Well hello! Sorry to keep all of you waiting! Sorry I didn't update this sooner! I have school and everything, so I'm kind of busy. Well, it hasn't been a year since I updated at least. Okay, you guys probably don't want to listen to my babbling, but I have something great in store for you guys. Instead of having the last three classes of my old seventh grade schedule in three different chappies, I will combine them as one! YEAH! The classes are Language arts (or English) Science and Social Studies. Oh, you guys might be wondering why I don't include swearing in English, yet, this story is rated for teens only. Since this portion of the fic is at school, and we aren't allowed to swear, I didn't include any. Don't count the Japanese swearing, because the teachers probably do not understand any of it. Okay, I'm done with this damn intro.
ALERT: Please check out my other FFX story called Final Fantasy X's New Directors. It features Sirius-Chan and I again, but it's kind of cool.
Disclaimer: Like every other FFX writer on this website, the FFX characters don't belong to me!
Chapter 6: 3 classes, extreme chaos!
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" You imbeciles!" Hikaru scolded, referring to the food fight incident in the cafeteria. All the girls stopped at their lockers and separated to go on to their next classes.
" Wakka, you can't just start throwing food at people and expect it to solve something" Sirius said angrily and placed her books gently into Auron's arms.
" Sorry ya. I'm a blitz player, you know? I get aggressive when people make fun of us, ya? You need to relax and calm yourself brudda," Wakka stated calmly and looked at Sirius. He grinned and looked at her.
" BRUDDA? I AM NOT YOUR BRUDDA AND DON'T WISH TO BE CALLED BRUDDA EITHER! I WILL HAVE MY GLORIOUS REVENGE ON YOU…EVENTUALLY!" Sirius angrily cried and slapped Wakka repeatedly.
" Sirius-chan, calm down. People are staring at us," Hikaru told her in an uncharacteristically calm voice.
" Sorry, sempai. You know how I lose it sometimes."
" Yes, we sure do know all about your outbursts and murderous rampages" Shockwave said, who had been walking with them to their next class.
" Who told you about the murderous rampages I have had in the past?"
" Everyone knows, I think."
" Shimatta."
" No swearing in school Sirius!" Shockwave slapped her and looked up at Kimahri, still munching on clay. " Kimahri, when are you going to stop that? You are scaring people!"
" Never."
" Okay. If that's what you want, then please continue eating."
The group approached Mr. Zeminski's room. (A/N Everyone calls him Mr. Z for short. If you read my profile, he is the Language arts teacher that thinks I'm insane.) Language arts was the girls' favorite subject.
" So, this Mr. Z is your favorite teacher?" Lulu questioned, looking at the sign on the front of the door.
" You got that right, Lulu!" Shockwave said excitedly.
" Yes! I mean really, who hates this class?" Hikaru said as she directed Tidus, who was holding her books, to the door. Sirius opened the door and held it for everyone. Hikaru stopped walking and shot Sirius an if-you-don't-get-Aurie-to-carry-my-books-next-you-will-get-beat-on-your-cranium-with-a-bottle-of-ketchup look. Sirius gulped and closed the door behind her.
" Everyone, just look normal" Hikaru said through her teeth as she stared at the front of the room.
" Yeah, don't do anything stupid" Sirius said and pointed at Wakka and Tidus.
" What?" Wakka asked angrily. " We aren't the most normal looking people here, ya know?"
" Wakka, just attempt to look normal…for once." Lulu gave Wakka a death glare after she spoke. Her crimson eyes could scare anyone away, so if you piss her off enough, she'll hurt you with her black magic. Still, the ebony-haired sorceress couldn't help but smile as she stared at her horrified friend's face.
" Sirius, these guys can be a real pain in the you-know-where" Hikaru whispered to her friend.
" HA! You're just jealous because Auron isn't carrying your books! Or, you want him all to yourself, huh?" Sirius glared at Hikaru. " Well, you can't have him! He's my bishounen!"
" Yo, yo homie! I like cheese!" the trench coat girl randomly shouted.
Sirius did a little anime sweat drop as the tardy bell rang. Mr. Z walked into the room from lunch and headed straight to his computer. The class began copying down random things on the board in the front of the classroom. Finally, Mr. Z looked up from his computer and walked over to the group from Spira and the girls.
" Hello, Mr. Z!" Shockwave cheerfully greeted.
" Who are they?" he asked, staring each one of them down.
