(Mood and music: not hyper and listening to music from final fantasy x and Pink)

Muse: Oh, hell she's gonna shoot me! (Keeps running for dear life)

Jessie: (glares at muse) yeah you had better run to woman, crappy ideas coming out of your trap are so not ever going in here!

Muse: Oh damn that's the fourth job this week (hops on a bus and ducks under the seat)

Jessie: (looks at the people and smiles) Heya guys and girls, sorry it has been a little while since chapter 4 was put up, a week I think. I have had problems with the computer and have only just had them fixed today. Thank you for the ideas and the reviews that where posted and emailed, I was really stuck in a difficult situation there. Well this I chapter 5 coming up hope you like it coz it took me long enough, if ya don't like it that's fine with me.

If you do like it, please review and I'll carry it on. If you have ideas, I'd be glad to here them.Ok guys enjoy

This is for Marley, Sean, my little bro and the faithful little bunch who review

Disclaimer- I don't own anything to do with Saiyuki

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Never leave children alone

Chapter 5

Sticky, Tricky, Picky, Hungry!?

Jiroushis looked at his mistress and looked away knowing that he wouldn't get her to drop this far-fetched scheme with the Sanzo party.

He did let a slight smile mar his normally stotic face as he watched her plan, heaven had been so dull lately,maybe,just maybe he would like her little mess in the end.

Sighing he reached into his pocket and pulled out some paracetamol as he knew form experience that he would have a killer of a headache when she was done, he'd deal with the paperwork too he thought dully as he heard her giggle .

Kanzeon grinned, as her little plan was set into motion while she watched her nephew punch the kappa. They really should lighten up she thought as she quickly added another touch, maybe they would all get along now.

Twirling her black hair around her finger, her stomach growled and she looked up for her aid and stood up. Pouting when she could not see him, she stamped her foot and sat down in a huff, all she had wanted was a sandwich.

"Fine Jiro be like that!" she muttered while all hell broke lose with the Sanzo party with a smirk on her pink lips.

Goku looked into deaths eyes before jumping up and running like hell.

The monkey kicked the pervy bugger from behind just as Sanzo whacked him with his fan sending him flying into a wall while Goyjo started to yelp in fear.

"Goku, help me and I'll buy you meat buns!"

The monkey froze as his stomach growled before daring to look over his shoulder. That cheesy kappa had better make good on his deal he thought as he jumped on to Sanzo's back and hugged his sun making the monk freeze and collapse.

Goyjo rolled to the side as His lordship fell with a strangled yelp, the monk was bonkers. Standing up he brushed the muck off his trousers and screamed high as a girl as a bullet cut off his two antennas, oh jeez he was beginning to take the cockroach crap to heart.

Tears burned his eyes as he realised he was taking the name personally and for payback to the monkey he jumped into the small tussle between the monk and the monkey.

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20 Minuets later, all three are laid on the dusty road panting and bruised to hell, the famous fan had been broken into little bits after the first few hits to the kappa's head.

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Sanzo looked at the pink sky and scowled before lighting up and taking that much-needed drag of nicotine. He listened to the perv do the same and sighed as some many different torture ideas ran through his mind of what he was gonna do to Hakkai when they finally found the deserter.

He looked out of the corner of his eye to Goyjo and smirked "he is so dead when I get my hands on him!". He was rewarded by two voice's demanding to help him and he grinned.

Oh yeah Cho Hakkai was so dead

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Well there you go, what's the goddess's plan you wonder. Guess you'll have to read on to find out.

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