN! YOU HAVE GONE WAY TOO FA-! What the-?!"

Drew and Jerry collided with Drake and the three had fallen to the ground.

"GET THE SIGNS OFF!" exclaimed Drew.

Drake pulled off the "Kick me" signs, but the child actors still rushed at them.

"And you're fired! You're not concentrating properly!"

Mindy was pushed out and Josh fell out with an awkward, "WHYUP!"

The child actors approached as Megan got up and ran. Mindy got up on her feet; Josh was struck by a slingshot pellet, and Drake was after Megan again. Katie walked in and was surprised at the scene.

"You?" said Mindy, "You're Katie right? The voice actor for the show?"

"Yeah," replied Katie, "Are you my replacement?"

"I was," said Mindy.

"Fired?"

"Yeah, and without my pay."

"Your pay? I can handle that."

Katie tossed Mindy some money and she thanked him. Josh watched as Katie entered the room and then looked at Mindy.

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"Megan?"

"Ashley, it's 6:00! I have two pranks!"

"What? But I have one!"

"I won then?"

"No way! Impossible! I can't lose!"

"Both of you just did," said Drake.

A man walked in.

"This guy," said Drake, "Saw Ashley pulling off her pranks, and is an eye witness. So, have fun with the director for having messed around with other programs."

Ashley's jaw dropped open. She was in trouble for causing mayhem with the "Drew and Jerry" actors! And minor mayhem too!

Ashley followed the man out of the room.

"As for you," said Drake, his face suddenly stricter than ever, if ever he had been strict, "This time mom and dad are hearing this."

"And you think they'll believe you?" asked Megan, grimacing, "I've called them on my cell phone, and told them you've been getting into trouble while I was sitting in the lunch room. You guys will be a little late."

Drake's jaw dropped open, and suddenly he heard Josh approaching. Josh walked in and then said, "But we have ourselves a witness: Mindy!"

"That's right, Megan," said Mindy.

"Give you ten bucks."

"Okay, deal."

"Ha?"

Mindy walked off with her ten dollars. Drake and Josh stared in amazement and began to stutter.

"Well," said Drake, finally stopping stammering, "At least diva #2 is in trouble."

Suddenly, Megan began to laugh hysterically. Drake and Josh looked back to see Ashley, three quarters covered with a large dustbin.

"Well," laughed Drake, "That makes my day."

"Yeah it does!" agreed Josh.