Two chapters in one day to make up for my forgetfulness! I'm not good enough! I'm a shame to this world! I'm sorry! (acts like Ritsu)
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Chapter 15
Yuki looked up, horrified. Kyo glared and turned his back.
"I ain't singing with that damn rat," Kyo seethed.
"Please Kyo. For me?" Tohru quietly asked. Kyo sighed.
"Oh, alright. But only because you said." He turned to Yuki.
"Let's just get this over with."
Yuki numbly nodded and wearily followed his rival to the stage. Kyo looked so angry that Shigure feared how much longer he was for this world. He scampered off the stage in a hurry and hid behind the curtain.
The two picked up the mics and stood as far away from each-other as possible. And then the song came on.
Kyo
Aah, an afternoon alone with my favourite book,
"Broadway Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
Yuki
Oh, hi Kyo!
Kyo
Hi Yuki.
Yuki
Hey Kyo, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me...
Kyo
That's very interesting.
Yuki
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Kyo
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Yuki
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Kyo...
Kyo
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
Yuki
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Kyo.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Kyo
I don't want to talk about it, Yuki!
This conversation is over!!!
Yuki
Yeah, but, Kyo...
Kyo
OVER!!!
Yuki
Well, okay, but just so you know -
If you were gay,
That'd be okay,
I mean cause, hey,
I like you anyway,
Because you see,
If it were me,
I would feel free to say,
That I was gay,
But I'm not gay.
Kyo
Yuki, please!
I am trying to read...
What?!
Yuki
If you were queer,
Kyo
Ah, Yuki!
Yuki
I'd still be here,
Kyo
Yuki, I'm trying to read this book.
Yuki
Year after year...
Kyo
Yuki!
Yuki
Because you're dear to me.
Kyo
Argh!
Yuki
And I know that you...
Kyo
What?
Yuki
Would accept me too...
Kyo
I would?
Yuki
If I told you today,
Hey, guess what, I'm gay!
But I'm not gay.
I'm happy just being with you...
Kyo
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
Yuki
So what should it matter to me,
What you do in bed with guys?
Kyo
Yuki, that is wrong!
Yuki
No it's not!
If you were gay,
I'd shout hooray!
Kyo
I am not listening!
Yuki
And here I'd stay
Kyo
La la la la la!
Yuki
But I wouldn't get in your way
Kyo
Aaaah!
Yuki
You can count on me,
To always be,
Beside you everyday,
To tell you it's okay,
You were just born that way,
And as they say,
It's in your DNA
You're gay!!
Kyo
But I'm not gay!
Yuki
If you were gay.
Kyo
Argh!
Slightly shocked, the audience applauded. Yuki glared at Kyo. Kyo glared at Yuki. The glaring continued until Shigure crept on stage and accidentally knocked the hat over. The hat, now extremely annoyed, screamed out these four fateful words:
"Next up is everyone!"
I know what song is next... Please review. And btw, the song was If You Were Gay by Avenue Q
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