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Disclaimer: I'm tired.
Chapter 13
Hana gave Shigure a death glare. Her violet eyes turned an alarming neon purple and Shigure swore he could hear evil music in the background as she silently got up and ventured towards the stage.
Shaking, Shigure fled the stage. He didn't want to be electrocuted. He ran and hid in the cupboard – and came face to face with – the hat.
The hat was very annoyed that Shigure had locked him in a dark confinement and starting yelling words at him that aren't suitable for a K+ fic or Harry Potter.
Shigure ran out of the cupboard and ran forward – and nearly collided with his editor.
"You can't afford to waste time talking to hats, Shigure," she cried. "Your book needs to be in by tomorrow, and -."
She was cut short as Shigure threw her into the cupboard with the hat and you could hear it jump on her head and sort her.
Hana was now on stage and she picked up the mic.
"I'm ready," she announced.
I tried to kill the pain,
But only brought more.
(So much more)
I'm dying,
And I'm pouring, crimson regret, and betrayal.
I'm dying,
Praying,
Bleeding,
Screaming.
Am I too lost to be saved
Am I too lost
My god, my tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.
My god, my tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.
Do you remember me?
Lost for so long.
Will you be on the other side?
Will you forgive me?
I'm dying,
Praying,
Bleeding,
Screaming.
Am I too lost to be saved?
Am I too lost?
My god, my tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.
My god, my tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.
(Return to me salvation)
(I want to die!)
My god, my tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.
My god, my tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.
My wounds cry for the grave.
My soul cries, for deliverance.
Will I be denied?
Christ,
Tourniquet
My suicide.
Everyone was amazed. Hana could sing!
"Again. Again," the crowd chanted.
Sighing, Hana turned to the screen. "One more," she murmured.
Ladies you're damn right
You can't read a man's mind
We're living in two tribes
And heading for war
Nobody's perfect
We all gotta work it
But fellas, we're worth it
So don't break the law
Your call's late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you
We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out into the blue
Come take my hand
Understand that you can
You're my man and I need you tonight
Come make my dreams
Honey hard as it seems
Loving me is as easy as pie, I
I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day
Instead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say
This time
I've been going crazy while you sleep
Searching for a language
That the two of us can speak so
Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel
And I'll breathe underwater '
'Cos I like the way it feels
Your call's late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you
We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out into the blue
Come take my hand
Understand that you can
You're my man and I need you tonight
Come make my dreams
Honey hard as it seems
Loving me is as easy as pie, I
I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three
And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day
Instead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say
This time
Oh, it's very new
Can anybody tell me what to do?
Oh, this feeling's very strange
Can anybody tell me what's you're game?
(Oh) A little education
(Oh) To give you motivation
(Oh) We'll turn the situation
(Oh) 'Cos I don't wanna change ya
(Oh) Making you a stranger
(Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya... for now
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(0h) To give you motivation
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(Ooh, ooh)
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(0h) To give you motivation
(Oh) I'm just a Love Machine
(Oh, oh, oh)
Hana was not happy at singing that song one bit. Shigure waited until she walked off the stage before cautiously creeping back on. And then he remembered about his editor.
He rushed to the cupboard.
"Hello?" he asked. No reply. Slightly nervous, he walked into the closet, fell forward and ended up in a white wonderland. He had pushed his editor so far into the cupboard she was in Narnia.
He found her having tea with a fawn that had 3 buckets of sardines around it.
"We need to go," he said.
"No," she replied.
"I have the manuscript outside," Shigure bribed her.
She was out the cupboard faster than Shigure could say; "only joking."
Shigure spotted the hat sitting on a lamppost talking to a tree.
"You remind me of my friend, the Whomping Willow," the hat was saying.
Shigure grabbed it and ran out of the cupboard. Skidding onto the stage, the hat complaining, his editor crying and the audience asleep, Shigure screamed into the mic, waking everyone up.
"Next is Hatori, Ayame and myself."
If you live in America, that second song Hana sung was Love Machine by Girls Aloud, a hugely successful POP group. In my opinion - they suck, my sister's opinion - the rule. But anyway, I'll see you next time. SUGGESTIONS PLEASE! for Hatori, Ayame and Shigure.
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