" Foreign exchange students!" Hikaru told him excitedly.
" From?"
" Oh, they like language arts a lot, Mr. Z!" Sirius tried to get off topic.
" Really, interesting. Except, they look kind of older than a typical seventh grade student."
" Well, you also might wanna watch out!" Hikaru grabbed Yuna and began petting her head. " They're 'special'."
" Hey!" Rikku angrily said and frowned at Hikaru.
" Well, except these two!" Sirius pointed to Auron and Lulu. " They're the only sane ones in this group!" The warrior monk and the black mage exchanged glances and looked over to Mr. Z again.
" Excuse me sir" Auron cleared his throat and looked at the girls' teacher. " We will be observing these girls' daily school-related activities and such."
" Oh, all right. Just, behave yourselves." The teacher walked to the front of the room and looked back at them as he spoke.
During the class, the group viewed projects done by other students. One was very good and done well by two girls. The other was the opposite…by a long shot. Wakka attempted to answer a question and got it wrong. He got angry, which resulted in a riot involving liquid cinnamon, a plastic cow, a Monchichi, and a pair of boxers. (A/N Don't ask where they came from. You get my drift about the riot, right?)
Moments later, the bell rang and our main characters tried to bolt out of the room. Yes, they tried. First, Ken thought it would be hilarious to push Shockwave into a desk, so he did. She fell over the desk and into Hikaru by accident. Hikaru fell back into Wakka, who fell on top of Lulu in a very interesting position. Lulu shouted at him and smacked him so hard, the redhead punched Kimahri from behind. The Ronso opened his mouth and yelped, catching Rikku off-guard. The young Al Bhed fell into Kimahri's mouth and began shouting for Auron. The legendary guardian heard the girl's cry and went to save her from the big, blue, fuzzy Ronso. He managed to break her free, but he lost his balance and knocked into Sirius. Tidus tried to catch Sirius, but she fell on him and he fell into Yuna. The summoner was nearest to the door, so she managed to grab onto the doorknob and open it. Finally, the door was opened. Hikaru, Sirius, Shockwave and their new friends ran out of the room before Mr. Z could reprimand them. (A/N Wow! That was a long paragraph explaining how a door was opened. I'm telling you now, if that really happened, it would've occurred in less than a minute.)
" Whew! That was so close, my butt almost fell off!" Hikaru managed to say as she caught her breath.
" At least we got the door open" Yuna said happily.
" It sure is a good thing Aurie was here to save me!" Sirius giggled and clutched onto Auron's arm.
" Actually, Auron saved me!" Rikku pointed out.
" Well, GAH! You know what I mean! He was there for me!"
" I still don't understand what's so special about Auron, Hikaru" Shockwave whispered to her good friend.
" WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Hikaru shouted and pointed to Shockwave's head.
" Oh, is that the time? Well, I must be off to my social studies class!" Shockwave sweat dropped and giggled nervously. " It was wonderful meeting you all, but I must be off! I'll see you tonight at the dance! Eight o'clock, correct? Okay, bye!" Shockwave ran up the stairs after she quickly shook Yuna and her guardians' hands.
" She sure does ramble when she's nervous" Tidus pointed out.
" Yeah, she's weird like that, ya?"
" Shut it Wakka!" Sirius yelled and smiled at Auron.
Wakka noticed Hikaru grab Auron's other arm and smile too. He tiptoed up to the warrior and whispered. " Hey, if you can pry one of them off ya, maybe I can have one!"
" We can hear you, Wakka" Hikaru angrily said.
" Who wants you anyway?" Sirius laughed.
" Hey, wait! You're insulting Lulu!" Hikaru whispered loudly.
" Excuse me?" Lulu stared at Hikaru and Sirius.
" Yeah, w-what is this a-all about?" Wakka stuttered and blushed.
" Hey guys!" Misha said happily and ran over to the group with Ha-Chan right behind her.
" Hey again…whatever your names are" Tidus greeted stupidly.
" I'm Ha-chan and this is Misha" Ha-Chan corrected.
" We have to go to science class next" Hikaru groaned and approached the classroom. Their science classroom was normally a Technology Education room, but it served as a makeshift science room at the end of the day. Mr. Kelly was the girls' teacher. Mr. Kelly was waiting outside the room, greeting students as the walked in.
" Foreign exchange students" Hikaru said before the teacher could ask about the FFX group. After they walked in, the bell rang.
