Hello! I'm sorry I took a while with this chapter, I needed to listen to the Wicked soundtrack for insperation. Since you all seem to like my Wicked chapters, for some reason. Again, this is a weird one, but that's to be expected.
To my reviwers: Thank you very much! Have some chocolate chip cookies.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, don't own Wicked, but hopefully you already knew that.
Chapter 4
"Dumbledore and I"
Parody of "The Wizard and I" from Wicked (of course)
In the hut on the rock, Harry meets Hagrid and finds out he is a wizard.
Hagrid:
Oh, Harry.
"Many years I have waited
For a gift like yours to appear
Why, I predict Dumbledore
Could make you a
Magic grand wizard!
Harry, Harry,
We'll go at once to Dumbledore
Tell him of you in advance
With a talent like yours, boy
There is a defin-ish chance
If you work as you should
You'll be making good."
Hagrid leaves, leaving Harry in his own thoughts.
Harry:
"Did that really just happen?
Have I actually understood?
This weird quirk I've tried
To suppress or hide
Is a talent that could
Help me find out about my parents
If I make good
So I'll make good.
When I meet Dumbledore
Once I prove my value
And then I'll leave the Dursleys
What I've waited for since; since two!
And with all Dumbledore's wisdom
By my past, he won't be blinded
Do you think Dumbledore is dumb?
Or, like Muggles, so small-minded?
No! He'll say to me,
"I see who you truly are -
A boy on whom I can rely!"
And that's how we'll begin
Dumbledore and I"
Once I'm with Dumbledore
My whole life will change
'Cuz once you go to Hogwarts
Who cares if you are strange!
No uncle is not proud of you,
No cousin acts ashamed
And all the world has to love you
When by Dumbledore you're acclaimed
And this gift - or this curse -
I have inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
When we are hand and hand -
Dumbledore and I!
And one day, he'll say to me, "Harry,
A boy who is so superior
Shouldn't a boy who's so good inside
Be away from relative inferiors?
And since you, Harry, to an amazing degree
Seem fixated on your family
Would it be all right by you
If I de-Dursley-fy you?"
And though of course
That's not important to me
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be
Dumbledore and I.
Yes, what a pair we'll be
Dumbledore and:
Unlimited
My future is unlimited
And I've just had a vision
Almost like a prophecy
I know - it sounds truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
A celebration throughout the wizard world
That's all to do with me!
And I'll stand there with Dumbledore
Feeling things I've never felt
And though I'd never show it
I'll be so happy, I could melt!
And so it will be
For the rest of my life
And I'll want nothing else
Till I die
Held in such high esteem
When people see me, they will scream
For half of Hogwart's favorite team:
Dumbledore
And I!"
Well, it's kind of silly, but I just had to do it.
So-review? Please? Pretty please? I'll give you more cookies.