Sorry I didn't properly introduce myself last time. I'm Hikaru-Chan13 and welcome to my world of Weirdness (Twilight Zone music in background.) I wanted to make sure people were reading my story before I continued. I actually did get a few reviews, including one from myself. Heh heh…well here we go- chapter 2 awaits us brave soldiers! (Don't ask-)

Disclaimer: I do not own any FFX characters. I'm just torturing them a bit in my story.

Chapter 2: Gym Class

The very next day after the Final Fantasy X characters emerged from Sirius' Playstation 2, the group of nine stood in front of Hikaru and Sirius' middle school. Hikaru looked around and saw that everyone outside was staring at the very colorful group. When they walked inside more students and teachers were eying them. Some teachers looked at Hikaru and Sirius, while others looked at the Spira group's clothing issues.

" Everyone's staring" Hikaru said through her teeth and did the cheesiest fake smile she could put on.

Sirius changed the subject by handing Yuna a copy of her schedule. " Here's our schedule for today. It's Friday, so look at the Friday block. You'll need this in case you get lost. Hikaru and I are in all the same classes, so it'll be a bit easier to get around all day." (A/N Sirius and I actually weren't in all the same classes last year. Just pretend.)

" Where do we go first?" asked Rikku, looking around at the teachers who were glaring at her short shorts. " These people are starting to make me feel uncomfortable.

" We'll head to our lockers, grab some stuff, and head on down to the locker rooms for our first period gym class" Hikaru explained.

" All right! Follow us," said Sirius as she opened the doors to the stairs. The group walked through the halls and was constantly being stared at by students.

" What do they want from us?" Wakka asked Hikaru.

" They think you're weird."

" Oh. That's it, ya?"

" Yup."

" Well I'm used to being called weird. Even back in Spira everyone thought I was weird, ya?"

" That's plain to see."

" Hey!"

" I thought you were used to this kind of stuff."

" Ah! Who cares, ya?"

" Say ' ya' one more time and you'll-"

Hikaru continued bickering with Wakka when they approached the locker rooms. Auron and Kimahri were the only two guys that realized that there was a locker room for girls, and one for the boys. The two of them stepped back when they saw Sirius and Hikaru go in the girls' locker room with Yuna, Lulu, and Rikku. Not thinking, Wakka and Tidus followed them in.

" What idiots" said Auron, staring at Tidus and Wakka as well as a group of boys walking passed them. The group of boys stared at Auron and the warrior monk gave them a death glare, which caused them to walk down the hall faster.

" Kimahri stay here, Kimahri not interfere," said Kimahri, crossing his arms.

" At least we're thinking."

In the locker room, Wakka and Tidus walked around the area that wasn't used for changing. Wakka walked in the bathroom area and noticed a toilet. He immediately grabbed Tidus' brotherhood sword and sliced up the commode shouting. " AAHHHH! FORBIDDEN MACHINA!" Water was everywhere and Sirius gasped at what the orange-haired blitz player had done.

" You're going to have to pay for that you buttwipe!" she shouted at him.

" Wait a minute" Hikaru began. " This is the girls' locker room!"

" IDIOTS! GET OUT! OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT!" both girls shouted and pushed the confused guys out of the room into the area where Auron and Kimahri were standing.

" I had a feeling something like that was going to happen," said Lulu, looking upset. She stood in a corner with Rikku and Yuna and watched the whole ridiculous scene.

" I'll go ask the gym instructor if we can have you guys here with us in class" said Hikaru, walking to the gym office. There was a substitute in for their normal gym instructor, so Hikaru wasn't sure this would work out. Being a good negotiator, this had to work out.

" Hi" Hikaru began. " I have a question about some uh…er…um…ah…foreign exchange students!" Hikaru outburst. Suddenly thinking of something to call their new friends.

" Oh, really" said the substitute. " Are they boys, girls, or both?"

" Oh! Both. There are three girls and four guys, so I was wondering if we were having class with the boys today."

" Yes. Your teacher said we are having a free day today so, you can do anything with these foreign exchange students."

" Okay! Thank you!" Hikaru walked back over to Sirius.

" Is it all right?" asked Sirius.

" Yes!" Hikaru squealed.

The group of girls walked to the gym with Auron, Tidus, Kimahri, and Wakka. " Okay everybody, it's free day so you can do any activity that has to do with gym class! Have fun!" the substitute teacher told the class as she put on some disco music.

