Here's Hatori. His song is awesum! lol :D too much sugar today - hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper! llama's are sexy! okay... i'll just go somewhere and stop at the mental asylum on the way.
Disclaimer: It's something about Fruits Basket, I can't remember, no,... oh just read on.
Chapter 10
Hatori felt like lying Shigure down on the operating table and dissecting him slowly and painfully. He was extremely annoyed.
But everyone was waiting. Daggers in his eye, he looked menacingly at Shigure, who wheeled off stage at the speed of light.
Mumbling to himself, he picked up the mic. The intro started. He nearly fell off the stage in shock. But he had to sing this. He gritted his teeth.
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
Hatori finished, anger in his eyes. The crowd clapped then stopped abruptly as Hatori marched into the wings of the stage – and beat Shigure up. He straightened his tie and walked off stage.
Shigure wheeled on (screams echo in background) and wearily drew another couple of names out of the hat.
"Next up is Tohru and Kyo."
The song is Man - I feel like a Woman by Shania Twain if you don't know. It actually suits Hatori. Muhahahahahaha (authors eyes turn red and she drinks some more vodka :D) I kno what to do for Tohru and Kyo. Love u all - please review!
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