Chapter Three

Emily waddled through the doors of the TARDIS carrying a dozen cheeseburgers and singing Daddy Sang Bass.

'I see why you were never the singing one' said the Doctor, referring to Jessie and Emily's days as singing sensations.

'OI!!' shouted Emily, 'That's not nice!'

Jessie just sat there and sniggered.

'Where's my cheeseburgers?' asked Jessie.

'Uhhhh I kinda ate them' said Emily sheepishly.

'That quickly? A minute ago you walked in holding a dozen of them!' said Jessie amazed.

'Yeah well I was hungry.'

Jessie sighed.

Emily walked over to the TARDIS consol and perched herself on it.

'Hey get off there!' yelled the Doctor.

Emily jumped off it immediately.

'Hey what's that on your butt?' said Jessie.

'It's a microchip that belongs to the consol!' exclaimed the Doctor.

'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get it off, get it off!!!' screamed Emily running around in circles and throwing her arms madly in the air.

'How did it get there?' asked Jessie.

'I dare say it got absorbed by her bum fat and has implanted it self in her.' answered the Doctor.

All of a sudden Emily started making little beeps and the TARDIS materialising noises.

'Looks like I'm going to have to remove it.' said the Doctor.

Meanwhile back at Hogwarts, Draco was lying on his bed doing homework. After awhile he got tired of it. He got up and walked towards the window. He stood there looking out of it and wishing something more exciting would come in to his life. Things were so boring around here. Even irritating Potter had lost it's charm. Especially now he had been given a task by the Dark Lord. He never had time for anything else. He really wasn't enjoying this school year. In his opinion the sooner he got out of it, the better it would all be.

Emily madly ran around the TARDIS screaming at the fact the Doctor was going to surgically remove the microchip. As she was about to run through yet another doorway when Jessie stepped out and punched Emily in the head. Emily fell to the ground with a large thud, out cold. The Doctor came running into the room and saw Emily lying on the ground with her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth.

'When I said she'd have to be anesthetised, I didn't mean quite like that.' said the Doctor laughing at the sight of Emily on the ground.

'Well help me carry her into the first aid room,' said Jessie, 'I won't be able to carry her by myself. She's no pixie.'

The two carried Emily into the first aid room and lay her stomach down on the table.

'Now someone will have to remove her pants or at least pull them down a bit. It would seem the chip has now fused itself to her skin.' said the Doctor in disgust.

'Hey don't look at me,' said Jessie, 'That butt is a weapon of mass destruction.'

The Doctor pulled down Emily's pants to her knees and got out a scalpel. Slowly he cut around the chip until he could just rip it off. He took a large chunk of skin with it.

'Oh dear, that's going to need stitches.' he said.

After he had stitched up Emily's butt. He went and got a chocolate bar to wake her up. He waved it under her nose. She awoke with a start.

'Is that chocolate I smell?' she asked looking around with beady eyes.

'Yes, there you are thanks for giving my microchip back.' said the Doctor, with a half grin on his face.

'What... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh owwww my bum!' screamed Emily, 'What did you do to it? I need that it's a valuable fartifact.'

'I think you mean artifact.' piped up Jessie.

'Oh yes.' said Emily going red in the face. That wasn't an appropriate thing for her to say.

Eventually the Doctor made his way into the consol room with Jessie and Emily in tow. He replaced the microchip with his sonic screwdriver.

'Now,' he said, 'We really must be on our way.'

'Where are we going?' enquired Emily.

'All in good time my dear... Or not so dear Emily.' he said in annoyance at all of Emily's questions.

The Doctor did his little consol routine and then smiled as the TARDIS took off.

A couple of minutes later it stopped with a shudder that sent Emily flying into a wall. Once again Jessie found herself on the floor with a very sore butt.

'Ahh,' said the Doctor, 'We're at Hogwarts at last.'

'Where?' asked Jessie puzzled as the Doctor helped her up off the ground.

'No time for questions we really must get going.'

The Doctor grabbed Emily out of the wall and grabbed Jessie by the hand.

'C'mon no time to waste we're late as it is.'

The three of them stepped out of the TARDIS. They were in a room full of funny looking people. Emily promptly fainted out of shock and Jessie had to give her a hard kick in the thigh to revive her.

'What is this place?' she whispered to the Doctor.