" Disco fever! Boom cha cha cha!" Hikaru chanted as she skipped around Auron.

" Whoa! Neat looking Blitzball!" said Wakka picking up a basketball that rolled by him.

" That isn't a Blitzball, it's a basketball" Sirius told him and grabbed it from him. She explained all the rules of basketball to him and Tidus grabbed the ball off of Sirius.

" Cool! C'mon, Wakka! We can be on a team with Yuna!" he said.

" Typical" Sirius whispered.

" Huh?" Tidus stared at her.

" Nothing, I'll be on Auron's team!" Sirius clutched onto Auron's arm.

They began playing basketball while the other students stared at them. Tidus dribbled the ball and Wakka snatched it from him. Wakka managed to do a head first jump into the hoop. The ball went through, but his cowlick got stuck in the hoop. He dangled there and began shouting at everyone.

" Guys! Lulu! Yuna! Sir Auron! Help!" all the kids in the class began pointing and laughing at him. Auron took his katana and cut the basket, which sent the blitz player to the ground. Luckily, Wakka had a safe landing- but the thing he landed on, wasn't happy.

" Wakka! Get off me!" Tidus shouted and pushed Wakka off him.

" Sorry, ya?" he apologized.

Meanwhile, Hikaru remained dancing around the gym and accidentally kicked a soccer ball directly at Rikku's head.

" OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Rikku squealed in pain and kicked the ball back at Hikaru's head and the two of them began slapping each other while Yuna, Tidus, Sirius, Wakka, Lulu, Auron, and Kimahri continued their game.

" Hey, Sirius! I have to go to the bathroom!" Tidus announced.

" The bell is going to ring soon! Wait until then!" was her reply.

" But I've got to-"

" Just let it go, Tidus" Yuna interrupted.

" Hey, Lu! I'm open!" Wakka shouted to the black mage. The basketball game was still commencing.

" Catch!" she shouted and passed the ball to him. She threw it so hard that it accidentally hit Wakka in the head and he was knocked unconscious.

" Officer down!" Hikaru exclaimed and ran over to him with Rikku right behind her.

" Sirius, try smacking him and see if he wakes up" Rikku suggested. Sirius bent down and started smacking Wakka across the face. He didn't wake up.

" What can we do? We can't just leave him here!" Yuna was panicking.

" Yuna, will any of your white magic spells work?" Auron asked, taking a swig from his sake bottle. Yuna didn't listen, she ran around like a headless chicken instead.

" I know what we can do. Squirting liquid on the knocked out person's face always works! We can at least try!" Tidus suggested.

" You're not going to do what I think you're going to do." Sirius' brown eyes were wider than a shoopuf.

" EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!" Rikku exclaimed.

" Hey, it's worth a shot!" Tidus said, and began to unzip his pants. " Urine is a liquid too!" Lulu, Hikaru, Sirius, and Rikku averted their eyes and Yuna still panicked. In fact, she panicked so much; some of the other students were being strangled.

Hey! Pull your pants up dude!" Hikaru shouted. " I think you're all forgetting something, we have a black mage here with us today."

Everyone turned to Lulu. " Do I have to?" she asked. " People are staring at us, well the people that aren't being strangled."

" It's either a quick water spell, or C.P.R.!" Sirius told her, giving her an evil smile.

" I don't think C.P.R. would help in this situation" said Hikaru.

" Oh well" said Sirius as she watched Lulu. The black mage conjured up a quick water spell and poured it gently on Wakka's face.

" PAPAYAS!" he shouted and looked around the gym.

" Sorry I hurt you, Wakka" Lulu apologized to her childhood friend.

" It's okay, ya?" he said and jumped because the bell rang.

" Everyone, we have art class next!" Hikaru told them and headed to the locker room. " Hurry up, or we'll be late!"

" And guys" Sirius began and followed her friend to the doors. " We'd advise all of you to stay outside while we get changed."

Chapter 2 is all done! What didja' think? Please review and tell me! In the next chappie, we go to art class and someone thinks clay is a very delicious treat. I'll give you three guesses who: Wakka, Kimahri, or Rikku. Stay tuned to find out in the next chapter called: Eating Clay is Bad!

Now I would like to reply to my reviewers

Darknessed: Thank you so much! I hope you keep reading and reviewing!

Hikaru-Chan13: Heh heh- I reviewed my own story!

Sirius123: Thanks Sirius! I hope you continue to read about our life stories (just kidding!) Arigato!