The Gleefully Random Misadventures of Lyn of the Lorca

Or

The Misadventures

A/N: And welcome back for another installment of this completely random and pointless story that is in no actual relation to the real plot!!!! And a special guest! Let's give a warm welcome to...Lord Pent!!!!

Rabid Fangirl: SEXYYYY LOVEEE!!!!! (Rabid Fangirl proceeds to fall off a cliff screaming 'sexy love')

...right. So Pent will you do the honors?

Pent: Sure. BSA doesn't own Fire Emblem or that Rabid Fangirl. But she does own a Fire Emblem gamepak.

Kent: Yes and thank you Kusabi Makabe for the review!

"There is a problem though..." Pent mentioned.

"What is it Lord Pent?" Ellie-wood, the pansy, asked.

"The Fire Emblem has been stolen!" Louise blurted out. There was a collective gasp from the three young lords.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"N-nevermind. I bet that hideous King Desmond is in league with those bitches from the Black Fang!" Hector swore violently.

"That could be a problem..." Lyn stated.

"So...do you have the quintessence...?" Nergal asked his subordinate Sony-uh.

"Yes. And I have the Fire Emblem." Sony-uh obediently withdrew the glowing, majestic, super-ultra rare, so rare that there's only one in Elibe, Fire Emblem...gamepak!

"Excellent." Nergal cackled evilly. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA-cough, hack, wheeze-AGSHAHAHAHA" He then took the gamepak and hurried off somewhere.

As they were facing Vaida in the mountains of Bern, and they found themselves moving, against their will, into the most suicidal positions, completely spread apart even though in the augury Nils said to keep close together.

"What the fuck??????" Hector shouted as a shaman hit him with a flux.

"I don't know!!!!!!!" Ellie-wood responded.

"This is awesome!!!!" Lyn shouted as she leveled up into Level 15, "I just leveled up two times already!" Which is awesome if half the team wasn't dead already.

"Oh noes! Nergal must have the Fire Emblem by now!" Ellie-wood exclaimed. Then the three lords, Pent and Louise, and the rest of the team that was still surviving with the last bits of their HP left, all cried out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-breathe-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nergal giggled evilly as he controlled his enemies just by playing the Fire Emblem gamepak with his Gameboy Advance SP that was hooked up to his GameCube and watching Ellie-wood's forces completely wiped out on the Black Fang's 52 inch wide screen TV.

That came to me when I was playing that exact part at school. The Rabid Fangirl does exist, in the form of my bishie obsessed friend that rapes my bass clarinet imagining that it is Pent, Lloyd, Heath, Rath, Raven, Canas, Erk, Legault, and Kent at the same time.

Kent: ...

Hector: Why aren't I in that list?!

Hector: Out with it!

...She thinks your fat.

Hector: WHAAAT!?!?!?!

Pent: Does she really?

Yes. And in that suspenseful time after you beat Lloyd and everyone is talking, she was squeezing my arm screaming for Pent.

Pent: ...

The moral of the story is never play Fire Emblem while you bishie obsessed friend is watching.