I am not fat!!!
By Moonlitewriter
Kapil: I liked the idea of Artemis 85's thing, so I made it a part of the real story And this is the semi final chapter, before the A and B Chapter, which is the A is the happy ending, and B is the,…
Well, on forth
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Choji was back in school , not willingly though. Sakura and her boyfriend (A/N: I guess the chapter where it shows Naruto using Chojis absence to ask out Sakura was not here. Hes an evil one I tell you, only liked Choji for his girl) Naruto were there to welcome him back, but every now and then Naruto would scowl for a reason unknown.
"So Tubby, hows life with your cancer?" Naruto asked, as pleasantly as possible to impress Sakura.
But luckily for Choji, Sakura caught on
"Naruto, go to your class, Choji and I have to talk." Sakura said coldy, which would scare the living hell out of anyone, as it did to Naruto.
Choji stood in the hall alone with his true love, waiting to hear what she said.
"Choji…are you feeling better?"
"Yeah, taking medicine now."
"I see, well, wanna come over and hang out?"
"Sure"
And after that, the day went smoothly, with the silence of every class as Choji walked in.
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After school, Choji walked over to Sakura's wearing cologne,
Don't want to smell bad
He knocked on her door and inside he saw Sakura was cooking something. He smelled the fragrance and instantly loved it.
"What are you cooking?"
"Your favorite—Chicken Lo Mein."
Choji's heart went wild. She knew his favorite food! His mom didn't even know it till this date
"How…How…How did you know?"
"Choji-kun, we are like best friends, so how do I not know?"
Again there was that eerie silence , but it was broken by a knock.
"COMING!" Sakura screamed
Outside was Naruto, who scowled at Choji.
"Hey Tubby! Hey Sweetie!" Naruto said, before kissing Sakura on the cheek prolonged to hurt poor little Choji
Choji wanted to cry again, but he held it back.
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"Hahahaha!" Sakura laughed with that laugh which could probably hypnotize anyone.
Do Do Da Da Do Do
Sakura's phone went off as she ran to get it, leaving the blond and brunette alone.
Finally, after a minute or so:
"Hey Tubby, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked angrily
"Sakura invited me"
"Fine, but she's my girlfriend, so back off okay?" Naruto scowled
"F-F-Fine" Choji muttered, scared
"But seriously dude, lose some weight. I can help, its so easy. And you look so fugly right now, it's a wonder how Sakura even likes you. Why not come over and I can give you a makeover and maybe help you lose some weight okay fatty?" Naruto said, icily.
Before Choji could respond,
"NARUTO!" Sakura screamed, now both boys noticing the pink haired one was standing during Naruto's taunt.
"Hey Sweets, whats up?" Naruto asked
"Naruto…before I lost my temper and dump you…leave"
Naruto turned red and stood up
"You whore! What the fuck is your problem? I am hot, handsome, skinny! This Pilsberry man is fat, fugly and stupid! What do you see in him what you don't see in me?!"
Sakura icily said: "Love"
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Everything was silent. If you dropped even a feather, it could create a sound.
Naruto stared at Sakura in disbelief, and Choji's heart stopped.
"W-W-What?!" Naruto said, almost spazzing.
"Love." Sakura said, emotionlessly.
"…..Sakura…umm….I…" A very befuddled Choji said, blushing madly.
"Naruto, all I see in your eyes are lust. You only like me because you think I'm pretty. "Sakura said in that tone, which was like a speaker
"W-W-WHAT?!?! What the hell? I love you!" Naruto said, now reaching his spazzing point
"Really, then tell me. If I was fat, ugly, and had cancer, would you still date me?"
"You know what, I don't have time for these fucking questions."
"Tell me."
"Fine, I wouldn't. Sakura, you're hot and popular, why leave it for this fatty?"
"Like I said, love in his eyes. I knew Choji had a crush on me (In which Choji blushed madly) since I was in his room, where he had a picture of me in a heart filled frame. I've been to your house, and I see pictures of many girls, a small portion of me. He loves me for who I am, not what I look like. So please, before I get angry, leave."
"Fuck you!" Naruto said, giving both Choji and Sakura the finger and leaving, shutting the door hard.
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"S-S-S-Sakura?" Choji nervously said
"Choji…" A caring voice uttered
"I'm….sorry."
"For what?"
"For….loving you." Choji said, almost crying
"What do you mean? I like you also." Sakura said, confused.
"But, I have cancer, I can die any day. And you want to risk your emotions for that?"
"Yes, I do."
"Sakura…"
"Choji…"
The two got closer and closer before the gap between them was filled with a warm kiss. The two locked lips and smooched for a bit, before stopping and blushing madly.
" pant…pant…Choji…" Sakura said, panting
"cough…cough….wheez….wheez…" Choji was wheezing very dangerously and had trouble breathing, his lungs clogging up.
"Choji….Choji…CHOJI!"
Choji fainted, his eyes closed and Sakura ran to the phone, dialing 911. (Wow, Choji likes to faint a lot) and calling the police…
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Kapil: That was the semi final chapter. Let me remind you, A is the happy ending chapter, while B is the angsty ending. Hoped you liked it!