" And if anyone tries to insult them in any way" Sirius evilly said and pulled out Auron's katana. " You'll get sliced up with this bad boy."
" Are we allowed weapons in school?" Ha-chan whispered to Hikaru.
" I don't remember…I think so! I mean, it is a self-defense mechanism!" Hikaru stupidly said and smiled.
" Hello class, today we'll be doing a chemistry lab. You can do a lot of things with these select few unharmful chemicals," Mr. Kelly instructed them about a lot of crap, and the class began working.
" OH! What does this do?" Tidus asked, messing with a tech ed. machine.
" No, Tidus! That isn't part of a chemistry lab!" Misha scolded and sat him down at their large table.
Hikaru, Lulu, Wakka, Sirius, Auron, and Kimahri were on one large end of the table, while Ha-chan, Misha, Rikku, Tidus, and Yuna took the other end.
" What are these?" asked Wakka, holding up small bottles of food coloring.
" Uh, food coloring" Hikaru told him, snatching the red bottle away and held it up to Kimahri's fur.
" So, you color food with it?" Wakka took the bottle away from her.
" Yes. Wakka" Hikaru told him as calmly as she could and grabbed the bottle again, approaching Kimahri.
" Hikaru?" Kimahri asked, eyes widening.
" I wonder what'll happen if I put pour the red food coloring all over Kimahri's blue fur" Hikaru wondered, grinning like an evil goblin that wants to take over the world.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Ronso shouted at the top of his lungs and accidentally threw the blue bottle at Mr. Kelly's head.
" I think if you did do that, Kimahri would've killed you" Lulu pointed out, not noticing Mr. Kelly was yelling at them.
Auron and Sirius were sniffing some of the chemicals and getting high. Well, Sirius was. She began jumping off the walls and at one point; she fell out of a window.
Meanwhile, on Yuna's end of the table…
" TIDUS DON'T!" Ha-Chan screamed as Tidus mixed a variety of chemicals into a beaker. After the chemicals bubbled, the room was soon covered with slimy green goo. Then, the bell rang right after and the class bolted out of the room.
" You guys have to stop doing that kind of stuff!" Misha said as she finally caught her breath.
" We'll see you tonight!" Ha-chan waved goodbye and headed to her next class with Misha.
" AH! I've got goo in my pants, ya!" Wakka complained.
" Thanks for the pointless FYI" Lulu sighed and picked a large piece of goo out of her bun.
" Hello everyone!" Excel greeted as she walked up behind the gang.
Tidus was picking the green crap off of his clothes and sniffed dome of it. " Ah! Disgusting! This stuff smells like Chocobo-"
" Hello, Excel!" Sirius interrupted the blitzer before he could tell them what the crap smelled like.
" Do I want to know?" Excel raised her eyebrows and looked over to Tidus.
" Nope!" Rikku said happily and sniffed a piece of the goo. " Dang! He was right! It does smell like…poopie."
" Let's just say science class didn't go too well," Auron told Excel, prying Hikaru and Sirius off of him for the umpteenth time.
" Yes, poor Tidus!" Yuna comforted and helped pick off the goo.
Wakka looked at Auron and whispered again. " C'mon, pry one off and give them to me!" Sirius glared at Wakka.
" Wakka, no one wants you, you're such a dumb-"
" Hello!"
Sirius and Hikaru squealed and fell back into Auron. Standing in front of them was the girls' social studies teacher Mr. Dailey.
" Howdy, Mr. Dailey!" Sirius greeted and stood up. " We have some foreign exchange students here!"
" Where are they from?" the teacher asked, raising his eyebrow and looking at each one of them.
" We're from Spira!" said Rikku.
" Spira?"
" It's a small island off the coast of…Japan!" Hikaru lied.
" Hmmmm…I'll have to look for it on one of my maps later."
" No! I mean no, no, no. It's a place that was declared a country…last Tuesday!" Sirius was enjoying herself.
" Wouldn't it have been on the news recently?"
" Not too many people here are familiar with it," said Lulu, truthfully.
" Well, come in! We have got something special to do today!" Mr. Dailey opened the door and the group went in and found a long row of seats in the back of the room.
The bell rang and Mr. Dailey closed the door and proceeded to the front of the room.
" Before we begin," he started. " We have some foreign exchange students from Spira. I am sure that some of you have met them, and for those of you who didn't, here they are!"
" Idiots" Ken turned around and whispered.
