Thanks to all my reviewers! I've just woken up so I look like a zombie typing on the computer. This one is Ritsu!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, but I do have a fruits bowl.
Chapter 6
Ritsu's eyes widened. He nervously made his way to the stage and gingerly climbed up the steps to the stage. Shigure smiled at him and went to hand him the mic – and dropped it just before he gave it to Ritsu.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SORRY! I CAN'T EVEN HOLD A MIC! I'M SO WORTHLESS! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYY!"
Shigure poked him in the side and he slithered to the ground. Ritsu recovered, got to his feet and dusted himself off, bent down and picked up the mic. He looked at the screen as if it was going to eat him. Shigure left the stage.
And the song started.
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire
Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!
Ritsu finished and everyone cheered for him. That had taken a lot of confidence for Ritsu to sing and he sung quite well. He smiled shyly and returned to his seat. What he didn't realise that Akito was hiding behind it.
"BOO!" Akito yelled.
Ritsu flew twenty feet in the air, screaming. Akito was laughing.
Shigure smiled and went to pull the next name out of the hat.
Now, I'm going to let my reviewers choose who's going to be next (Laughs like Akito) because I don't know who to make sing next.
maniacmuppet13 (laughs like Akito HARDER and falls off chair).