Kapil: Hey Everybody!! Sorry for not updating in such a long time, damn school! Anyway, I am going to finish this story, so please read oh, and this is mostly a chapter with everyone but Choji.
I AM NOT FAT!!
"I am terribly sorry" The doctor had told Mrs. Choji.
"W-W-W-What? Doctor Jones, was is it??" His mom said, about to cry.
"He has developed cancer…."
All of a sudden, Mrs. Choji heard a scream and footsteps running. But before she could see the owner of the scream, it had ran off.
"Like Oh my god, Shika! I am like serious like totally!" Ino said, talking on the phone.
"Riiiight Ino, what did the fat ass do to you now? Please tell me that you aren't starting the whore job yet."
"That's next week! Anyway, I was in the hospital, visiting my aunt, who has brain cancer. I heard it and I ran!"
"Heard what? Hello!?"
"Choji…a.k.a…Fat Ass, has CANCER!!"
"Hahahahahaha! Probably from like eating McDonalds every day!"
"Yeah…but still…"
"Look, Ino, your goddamn sexy, hot, and popular. If you want to hang with the fat ass over there, dying because of Ronald McDonald, don't come crying to me like a bitch when everyone hates you."
"Trueee….ooh, My devilish mind thought up of something…why not we tell the school!"
"…."
"Hello?"
"Ino…that's gay."
"You're a lesbian!!"
"…Anyway, then everyone, will be like ahh, you poor fat ass."
"True, well talk to you later, I think my first customer is here!"
"Who?"
"Sasuke!"
"Uh, well…see you at school!"
End.
Kapil: Wow, I actually took a while to write this short version. Sorry, I had school hell, and writers block. But I feel better and I should finish this story by…hmmm… in a month or less!