Well, you've all expected this for a long time, I'm sure, and now you finally got it! I knew I was going to do this the minute I came up with this story and I'm actually fairly pleased with this chapter. Well, kind of.
Again, I didn't change a lot of the lyrics because it fits Harry and Draco so well. But then again, this song fits almost every fictional enemies well, doesn't it?
Disclaimer: In addition to not owning Harry Potter or Wicked, I also don't curse. I don't even use God's name in vain, which explains the beginning.
And for those die-hard Potter fans, I am aware that Harry & Malfoy's very first encounter was at Diagon Alley, but they didn't know their names then, so it was more suitable to do this on the train.
Chapter 6
"Loathing"
Obviously to the tune of "What is This Feeling?" from Wicked.
On the Hogwarts express. Harry and Draco meet, and there was, well, loathing at first sight.
Draco:
Dearest darlingest Father
Harry:
Oh gosh.
Both:
There's been some confusion
Over students here at school
Harry:
But of course, I will ignore it
Draco:
But of course, I'll rise above it
Both:
For I know that's how you'd expect me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, this student is
Draco:
Unusually and exceedingly famous
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Harry:
A git.
Draco:
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?
Harry:
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.
Draco:
My pulse is rushing.
Harry:
My head is reeling.
Draco:
My face is flushing.
Both:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
Draco:
For your scar.
Harry:
Your house.
Draco:
Your clothing
Both:
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
Students (randomly popping out of train compartments):
Dear Harry Potter, you are just too good
How do you stand him? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Harry Potter, you're a martyr!
Draco:
Well: I guess he's sent to try me!
Students (ignoring Draco):
Oh poor Harry, forced to abide
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you
We're all on your side!
We share your
Draco and Harry (Students):
What is this feeling (Loathing)
So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)
I felt the moment (For his face, his voice)
I laid eyes on you (His clothing)
My pulse is rushing (Let's just say)
My head is reeling (We loathe it all!)
Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little trait
Does it have a name? (Makes our very flesh)
Yes (Begin to crawl)
Ahhh Ahhh
All:
Loathing!
Draco and Harry (Students):
There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing!)
In such total detestation (Loathing!)
It's so pure, so strong (Loathing!)
Students:
So strong!
Draco and Harry:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
For forever loathing
Truly deeply loathing you
My whole life long!
Students:
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
Harry (attempting to jinx):
Boo!
Draco:
Ahhh!
Warning: The following parody is extremely insane, will get the song "Loathing" stuck in your head, and may be hazardous to your health. Please read at your own risk.
Oh, I should have stuck this at the BEGINNING of the chapter. Whoops...
I'm not even going to ask to read and review... I can guarantee I will be getting reviews for this. Whether good or bad, though, I have no idea.