Hi, this is my 2nd chappie today! To say thanks to my reviewers. Well, here you go!
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Chapter 5
Akito looked around as everyone went quiet. They probably expected him to go into a mad fit of rage. But he had already taken his medication. Slowly he got up and walked to the front.
The Sohma's shrugged it off, but it was a big thing. They were all deathly silent. He walked onto the stage and retrieved the mic off Shigure. Shigure started to walk away slowly.
"Shigure," Akito said. Shigure whipped around.
"Y….yes?" he asked.
Akito pulled a ball from behind his back.
"You want the ball Shigure? Do you?" Akito teased. Shigure was jumping up and down like a hyperactive 2-year old.
"Well….FETCH!"
Shigure leapt off the stage after the ball on all fours. Akito glanced impatiently at the screen.
"Hello, can I sing before we all die of old age?"
The intro began.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Akito, please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy (wo)man
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Hatori, Yuki, now I've got him, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Akito finished. The Sohma's cheered. At least he could sing.
Shigure jumped on stage, the ball in his hands.
"Great performance, Akito," Shigure lied.
"I know," said Akito, before sauntering off the stage.
"Okay, now we have Ritsu!"
I also have a great song for Ritsu. I really liked that song for Akito. In case you don't know this song is Poor Unfortunate Souls sang by Ursula in The Little Mermaid. Muhahahahah- oh, my throat hurts.
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