Fruits Basket Karaoke! Chapter 3: Shigure and Tohru, a fruits basket fanfic

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Chapter 3

Shigure smiled happily while Tohru cautiously made her way up to the stage. Kyo and Yuki were fuming. For once, they agreed on something; this was not going to be pretty.

Climbing onto the stage, Tohru took the other mic off the table just as the intro started. Kyo's and Yuki's faces darkened in fury and they sprinted to the front. As they went to leap at Shigure they were caught and restrained by Hatori, Haru, Hiro and Ayame.

"Don't," whispered Hatori. "Or they'll make her sing something twice as bad."

Kyo and Yuki reluctantly sat down. Oooh, that dog was going to pay.

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

Shigure
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

Tohru was a bit freaked but she decided to sing – she trusted Shigure completely.

Tohru
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every boy's the same
Since up in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down

'Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

Shigure
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

Tohru
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two, you're just too aggressive
So try to get your (Ahh)

Do you know that I know?
And I don't want to go there

Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

Tohru
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Shigure
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp

Tohru
Ooh, you've got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don't need
Hey!

Tohru
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

The Sohma's erupted with applause. Kyo and Yuki were absolutely livid, but clapped for Tohru anyway. Tohru flushed deep crimson before climbing down off the stage. Shigure smiled his little perverted smile, and picked two names out of the hat and smiled slyly. He then waited for the applause to die down.

"And now, we have………Ayame and Yuki!"

Haha. Evil chappie (smiles darkly, lightning flashes illuminate author and computer with evil music in background). Any suggestions for Ayame and Yuki? Please review.

maniacmuppet13 :D