" Since this is out last day of school before winter break, we have special guests, and it's Friday, we will do the Shaker Dance.
" What's he talking about, ya?" Wakka asked Excel.
" It's a weird dance thingy that teaches us about a group of people called Shakers from our country's past. It's kind of dumb, yet exhilarating!"
" To the gym!" Mr. Dailey said happily and filed the students out of the classroom.
Everyone walked to the empty gym and Mr. Dailey reminded them about the dance and the influence it had on U.S. history. Then, they did the dance. For the whole class, everyone laughed as the weird dance continued and everyone hopped up and down everywhere. (A/N To be honest, I don't remember much about this dance. It had to do with chasing the devil away from the people. I remember, you had to crawl around and attack someone that was, but not literally, a demon in disguise. It was loads of fun and I can clearly imagine Yuna and everyone doing it. Sorry that I can't give complete details on it, though!)
The final bell rang and all the students ran through the snow to their buses.
" School is a very strange place," Tidus said as he got on the bus and sat next to Yuna. Kimahri sat behind them next to a frightened little boy.
" I know! But, I'm so happy we have two weeks off for the Christmas holiday!" Hikaru squealed and sat next to Sirius.
" I hope we don't have to go back, though" Auron grumpily said and sat in the same seat as Rikku, leaving a seat for Wakka and Lulu next to them.
" C'mon Auron! It was kind of fun, ya?" Wakka laughed and Lulu sighed.
" Oh, yes. Getting pushed around by little girls was a lot of fun" Auron said sarcastically.
" Hey, we like you too much Aurie-pie!" Sirius smiled and clutched on to his arm by reaching behind the seat.
The bus dropped them off in front of Sirius' house minutes later and they went inside to get out of the chilly weather.
" Do you guys wanna come to my house for a bit?" Hikaru asked.
" Mall first! Your house later!" Sirius said angrily.
" Fine then! Let's go!" Hikaru winked and jumped in the air.
" Oh, I meant to ask you guys on the bus" Yuna began. " What's Christmas?"
" You guys have a lot to learn!" Hikaru and Sirius said in unison and began to laugh. They were right, they had to teach them a lot about our world. There was just one problem about that, teaching them would surely be the living hell.
Replies to my reviewers:
Rob/Star super fan:Well, thank you! I'm glad you liked it! Check out Final Fantasy X's new directors too!
someonethatdoesn'tconcernyou: Interesting name you have there. WOW! You must've really thought my fic was funny! Heh...keep reviewing please!
FaythlessAngel: The funniest shit you've ever read huh? Thanks! I really enjoy your story too. Please continue to read and review!
Super weird Lulu-chan: You'll have to wait and see! Continue to R&R!
Luv2Game: You'd have to kill Sirius, huh? I agree with you about Auron, though! Hmm...you'd win by default? Maybe we'd fight for him, eventually. Please update Wedding Time! Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Fae Black: Hello to you too! I'm glad you enjoyed the last chappie! Please continue to R&R!
Darknessed: Yeah, I wanna see 'Advent Children' real bad. I'll have to find the release date for it in a magazine or on a website. If I find something, I'll be sure to let you know. Also, I have played Kingdom Hearts too. I don't have the game, but yes, I have played it a few times already. There's gonna be a sequel to it, and I saw that Auron is gonna be in it! YES! Well, I've said enough, please lookout for the next chappie.
Sirius123: Hi Sirius! I will have you mention Zhuge Liang when we go to the mall in the next chapter. We can go into a video game store or something. Did you like Naruto! I thought it was pretty cool! Kakashi-kun wasn't in it, so I'll have to stay tuned and see what episode he appears in! See ya at school!
Hikaru-Chan13: Hi self!
WOW! This chappie was kinda long, but that's good, yes? I hope it turned out okay! Thanks a lot for the reviews and please review when I post the next chappie. I feel a little sick today, but I managed to drag myself to this computer and update my fic! YES! Thank you guys for all the support in the reviews! I really like getting nice reviews from people. I haven't been flamed for this fic yet, so i'm still going strong! In the next chapter, Tidus drives (kind of) Sirius' family's car to the mall, and we go on a shopping spree. I ain't too fond of shoppin' for clothes, but that's okay! Enough said for now! Goodbye for now and make sure you sniff a Sharpie marker if you are in dobout! I always get all high and stuff when I sniff Sharpies or spray paint! BYE!
-Hikaru-Chan13