Mark was dreaming. He was at Hogwarts, walking through the corridors. He spotted Harry Potter and attempted to ask him how he had gotten to Hogwarts, but when Harry responded, it was in rapid French. Mark slowly backed away. A snowy owl landed gracefully on his shoulder.
'Who are you?' Mark asked the bird.
It twisted its head sideways to stare at him with those big, owl-y eyes. 'DONCHA KNOW ME, KANSAS CITY! I'M THE NEW BERLIN WALL!' Then it poked Mark in the eye with its claw.
Meanwhile, in the loft, Roger noticed that, through the window, gummy bears were flying in and pelting Mark. Mark, in turn, was crying 'NO! BAD BIRDIE! I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR COUSIN THE TURKEY!'
'Mark!' Roger said, shaking his friend awake. 'You're being pelted with gummy bears!' Mark awoke, muttering about 'stupid Harry Potter with his stupid bird'. Then he realized he was being pelted with gummy bears.
'GAAAH!' he exclaimed, running out of the loft. Roger sighed and began hopping after him, because, as you will remember, he lost his leg in a tragic saw incident. But somehow the rain of gummy bears stuck with them, like something really sticky! The ran/hopped through the street, but the gummy bears followed. They reached the home of Maureen and Joanne, and banged on the door furiously.
Inside said home, Joanne and Glinda the sock puppet were baking a cake, Jeff the potato was giving Elsie the cow's hooves a pedicure (I'm pretty sure that's physically possible) and Rob the rubber chicken was attempted to make music with his saw. Maureen was just being Maureen.
The pounding on the door began, and Joanne huffed as she walked to the entrance. She opened it angrily and yelled 'WE DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY CHOCOLATE SQUID!' Roger and Mark blinked. 'Oh, it's you guys. Come on in. Hey, why are you being pelted with gummy bears?'
Meanwhile, from above, flying elephants were throwing gummy bears down. Galinda, on the back of one of said elephants, cackled evilly, proclaiming 'Go, elephants, go! Throw those gummy bears, or no pink cream doughnuts for you!'
Just then, hundreds of owls descended upon the gummy bear-bearing elephants. They grabbed the bags of candy from their trunks. Galinda screamed, desperately trying to get back the gummies. She grabbed hold of one of the owl's legs. The owl cried 'I DARE YOU TO TRY AND TEAR ME DOWN!' and shook Galinda from its leg. The evil sock puppet flew down to the ground, landing in a heap of gummy bears around the loft.
Back at Maureen and Joanne's, the shower of gummy bears stopped abd the bohemians enjoyed a very gummy breakfast, while the owls treated the elephants to some lovely pink cream doughnuts.
FIN DE CHAPITRE DEUX!
Rent belongs to Jonathan Larson. Rob the rubber chicken and the doughnut loving elephants belong to BreatheFromYourHooHoo. Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling.
For those of you who don't get what's with the owl, the joke is that Harry Potter's owl's name is Hedwig, and the owl's quoting Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Ahahahaha…. No? Fine, be that way.