((Ok people I was not going to take it further coz I meant that I had to think up another chapter. However, I gotta say that now I'm not on a sugar rush so it could be less funny but I'll try my best ok.))

Special thanks to- Promenade, Kitematsu and Kenihiko as they reviewed and I didn't even think anyone would. So thanks peoplegrins happily

Disclaimer- I do not own Saiyuki and if I did I'm sure no one would like it. I do own Kellian Ishamoura the Bounty Huntress who is joining in the next chapter. Well I think she will be anyway.

Summary-Hakkai has driven off to see I his friends can live without him and not kill each other.Sanzo is pissed and Goku and Goyjo try to cook.

Pairings- yeah I know I said there would be some, just gotta figure them out. There will be some that is for sure.

P.S- I know I said that this would be Hakkai in this chapter, it is not and I'm sorry if I got anyone's hopes up. It is Sanzo, and the two idiots and Hakkai one. You wanted more shrugs you got more.

Chap 2

Alone in the woods

Goku looked at Sanzo's livid face and swallowed had, the monk was ready to blow and he and Goyjo where the closest things to shoot. The monkey king looked at the pervy water sprite and they shared one of those moments where they knew what to do and when to do it…..

They both ran for cover just as the pissed blond started shooting at them. He easily outpaced the kappa and he would not have it any other way. He'd learned the hard way what Sanzo could and would do when he was in a borderline meltdown. A bullet whizzed past his nose and he tumbled into a thorny bush with a yelp. All this over a meat bun?. A hand grabbed his shoulder and he screamed as he thought it was Sanzo but infact a very scared cockroach.

"Maybe I shouldn't have told him where 'kai was"

The heretic child shook his head while he listened to the droopy eyed priest destroy their camp. This really wasn't a good day. First Goyjo tells him Hakkai had left in the night, and then they'd tried to cook some dinner hoping Sanzo wouldn't notice 'kai gone. Like that would have happened anyway, next thing he'd knew, their meat buns had exploded in both their faces and he'd been looking up into cold amethyst eyes.

Now both the monkey and the kappa where running for their lives while the extremely pissed off priest destroyed whatever he could.

"I'M GOING TO KILL HIM AND THEN YOU TWO FUCKWITS WHEN I FIND YOU!"

They both cringed and pulled further back into the woods away from the camp, where Sanzo could easily find them and fill them full of hot lead. Both where too scared to face him normally, let alone when he was armed and wanting to kill.

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He couldn't believe it, Hakkai had up and left them even when they were on a damned mission to stop some mad youkai freak in the west. The worldly priest wanted nothing more the healer's skinny neck between his hands so he could choke the life out of him .That went for the to dumbass's hiding, wherever the fuck they where.

Growling he kicked a tree stump and hopped about in pain as an annoyingly familiar female laugh made him jump.

"Nephew Konzen what are you doing?"

That bitch better have something important for my or I swear I will shoot her he though silently.Sanzo turned his violet glare on the Goddess and growled before aiming his gun "What do you want you old hag? I'm busy". Well he was not really that busy, he just didn't want to hear what came out of the bitch's mouth.

"Language child, I was only going to tell you where your friend was heading but as you're busy I'll leave you alone"

Sanzo was just about to demand what the interfering God knew but he blinked and she disappeared with a smug grin on her face.Oh this was turning to out to be a great fucking day.He would find Hakkai and kill him without meddlers sticking their beaks in to his affaires.His shoulders slumped, as he looked t the destroyed camp and he gave up. He would not kill them; he'd banish them with his scripture he thought as he shoved his gun into the holster in his robes sleeve" fuckwits can stay up a tree for all I care" he muttered "I'm gonna find me an inn with a warm bed". He walked away without thinking about the fools following behind him, out of his sight and range.

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Hakkai smiled as he lifted the cup to his lips, he was thinking of his friends stuck in the middle of nowhere. They would not last an hour without Sanzo shooting them.

TBC

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(Ohhh I am evil aren't I smile well I did say Hakkai was in it, just didn't say how much y'all would see of him. Well that was Chapter 2 done with no sugar in my system; somehow, I think it's better with my hyped on the stuff.

Note to self- eat more sugar!

Well y'all know what I'm gonna ask but if you don't I'll tell you………… REVIEW IT))