Thanks again to naash for reviewing!
Hair Dye (minor team Gai)
Tsunade sighed. This was supposed to be a get- together for the rookie 9 and Team Gai. Strangely enough, two members of Team Gai have been missing. The group is now dispersing, and Neji and TenTen have yet to show themselves. What's more? Nobody has any idea of where they could be. She was currently on her way back to her office, mentally cursing the paperwork that was sure to be awaiting her arrival.
At that moment, something caught her eye. Turning to look into the shop, she saw something that made her eye twitch and an anger mark appear on her forehead. There, in the shop, stood Neji and TenTen. Though, that wasn't what ticked her off. Oh, no. It was the fact that they were looking at something that neither of them would normally look at. Or, for that matter, go near. Yes, my loyal ( or not so loyal) readers, they were looking at hair dye. Not just any hair dye. It was the color of Sakura's hair. Well, there's proof that it isn't natural.
"That's why they've been gone for the last two hours?! Those brats! After I went to all of the trouble of planning this!!"
A very ticked off Hokage walked off to her office, wearing a smile that read 'come near me and I'll kill you.' Which naturally, scared the crap out of everybody.
The next day, Jiriya had to personally drag a wailing Gai out of his house for a mission.
Now, you might wonder why over- optimistic, punctual- to- the- point- of- paranoia Maito Gai refuse to leave his home, even at the cost of skipping a mission.
Well, I would have to question your mental health if you haven't figured it out by now.
It's simple really. His shiny, black, bowl- cut hair. Only it wasn't shiny, black or bowl cut. Now, it was a gravity- defying 'Kakashi style.' It was also grey, like Kakashi's, with Sakura pink streaks.
Oh, joy, let's all go blind.
As soon as Jiriya dragged the man into the office, everyone present burst out laughing. This included the Rookie 9, Team Gai, their senseis, and Tsunade. There were, however, four exceptions. One being Kakashi, who was twitching, due to the crude use of his hairstyle. The second, of course, being Lee, who's jaw had gone through the floor in disbelief. Obviously, the last two were the stoic Hyuuga and Uchiha, who were simply that ; stoic.
All in all, Neji and TenTen were proven to be very good pranksters.
Okay. I figured that there needed to be a change from all the angst, so I wrote this. Unfortunately, I don't have the gift of humor, so this didn't turn out how I wanted.
NOW I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR SOMETHING! YOU CAN EITHER PUT IT IN YOUR REVIEW, OR PM ME, I DON'T REALLY CARE, BUT GIVE ME A GENRE AND PAIRING OR CHARACTER, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE NEXT. I DO, HOWEVER, REFUSE TO DO SASUSAKU, NARUHINA, AND SHIKAINO. SORRY, THEY'RE TOO COMMON!